kwa the time me & upinde wa mvua Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.
Sean: Oh jeez.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!
Eight hours earlier
King Sombra: I only need a few zaidi things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control
Eight hours later
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because wewe don't think!
upinde wa mvua Dash: drive!
Sean: *drives away*
Shadow: *drives after*
Nazis: We spotted them sir!
KS: Excellent. We kill them, and Equestria is ours.
Robotnik: He tried to kill wewe kwa time traveling into where wewe were builing your time machine.
KS: And wewe saved me.
Robotnik: Ja.
KS: Nice work doctor.
Back to the car chase
Shadow: *shoots kombora, yamuua flipping my car over*
Sean: *opens roof*
Shadow: *shoots another missile*
Sean: *activates ejector seat* Back on my wheels.
upinde wa mvua Dash: He's passing us
Sean: *shoots Shadow's car*
Shadow: *launches grenades*
Sean: *shoots grenades*
Blaze: Get the death egg down for him.
Shadow: He almost killed me, hurry up!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies out*
Sean: Where the fuck are wewe going?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *blows Shadow's car up*
Sean: *drives onto death egg*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Glad wewe made it.
Sean: Same to you. What now?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We have to kill everyone here, and unfreeze Equestria.
Sean: Sounds good.
Catie: I see moto over there.
Discord: That looks like Shadow's car
Gilda: They must be on here then. Look everywhere.
This was it. Just me, and upinde wa mvua Dash against-
1 Discord
1 Robotnik
1 Gilda
1 Catie
1 Brian Goldner
1 Blaze
1 King Sombra
597 Nazis
600 Communists
Total enemies 1,204 Good luck!
Sean: Oh jeez.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!
Eight hours earlier
King Sombra: I only need a few zaidi things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control
Eight hours later
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because wewe don't think!
upinde wa mvua Dash: drive!
Sean: *drives away*
Shadow: *drives after*
Nazis: We spotted them sir!
KS: Excellent. We kill them, and Equestria is ours.
Robotnik: He tried to kill wewe kwa time traveling into where wewe were builing your time machine.
KS: And wewe saved me.
Robotnik: Ja.
KS: Nice work doctor.
Back to the car chase
Shadow: *shoots kombora, yamuua flipping my car over*
Sean: *opens roof*
Shadow: *shoots another missile*
Sean: *activates ejector seat* Back on my wheels.
upinde wa mvua Dash: He's passing us
Sean: *shoots Shadow's car*
Shadow: *launches grenades*
Sean: *shoots grenades*
Blaze: Get the death egg down for him.
Shadow: He almost killed me, hurry up!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies out*
Sean: Where the fuck are wewe going?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *blows Shadow's car up*
Sean: *drives onto death egg*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Glad wewe made it.
Sean: Same to you. What now?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We have to kill everyone here, and unfreeze Equestria.
Sean: Sounds good.
Catie: I see moto over there.
Discord: That looks like Shadow's car
Gilda: They must be on here then. Look everywhere.
This was it. Just me, and upinde wa mvua Dash against-
1 Discord
1 Robotnik
1 Gilda
1 Catie
1 Brian Goldner
1 Blaze
1 King Sombra
597 Nazis
600 Communists
Total enemies 1,204 Good luck!
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One zaidi ngumi, punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued