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posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious siku in Ponyville, where everyone was doing their normal routines. (You probably know what that would be kwa now.) Today at the Ponyville school, the teacher, Cheerilee, was getting ready to read the class a story about "The Sleeping Mare", an old fairy tale. As she started to begin, there was a knock on the door. She got up to see who it was, and it was Big Macintosh, with a bouquet of roses for Cheerilee, as it was nearing Hearts-and-Hooves Day. She gave him a big kiss for thanks, and the students saw it and were grossed out. All but a handful: Twist, Sweetie Belle, and apple Bloom, for they know what upendo can be.

After the kiss, it was back to story time. Cheerilee had gotten to the end of the book, where it alisema this:

"And when the mare's true upendo found her on the bed, he gave her a kiss, and she awoke from the curse of 100 years of sleep. The two had married each other, for they were destined to be together. And they lived happily ever after."

As soon as the story ended, the kengele had rung to go to recess. Everyone darted out, except Sweetie Belle, who was curious to know zaidi about Cheerilee and her bond of upendo with Big Macintosh. "Ms. Cheerilee," she began. "Are wewe and Big Mac destined to be together? wewe two upendo each other so much." "Well," Cheerilee started to explain. "I tend not to think about it, but when he comes along, I go back to that thought. We upendo each other, but I don't think we may get together like the book said." That was a lie, and Sweetie Belle knew it. She had to ask Big Mac the same question, only to get the same answer. The secret was that Big Mac and Cheerilee would get together on special occasions and go someplace special, such as Canterlot. The two promised never to tell anyone else, because if they did, their upendo would be exposed.

A couple hours later, after school was out, Cheerilee decided to go to Zecora to know about the power of upendo and its everlasting bond. "There are many powers above, but none can match the power of love," Zecora alisema when Cheerilee came and asked her about love. "You can see upendo at home, at work, au at school, for upendo will be a never-sinking pool." "But Zecora, I came to know about true love, not a regular love," Cheerilee replied. Zecora spake, saying, "I see what wewe say, so I'll go your way. True upendo does not come from the mart, but from within your heart. The powers that can come from two can really affect you. wewe may be a little posh, but wewe upendo Big Macintosh."

Uh-oh! Cheerilee's secret has been revealed! She ran away as fast as she could because she was scared that someone found out about her secret upendo with Big Mac. She then tripped into what looked like a purple maua, ua shaped like a "Z". That maua, ua was a rare maua, ua known as the Sleepy Purple Daisy, and it can make wewe sleep for a time. They're very rare, but they're even zaidi rare when they are in a large group. The ponies that encountered them hundreds of years zamani believed that those flowers were a curse, and every one of them were to be burned for its effect. A scientist had found out that the only way to break the flower's "curse" was through the kiss of one's true love. It's going to be difficult for Cheerilee, as she fell in a VERY large patch of those flowers. Zecora had saw what happened and rush to Cheerilee to study how long she'll be asleep no thanks to the flowers. After an hour, the results were in: 100 years!

Zecora, seeing this as a fatal emergency, rushed to Ponyville, carrying Cheerilee's body. She was running faster than a jaguar. As soon as she got to Ponyville, she assembled all the citizens to give out the message. Everyone was shocked to hear the message, but it stung Big Mac the most.

To be continued...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One night, at a diner.

Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just Lost a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop mchele Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: mchele Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are wewe ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*

Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.

Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did wewe hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the car chase, Buddy went to the hospital

News reporters: Will this stallion be ok?
NYPD Cheif: No, he will not be ok. Unfortunately mchele Limbo's mafia brutally attacked him, and there's an 80% chance of death.
News reporters: What was this stallion doing?
NYPD Cheif: He was on a case to stop mchele Limbo, when they killed him.
News Reporters: He wasn't wearing a police uniform.
NYPD Cheif: He was a part of the Seven Up's.
News Reporters: What is the Seven Up's?
NYPD Cheif: It was a secret organization we made to help stop ponies from commiting crimes. Now I will answer no zaidi questions. *walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Rice's car
Rice's car
The car chase soon begins!! YAY :D

Buddy: *going 75*
Rice: *turns left onto wrong side of road*
ponies: *honk horns*
Rice: *turns onto right side*
pony: *honks horn*
Clint: *cowarding in fear*
Buddy: *goes left*
ponies: *blocking road*
Buddy: *drives on side walk*
ponies: *run out of way*
Buddy: *crashes into box of oranges, then turns left*
Rice: *turns right*
Buddy: *gets toward intersection*
ponies: *stop cars*
Buddy: *drives behind two cars*

Buddy soon hit the horn four times, and the cars moved

Buddy: *goes faster*
Rice: *passing cars*
Clint: *looks behind*
Buddy: *getting closer*
colts, and fillies: *playing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The King's plan was to make the taxes higher. If anypony couldn't pay them, they went to jail. Nearly everypony went there, even Lindsay, and Clint.

Everyone, have their ups, and downs.
Sometimes ups, outnumber the downs.
But not in Trottingham.

At the church

Tuck: It's about to rain, and we have holes in the ceiling.
Reverend: We gotta do what we can to pay the taxes.
Tuck: We do, but how? We barely have any money
Sheriff: *walks in* Are wewe sure?
Tuck: Ahh! Sheriff! Uhh, if we don't pay the taxes, and wewe don't send us to jail we'll pay King John back another way!
Sheriff: Yeah, that's what everypony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Bob were in Santa Barbara. They have been driving inayofuata to each other for a long time. Now they had their windows open so they could talk to each other.

Pierce: *Checks his gas tank. It's nearly empty* I'm not stopping until wewe do.
Bob: Lucky for you, I'm low on gas.
Pierce: So am I. *Sees a gas station ahead of them* We'll pull in there, and get some gas.
Bob: Okay.

The both of them got their cars at the gas station, and stopped to refuel.

Gas Station Pony: *Arrives* What can I do for wewe two?
Pierce: Full tank.
Bob: Same here.
Gas Station Pony: *Puts hoses into their tanks, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah

Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.

Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*

The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.

Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: hujambo Duke, this isn't like wewe buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies...
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