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"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the mitaani, mtaa in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked in as Dawn ordered, “If anypony asks for me I am not here. Understanding?”

Shining Armor nodded and grinned. Just then somepony else started banging on the door and shouted, “Shining Armor, Cadance, it’s me, Twilight Sparkle, let me in! And Dawn Bright I know you’re in there!”

Dawn gulped from behind her hiding place and started shaking. Shining Armor opened the door and Twilight burst in, looking angrier a than a rodeo bull.

“Dawn Bright,” Twilight implored as she dragged Dawn kwa her tail, “We’re going to be late because of you!” Twilight looked down at Dawn. The two unicorns would have been identical if Dawn’s main body color wasn’t blue and her cutie mark wasn’t the bright nyota surrounded in a nyota swirl.

“But Mom Sonic and Flashbolt are going to be there and wewe know how annoying they are!” Dawn begged her mother as she was dragged out the door. “But the Dash twin- was the last thing Shining Armor and Cadance heard as the whining unicorn was pulled out the door.

Sonic scanned the sky around the house for her brother. She saw a streak of blue and raced after it. She tagged the blue Pegasus just as a boom was heard and she went flying off.

“Ha, slowpoke,” she shouted to her brother Flashbolt, “Try to bet that!” Five sekunde later the arrogant Pegasus face planted into a cloud. “Tag,” Flashbolt alisema as he tapped his sister and raced off. Sonic narrowed her eyes and was about to chase her brother when both heard, “Sonic Rainboom, Flashbolt come here.” Strange Sonic thought. Their mom never used her full name unless it was important. Everyone just called her Sonic since Sonic Rainboom was such a mouthful.

“Coming mom,” the twins shouted. They flew right into her tumbling across their wingu porch.
“Hey wewe two,” upinde wa mvua Dash alisema looking her kids. Flashbolt was her sky blue but a short cut, windblown, royal blue mane and tail of his father. He also had his father’s blue eyes but they were always hidden under his racing goggles. Sonic on the other hand had her father’s coat, white, but her mother’s mane, tail, and eyes. She never wore goggles. There cutie marks were a lightening bolt with wings and a sonic rainboom (I wonder which is which hmmm…).

“You didn’t forget about the get together, right?” upinde wa mvua Dash asked her twins.

The twins groaned and protested but upinde wa mvua Dash would hear none of it.

“Come’on guys, I heard from Pinkie Pie that Swirly Works has a new surprise!” upinde wa mvua told them. “All the zaidi reason NOT to go,” Sonic muttered.

BOOM!

Swirly clapped her hooves. It was perfect, probably the best she had ever done. Swirly looked at herself in the mirror and alisema to herself, “Swirly, you’ve out done yourself, well maybe except for the princess’ birthday. I mean what could have been zaidi spectacular than… and the multicolored gppony, pony started going on to herself in her weird convoluted fashion.

Swirly Works looked just like her mother in build and mane/tail style but her colors were different. While Pinkie Pie was pink, Swirly Works had a yellow coat, purple eyes, red and machungwa, chungwa mane, and a green and blue tail. Just like her special talent, fireworks, she was colorful and fun. Like her mom she was Marafiki with everypony, well almost everypony, and loved having late outdoor parties which always had a onyesha of her fireworks. She also loved to attend her mom’s parties. Just then Pinkie Pie stuck her head through the door and said, “Swirly Works, OMC (Oh My Celestia), I saw that and it was super spectacular!”

“Thanks a bunch mom,” Swirly Works said.

“Hey wewe want to onyesha it at the get together today?” Pinkie Pie asked her daughter.

Swirly Works smile turned upside down as she said, “I would upendo to but those six other ponies are the only ponies in all of Ponyville that aren’t my friends. I mean last mwezi I made a special firework for hummingbird, kolibri and all she did was hide under the kitanda covering her ears.”

“Awww come on silly willy,” Pinkie Pie alisema to Swirly Works, “it will be better this year.”

