So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect siku to post the makala I've been thinking about. Here I go.
I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee au Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to onyesha this.
I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope I spelled that right). She throws an elaborate party to celebrate getting her cutie mark, when three blank flanks steal all the glory. She had been looking mbele to this, and it was ruined for her.
Okay, on to actual birthdays. I'll start with Spike. It starts off pretty good. He gets a kiss from Rarity and a bunch of presents. Then his dragon side takes over and he becomes a giant greedy monster, almost destroying Ponyville. Sure, he learns a valuable lesson, but he nearly destroys a town. If it had gone any farther, he may have even killed Rarity.
Next, Twilight Sparkle. Sure, it had a happy ending, and SHE didn't realize the full extent of what happened, but Rarity forgot about Twilight's birthday, lied so that she wouldn't have to go to it, and never finished the dress she promised her. Twilight may have liked the dress, but let's be honest. IT WAS AWFUL. Plus, while dancing in it, she embaressed her self in front of the upper class of Canterlot.
On to the most obvious, Pinkie Pie. No one came to her party (I know it was because they were throwing a party for her, but kubeba with me), Spike told her that her Marafiki hated her parties and didn't want to be her Marafiki anymore, and she had a friggin' mental breakdown! She was talking to piles of rocks and bags of flour, serving them cake and talking for them. She did the eyes pointing in opposite directions, which, although a screencap of that was some of my first exposure to ponies, was still extremely creepy for a kids show.
I hope wewe all can now see why gppony, pony birthdays suck, and I hope wewe all enjoyed kusoma this.
P.S. Dear Tawnyjay, AquoMoon wanted me to wish wewe a happy birthday since he didn't get to while wewe were online...
I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee au Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to onyesha this.
I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope I spelled that right). She throws an elaborate party to celebrate getting her cutie mark, when three blank flanks steal all the glory. She had been looking mbele to this, and it was ruined for her.
Okay, on to actual birthdays. I'll start with Spike. It starts off pretty good. He gets a kiss from Rarity and a bunch of presents. Then his dragon side takes over and he becomes a giant greedy monster, almost destroying Ponyville. Sure, he learns a valuable lesson, but he nearly destroys a town. If it had gone any farther, he may have even killed Rarity.
Next, Twilight Sparkle. Sure, it had a happy ending, and SHE didn't realize the full extent of what happened, but Rarity forgot about Twilight's birthday, lied so that she wouldn't have to go to it, and never finished the dress she promised her. Twilight may have liked the dress, but let's be honest. IT WAS AWFUL. Plus, while dancing in it, she embaressed her self in front of the upper class of Canterlot.
On to the most obvious, Pinkie Pie. No one came to her party (I know it was because they were throwing a party for her, but kubeba with me), Spike told her that her Marafiki hated her parties and didn't want to be her Marafiki anymore, and she had a friggin' mental breakdown! She was talking to piles of rocks and bags of flour, serving them cake and talking for them. She did the eyes pointing in opposite directions, which, although a screencap of that was some of my first exposure to ponies, was still extremely creepy for a kids show.
I hope wewe all can now see why gppony, pony birthdays suck, and I hope wewe all enjoyed kusoma this.
P.S. Dear Tawnyjay, AquoMoon wanted me to wish wewe a happy birthday since he didn't get to while wewe were online...
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Arthur Grossman
Rainbow Dash's car
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw sinema (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her zaidi like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for zaidi of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw sinema (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her zaidi like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for zaidi of my latest story..
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
