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Dr. Robotnik, and King Sombra got the death egg into Equestria. Here's how it went before they left.

Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?!
Robotnik: It's our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before, there's a chance that it'll blow up.
Robotnik: It won't. Plus we can fit our entire army in it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.
Daniel: hujambo I've got an idea, what the hell is going on here?
Nazi captain: *kills Daniel Ingram*
Lauren: Why did wewe do that?!
Nazi captain: He intruded on us. Now into the death egg.

Everyone got into the death egg, and King Sombra time traveled once again.

Equestria March 13, 2025

upinde wa mvua Dash: So tell me how wewe survived that explosion.
Sean: I jumped out of the train, and shot the bomb.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Awesome :D
Sean: Yeah it was. I had to wait for an saa just to have Twilight get me here.
upinde wa mvua Dash: At least it was worth it.
Sean: Yeah considering that I am now dating the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now I just have to beat wewe at being the fastest runner.
Sean: Why? wewe can fly much faster then 430 miles an hour.
Snips: Oh look out!
Snails: Discord is back with King Sombra, and griffons, and other people that wanna kill us.
Sean: What's with them?
upinde wa mvua Dash: They freak out about everything.
Discord: Because it's serious!
Sean: What the hell?! I killed you!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Let's get out of here!
Communists: *fire at Sean*
Catie: Kill Sean then get upinde wa mvua Dash!
Robotnik: Kill upinde wa mvua Dash first! She's faster!
Sean: *flips off Robotnik*
KS: AFTER THEM!!

Me, and upinde wa mvua Dash avoided King Sombra. Now we just had to make a visit to a friend.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Where's your car?
Sean: Still being worked on after the explosion. Tails should have another one set up for me. Chaos Control!

Mobius March 13, 2025

Tails: Hi guys
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Tails
Sean: Is my car ready?
Tails: Almost. I have another one set up for wewe though. 2001 Chevrolet Corvette. Has adaptive camoflauge, machine guns, super traction control, and lots of other cool gadgets.
Sean: I'll bet.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Swag
Tails: Enjoy *walks away*
Sean: This will be good.

Back at Equestria

Robotnik: You're still working on that thing?
Shadow: This Skyline is 23 years old, and needs a lot of maintenance.
Robotnik: Not really. Just install high tech shit, and wewe won't have to worry about it.
Shadow: What's it look like I'm doing asshole?
Blaze: Why a nissan?
Shadow: It's a skyline GTR. Why not?
Robotnik: Captain?
Captain Frites: Ja fuhrer?
Robotnik: I think it's time we get the freeze ray set up.
Captain Frites: Bejahand *Affirmative*
Blaze: So it's a GTR, why have it?
Robotnik: Why don't wewe go check on our prisoner?
Blaze: Fine
Lauren: Why am I here?
Brian: Because wewe won't jiunge King Sombra's army.
Blaze: How are wewe enjoying things?
Lauren: They're fine, but Brian keeps pestering me.
Blaze & Brian: Too bad.
Lauren: Brian why would wewe jiunge these guys?
Brian: I just thought that if we destroyed Equestria, there will be no zaidi My Little Pony. We don't have to worry about it anymore!
Blaze: Maybe we should kill her.
Lauren: NO!
Brian: *Kills Lauren Faust*
Colonel Pempkov: What are wewe imbecules doing?
Brian: I killed the prisoner.
Colonel Pempkov: What?
Catie: What did wewe do?
Blaze: It was the right thing to do.

Just then the ice lazer was activated, and froze all of Equestria. Me & upinde wa mvua Dash are the only ones that can save the day. Can we?
 Shadow's car
Shadow's car
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and makala about why upinde wa mvua dash is my inayopendelewa gppony, pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my inayopendelewa is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the colors of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging kwa who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles au Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could wewe help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first gppony, pony fic! Tell me what wewe think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” applejack asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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Pinkie pie: what are wewe doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild wanyama and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt kwa them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This siku is going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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posted by clancker1223
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once wewe get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into upinde wa mvua philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, wewe ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the upinde wa mvua Factory, where your fears and horrors...
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