“Okie Dokie Loki,” Swirly Works alisema as she bounced after her mom.

“Here wewe go little ones,” hummingbird, kolibri alisema to the squirrel family. They chattered their thanks as hummingbird, kolibri floated down. Her pet hummingbird, Tropic was perched on the mint green pony’s shoulder. She hummed as she walked back to her family’s forest cottage.

“Hello mom, I’m home,” hummingbird, kolibri quietly called.

“Hello, sweetheart,” her mom called in an equally quiet voice, “we’re leaving for the reunion.”

“The re reunion?!” hummingbird, kolibri alisema as her breath started to quicken.

“Yes, the reunion,” Fluttershy answered as she walked in the room. She looked at her sweet daughter who was beginning to hyperventilate. She had light green kanzu, koti and a red and pink mane and tail with a little hummingbird, kolibri as a cutie mark.

“Ohmompleasedon’tmakemegotoit,” begged as she began to slur her words cause she got nervous.

“It wasn’t that bad,” Fluttershy insisted.

“It’sjustthatAppleBuckwasbeingreallyloudandwell SCARY!” hummingbird, kolibri said. But despite her protests, hummingbird, kolibri walked after her out the door.

apple Buck aimed at the mti and kicked. He was rewarded with the thud of apples hitting the baskets.

“Good job apple Buck,” his ma said, “now here a minute.” apple Buck walked over to his ma, apple Jack. apple Jack looked at her son. He had a dhahabu kanzu, koti with a messy green mane and tail with his apple cutie mark. “So wewe remembered the get together, right?” apple jack asked her son.

“Yup, but do I really have to go?” he asked his ma, “cuz that Cre has all her fancy-shamncy paint and artsy stuff. She can be really annoying, especially when she wants wewe to pose for one of her paintins. She may have every other stallion wrapped around her hoof but not me.”

“Yes, wewe have ta go whether it be the easy way au the hard way,” apple Jack honestly answered her son. He snorted and followed his ma down the road from Sweet apple Acres.

Creativity, au Cre as her Marafiki called her, cocked her head and sighed it was missing something she just didn’t know what. Cre was in her room over her mom’s boutique. The walls were a hand painted mural. The only pieces of furniture were her kitanda and desk. The kitanda was for sleep and the dawati was for drawing. Everywhere else there was art supplies. There were many stands with blank au in progress paintings. Her dawati was littered with drawings and the walls were covered with notes and sketches. There were paint cans, oil pastels, and pencils everywhere. Some would call it a train wreck but Cre preferred to think of it as inspirationally organized. She was almost done with her parents anniversary gift but she felt like it was missing something. Then her mom poked her head through the door.

Rarity looked at her daughter. Like her she was a unicorn and had a royal purple mane and tail. She also had a pure white coat. But Cre wore her hair differently and had sky blue highlights. Her cutie marks was an artist’s palette. She was working hard on a painting and Rarity hated disturbing her but the get together was about to began and they were hosting it. She hoped her husband would finish the decorations.

“Creativity, dear, it’s almost time for the reunion,” Rarity called to her daughter.

Cre sighed and put down her paintbrush. She grabbed a drawing pad and a pencil. She wasn’t going to let a silly party ruin her creative flow. Cre frowned and hoped that Dawn, that stick in the mud, wouldn’t ruin her creativity with her uptight organization and rules. Cre sighed as she headed down stairs.

“Oh hello Twilight darling!”

“Rainbow Dash! Great to see you!”

“Pinkie Pie, wewe brought cupcakes. They look delicious!”

“Oh Fluttershy, darling, wewe look marvelous!”

“Apple Jack, wewe brought zap apple jam! Amazing, simply amazing.”

Cre heard her mother greeting her Marafiki all the way from the juu of the stairs. She saw the adults talking and the teens standing awkwardly inayofuata to their parent. This get together happened every mwezi when all the teens’ mothers had a party having fun and stuck their kids in a room hoping them to get along. Every mwezi something a bit different happens.

Cre took inventory to see that they were all here. There was Dawn Bright who had her nose in vitabu all day. She never even took the time to look at Cre’s paintings au drawing and always responded with its beautiful. There were the Dash twins, Sonic and Flashbolt. Flashbolt admired Cre, like almost every other single stallion, but while he left her alone, his sister was twice as annoying to her. At that moment Sonic elbowed Flashbolt in the ribs to stop staring at Cre. Then there was Swirly Works. She was just as fun loving and twice as eccentric as her mother. Her special talent was fireworks and threw huge outdoor parties to showcase them. Cre refused to go as Swirly accidentally destroyed one of Cre’s paintings but her Marafiki alisema that they were spectacular. Then there was Hummingbird, sweet girl but very shy. She was very nervous and when Cre even tried to make a conversation with her it went no where. And of course there was apple Buck he hated Cre for reasons unknown to her and refused to succumb to her charm. Cre finished walking down the stairs and joined the “party.”

“Spike darling won’t wewe watch the children?” Rarity called to her husband.

“’Course,” the purple and green Pegasus said. Spike had once been a dragon but because of a wish he was transformed into a Pegasus. He still has dragon qualities, like breathing fire, not being affected kwa heat, and chomps on the occasional gemstone. Cre considers herself half dragon because of this. The ladies walked into the room that Rarity and Spike had prepared for their party. Spike then turned to the teens and said, “O.K. looks like I’m going to watch wewe but your old enough, right? I’ll just be upstairs working.” And on that note he raced upstairs not wanting to be in the same room as the chaos that was about to unfold.

The teens walked into the living room and sat around the coffee meza, jedwali where they ate a small dinner. All went their separate ways, Dawn reading, Sonic and Flashbolt sleeping, Swirly Works fiddling with what ever was in the box she had carried in the house, hummingbird, kolibri talking to Rarity’s pet cat, Topaz, apple Buck practicing his buck for the rodeo, and Cre drawing. Cre glanced over at Dawn. Her face was blank and she was concentrating on the book.

“Stop it,” Cre alisema to her.

Dawn looked up and asked, “Stop what?”

Cre answered, “Being sooooo uptight.”

“Oh yea,” Dawn alisema as her eyes narrowed.

Sonic groaned from the bookshelf. With those two fighting she couldn’t sleep. “Hey, Flashbolt, wewe wanna play a prank?” she asked her brother. Jumped up and answered, “oh yea!”

The two fly over apple Buck who was too busy concentrating on his kick to notice the twins. Sonic stifled a giggle while Flashbolt sprinkled pepper on apple Buck’s nose.
“AH AH ACHOO!” apple Buck sneezed as he kicked. He accidentally knocked over a vase which crashed to the ground. It scared Topaz away and hummingbird, kolibri headed over to apple Buck.

“Be zaidi careful oh if wewe don’t mind of course,” hummingbird, kolibri said.

“Well what is it? Do wewe want me to be zaidi careful au do what I want? Choose!” apple Buck alisema to Hummingbird. She let out something like a squeak and ran away. Cre started yelling at apple Buck for yelling at Hummingbird. Sonic and Flashbolt started pulling pranks on everypony. Everypony started arguing and throwing Cre’s paint at each other.
Swirly Works, who had been focused on her box until that moment shouted, “HEY WHO WANTS ME TO PULL THE RIBBON!” Somepony au another, in the confusion, shouted back, “SURE!”

“Okie Doki Loki,” Swirly Works shouted. Hummingbird, who realized what was about to happen, njiwa under the couch. And then Swirly pulled the ribbon.

BOOM! SWOSH! BOOM! BANG!

After the blinding light onyesha ended and the noise quieted. The room was covered in black soot. Everypony except Swirly Work was dazed and covered in soot.

“Hey, how wewe guys like that, super spectacular, right?” Swirly alisema as she bounced around the others. Then the parents walked in. Everyone left in a matter of minutes.

