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(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls kwa MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West kwa applejackrocks, Peppermint kwa DisneyFan333, Score Heights kwa Quillabex, Sugar wingu kwa misscrazel, and Cakey Cake kwa yours truly. I hope wewe all enjoy this.)

It was a great siku in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. wewe see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some Marafiki over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake onyesha against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She invited Cotton Swirls, Nikki West, Peppermint, and Score Heights to aid Cakey in this important thing. But when the four came over, things would take a turn towards Peppermint for the worst. Why? She'll be teased that she has a relationship with Cakey Cake.

There was a knock on the door at the alicorn's house. The four came in to help Cakey Cake for this project. "Now that you're all here," she said, "I'll need wewe all to do certain things for this cake to be great. Cotton Swirls, wewe do the batter. Nikki, wewe do the decorations. Peppermint and Score Heights, wewe determine how big this cake must be. I'll check often to see how you're doing." As soon as she left, the group was ready to get to work. That is, in fact right now, putting Peppermint to work. The other three wanted to hang out.

Whilst Peppermint was doing the whole project kwa herself, she often asked if the other three could actually help her. When asked that, the three would mock and insult her, calling her names like Dependent Damsel in Distress au Whiny Ninny. Poor Peppermint was often called Pepperella, though.

When Cakey Cake came back, she was aliyopewa a very important letter saying that there will be a muziki onyesha coming to Trottingham. "I'd like wewe all to attend this," she said. "We know that Peppermint won't be able to come because she was nice as to let us hang while she does the work for you," alisema Score Heights, knowing that it was a blatant lie. Cakey Cake didn't know better, but she alisema that Peppermint cannot go. With that, the rest had left. Poor Peppermint. She started to go into tears for what the three selfish ponies made her do. She was too into tears that she didn't notice the door wasn't closed completely because Cakey Cake, being a nice pony, left a note on the open door. It said:

"If wewe are Sugar Cloud, please help Peppermint with an important cake being made.
-Cakey Cake"

A little after Peppermint went into tears, another pony, namely Sugar Cloud, came in, ready to help the white unicorn. She finds the unicorn in tears and asks why she's crying. "There were three other ponies," she began, "that forced me to do all the work for them. They were Nikki West, Score Heights, and Cotton Swirls. Each time I asked them to help me, they would verbally abuse me. I can't take it anymore!!!" That said, Sugar Cloud, knowing good and evil, wrote a note saying what Peppermint told her. After that, the cake was ready to be tended to. It took a half-hour to finish it, having to do with decorations.

An saa after the cake was done, the other four ponies came back. They found the cake to be well done. Cakey Cake found something strange near the cake, thinking it was an error. It was actually the note Sugar wingu wrote. It said:

"Score Heights, Cotton Swirls, and Nikki West had failed to give aid to Peppermint when she requested it. They insulted her when she asked for help. If wewe were gone, wewe made a poor choice in leaving.
-Sugar Cloud"

Cakey Cake was very angry upon finding the truth. With that, she banished the other three from her house for three straight months. When the cake onyesha came up the inayofuata day, she gave credit to Peppermint and Sugar Cloud, for they ACTUALLY made the cake. It got sekunde place, though it was very great. Their successor was Mr. and Mrs. Cake for making an ordinary cake zaidi extraordinary. But that didn't matter.

End.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a gppony, pony that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: wewe sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* wewe did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of wewe don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane wewe do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, au else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if wewe see an auto duka anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See wewe later.
Don Castalini: wewe didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least wewe got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Long time zamani when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one gppony, pony that survived and was aliyopewa a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed kwa child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up wewe don't even work, wewe feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a kitanda inayofuata to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As wewe know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and aliiba $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help wewe take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: wewe mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up kwa tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can wewe get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. wewe have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining alisema I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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Sean led his group to an airport, owned kwa Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, wewe alisema that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, wewe four are capable of flying on your own, so...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his Marafiki when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the gppony, pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the kuoga while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope wewe like the sports car I gave wewe thirteen years zamani as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give wewe something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, wewe will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked kwa airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do wewe two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are upinde wa mvua Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each mwaka wewe wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that foramu story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do wewe think wewe could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th siku of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a kanzu, koti hanger. He slowly walks...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his meza, jedwali from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would wewe help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely wewe must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of imba the upinde wa mvua factory muziki video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth ukuta styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told wewe not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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