Dawn Bright had her head down. Twilight then said, “I am very”

“Disappointed in you,” upinde wa mvua Dash alisema to the twins, “Maybe it’s”

“For the best that Princess Celestia,” Pinkie Pie said.

“Wanted wewe to go with the others,” Fluttershy continued

“On a Voyage to the Unknown,” Rarity finished.

All of them shouted at once, “TO THE UNKNOWN,”

Swirly Works, “YEAH ROAD TRIP, au zaidi like mashua trip.

To be continued…
 "Fireworks make everything zaidi colorful"-Swirly Works
"Fireworks make everything more colorful"-Swirly Works
 "Squeak"-Hummingbird
"Squeak"-Hummingbird
 "Sonic's my name, Rainboom's my game"-Sonic Rainboom
"Sonic's my name, Rainboom's my game"-Sonic Rainboom
 "Trickester, speedster, that's me."-Flashbolt
"Trickester, speedster, that's me."-Flashbolt
 "Hardwork and Honesty are your best friends"-Apple Buck
"Hardwork and Honesty are your best friends"-Apple Buck
 "The purpose of art is to give."-Creativity
"The purpose of art is to give."-Creativity
 Enchanted upinde wa mvua Dash.
Enchanted Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie:Trixie!
Trixie:What?
Pinkie Pie:you are the greatest unicorn,so I want to ask you,can wewe turn me to an unicorn too?I don't like good anymore.I upendo evil!Together,as unicorns,we can rule Equestria!
Trixie:Trixie likes those thinkings,so Trixie turns wewe to an unicorn too.*uses magic,turnes Pinkie to a unicorn*We should rule together.
Pinkie Pie:It is time to take another of them losers.
Trixie:You are right.Let's go,take that little upinde wa mvua Dash.
Pinkie Pie:Yes!
*A saa later.*
Twilight:You think Trixie is coming?
Rainbow Dash:Yes,and she is coming to me!!!!!
Apple Jack:Protect upinde wa mvua Dash....
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-Are wewe enjoying the place.-asked Trixie.
-No,not at all.Here should be some party decorations and...
-Quiet!I didn't really asked you,you full,-said Trixie,-now I have some plans to make.
---------------------------------------------------------------
-Discort,-said Trixie.
-Yes,Trixie,-said Discort.
-I need wewe to get that Twilight Sparkle discorted.
Now!It is an order,-said Trixie.
-Fine,fine,just give me a second,-said Discort,-I was busy.
-Now,-said Trixie.
-Let's have some fun,then,-said Discort and leaved.
-------------------------------------------------------------Is that Discort,-asked Flutter...
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posted by karinabrony
I was getting sleepy. It was already 3:00 AM. I decided to go for a walk. I got my flash light out and went deep in the woods.

I walked around, looking at the wonderful flowers. I leaned down to smell one. It smelt beautiful. Then, I saw two glowing eyes. I gently covered half of my flashlight and pointed it to them. It was 2 reindeer. I smiled as I saw them huddling together on a cold night. Then, a black spider-like creature, bit the male reindeer. I gasped as I saw its eyes turn light green, glowing. The male reindeer left the female one. I walked up to her and gently patted her. I decided...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 7: Family ties


We have ruled over the kingdom for zaidi than 60 years together, but I never knew Landslide had such a dramatic sense. The destruction of Whisper Wind was a symbolic act. As the ancient phrase said: thus, always, to tyrants. First his fortress, then the tyrant himself. And the soldiers were quite thorough. The mighty towers collapsed and when daybreak came, the first rays of the sun shone upon a pile of smoking debris. Forever Wind's eagle nest was wiped off the face of the planet.

Landslide renewed the pact with the earth...
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posted by karinabrony
All of the ponies gasped and shouted as Black rose's Marafiki were all floating, including her. Her eyes were wide open and were glowing with a bright white light.

Starshine: Oh my gosh!
Beachberry: What happened?!
Star Shimmer: This is impossible!!!
Black Rose: *smiles* Friendship is the best thing in life. There are six things that make it just the perfect relationship.
Coffee Creme: Generosity, giving is a kind thing to do.
Shredder: Loyalty, never leave your Marafiki hanging around.
Nikki: Honesty, telling the truth is a nice thing to do.
Nocturnal Mirage: Kindness, being nice to one another is...
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posted by _Laugh_
At home, Silver Tune was laying on her black and white, fluffy bed. Her kanzu, koti was pale. Roxy Tune tried everything to cure Silver Tune. She made soup, gave her medication, a warm blanket, she prayed, and it still was no help. A tear rolled down from Roxy Tune's cheek. She was worried that Silver Tune could.. Die. She hugged her.

RT: M-Maybe wewe just need rest. Sleep for a bit, o-okay? *smiles*
ST: *nods* *sniff*

Roxy Tune left the room, leaving Silver Tune alone. Silver Tune ignored her sisters' advice. She reached for her laptop and entered Facebook. Somepony had kicked her out of a chat. Trixie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 15

What's Cooking?

November 20, 1952

With Thanksgiving coming towards us, I decided to take the opprotunity of making a Thanksgiving Episode.

Everything was going well in Cheyenne. The workers were with Pete hearing their assignments.

Pete: There are some Thanksgiving decorations...
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 Summer Pride as a filly
Summer Pride as a filly
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 2: Rage


Oh, I find it so cliché to rewind au mbele the events, but I keep so many reels of my life, down in the cellar of my soul... and I have aliyopewa the key only to a few; because most ponies would be terrified of what they might see... that cellar is dark and scary and full of demons... and I was trapped down there for so long... but if wewe wish to understand me and the things I've done, you'll have to take the risk and go down the stairs... Let's just start from the beginning.

As I look back, during my long lifetime, I've been called...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose walked nyumbani and opened her door. She was nyumbani alone, again, so she went up to her room. When she passed kwa a mirror, she saw she was too skinny. She looked hurt. Then she smiled. She got Mr. Jingles out of her bag and went kwa to walk to a gas station. She opened the door. When she went inside, she saw lots of bags of chips. She got 2 of them, Flaming Hot Cheetos and Lays. When she was about to pay, she saw Shredder getting a slushie. Her eyes opened wide. "Shredder!" She called as she accidentally pushed him. He got startled and the slushie almost flew, but he caught it. "Hey, Black...
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 Sweetie Belle picture before the battle
Sweetie Belle picture before the battle
(name of battle: Operation Cutiemark
Location: Celestial Forest) Sweetie was almost out of breath and was sprinting through bushes and shrubs faster than I had ever seen her run before. Sweetie Belle managed to slide back into our trench. ,"Scootaloo, remind me never run to get a cartridge, katriji ya of ammo from a dead changeling" My friend told me while catching her breath. ,"Now what?" Applebloom asked anxiously. ,"We wait for those overgrown insects to find their way here" I answered. While we waited, upinde wa mvua Dash came flew into our trench while sweating, the salty drops dripped from her mane and...
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I took cover as an artillery shell passed over me, "GET DOWN!" some gppony, pony yelled. That voice i heard was familiar to me. ,"Rainbow Dash?" I asked openly, Then my cyan Pegasus sister flew to me and hugged me for a few sekunde then she smiled ,"I missed wewe Scoots" I told her ,"I missed wewe too" after that a bullet hit closely where we were. Dash pulled out her 1911 pistol and aimed it at a changeling rushing our position, When RD pulled the trigger the changeling dropped to the ground. I had my mouth open in surprised at how fast my sister fired the gun. ,"Wow upinde wa mvua Dash, that was..." she finished...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 2 premiere of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman kilima in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered kwa diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete...
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The last solstice

Chapter 30: Fading light – Part 2

Celestia's mind was hovering on the border of consciousness, trying to find a way through the thick haze. The Princess of the Sun awakened slowly and the process itself meant struggle for her. She opened her eyes for a little, feeling dreaded because of the unfamiliar surroundings of the room. Although the fabric of the sheet and the cover; the furniture and the paintings on the ukuta resembled the style of royalty, it was definitely not the Ivory Tower. She failed to recollect any memory where she was au how she got here whatsoever. The blurriness...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jack was walking with his ghost dog Zero.

Zero: *barks*
Jack: No Zero. I'm not in the mood.
Zero: *begs*
Jack: Alright *grabs bone* Go get it! *throws bone*
Zero: *grabs bone* Bark, bark.

Next morning near Jack's house.

Mayor: *drives up* Ah, time for another great day. *goes upstairs humming This is Halloween* *rings doorbell*

Nothing happened, and the mayor soon became angry. Right when he was mad, the mayor soon thought for a moment, and was immediately happy again.

Mayor: Jack! I've got plans for inayofuata Halloween. I'll need to check them with wewe before we start.

Still no response

Mayor: *sad*...
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 My new OC who is a new resident, but he's too shy to talk to anyone, until now....
My new OC who is a new resident, but he's too shy to talk to anyone, until now....
OK, this really awesome story begins with Blazin' getting off the train to Ponyville with his belongings, many of them drawings he made and lots of drawing paper, pencils, and other art material (he's an artist, which explains the cutie mark of a pencil). He is rather shy and isn't talking to anyone. He sees Big Macintosh, who sees the new resident and helps him with his belongings as they walk towards the house he was offered kwa Mayor Mare. He was rather tall, though....

Blazin': Thanks for your help....

Big Mac: Eyup.


Blazin': Might as well get settled. Got a nice bedroom, bathroom, kitchen....
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The last solstice

Chapter 29: Fading light – Part 1.


“I still can't believe it's really you... “the Princess of the Night alisema on a warm tone. “To be honest, I thought I'll never see wewe again, sister.”

“I... don't know what to say...” Celestia replied, turning hear head away, her face revealing massive levels of uncertainty.

“You don't have to say anything, Tia. I'm just glad your finally here with us.”

“Us?”

“Yes. Cadence and Twilight are in the inayofuata room, they must know about your return at once!” Luna declared excitedly and reached for the door knob.

“No, wait!”...
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posted by _MockingJay_
The three mares were walking down the street. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake were very excited. Silver Tune was quietly following them. Snow Flake noticed Silver Tune's worried face. She paused and turned around.

SF: Why that face, Silver Tune?
ST: *sigh* I've actually never been to a mall before.
CC: *laughs* Yeah right.
ST: I'm serious. Ask anypony.. Ask my sister.

Coffee Creme's eyes were wide open. She couldn't believe what Silver Tune had just said. She turned to Snow Flake, who also had her eyes wide open.

ST: What?
CC: Then.. Where the heck do wewe buy your clothes?!
ST: Walmart, Target, au Tilly's....
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune sat beside her locker. She was hungry, and she was mad. Coffee Crème smiled as she walked to Silver Tune.
Coffee Creme's smile suddenly disappeared. She saw Silver Tune crying.

CC: Silver Tune, why are wewe crying?
ST: *rubs eyes* I-I'm not crying.. I'm smiling.. *frowns*
CC: What happened?
ST: wewe wouldn't understand.
CC: Tell me. *sits*
ST: *sigh* For your own good, walk away.
CC: *tilts head*
ST: I buck everything up. I'll probably push wewe and Snow Flake away, that's my thing. I just don't want to hurt you. So please, I'm begging you, don't enter my life. *lowers head*
CC: Awww sweetie....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After killing the enemy I got in my car with upinde wa mvua Dash, and we started going to Sweet apple Acres. We weren't sure why it was snowing.

Sean: Do wewe suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
Rainbow Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet apple acres*
Rainbow Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like applejack did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: upinde wa mvua Dash! Are wewe alright?
Rainbow Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.

Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*

After three dakika of running

Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right kwa the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are wewe doing kwa that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask...
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