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As me & upinde wa mvua Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.

Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. wewe only killed four of us. Now it's time wewe both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting a long time for this.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Me to *hits Gilda*
Gilda: wewe call that a punch? *hits Dash's eye*
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm going easy on you. *kicks Gilda*
Blaze: *throws moto toward me*
Sean: Your aim sucks!
Blaze: But not my punches *misses*
Sean: I'm over here biyatch!
Blaze: *keeps missing*
Sean: *breaks Blaze's neck*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean I need your help!
Gilda: No wewe don't! *flies away with Dash*

Then 10 Nazis ran toward me. I killed them all, and ran after Gilda.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *tries to break free from grip*
Gilda: Quit moving bitch.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *kicks Gilda & lands on floor*
Sean: *shooting at Gilda*
Gilda: wewe have to do better then that if wewe want to kill me!
Sean: Ok *grabs floor*
Brian Goldner: What the damn?!
Sean: *throws floor at Gilda killing her* are wewe ok Dash?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think so *falls on floor*
Sean: We gotta find something to fix wewe up.
Brian Goldner: au wewe can surrender.
Sean: You're all the way down there. wewe can't get us.
Brian Goldner: Maybe not, but I can call for people that can.
Sean: *Kills Brian Goldner*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Where are we going next?
Sean: We need help. We have to unfreeze Equestria. Maybe there is a way to undo it on the ray they used.

And so, we went toward the ray. upinde wa mvua Dash was beat up bad as wewe can see in the picture below, and we needed help.

Kills

Nazis 13
Communists 1
Blaze 1
Gilda 1
Brian Goldner 1

Result: 17 people killed

Enemies left: 1,187
 upinde wa mvua Dash after her fight with Gilda :(
Rainbow Dash after her fight with Gilda :(
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are wewe uandishi a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let wewe know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues uandishi letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* Unicorns are the best. We are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a beach, pwani was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a gppony, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued inayofuata to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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I think I'm coming down with something. Been in kitanda a lot. So it's how I was posting these chapters so darn quickly..


SweetieBelle: Princess Luna!? Is it really you?
Luna: Yep. I'm the princess of the night. And it's my duty to come into your dreams.
SweetieBelle: *points off view* What about him?
FreddyKrueger: Hey. Hey. I'm not involved in this!
SweetieBelle: Wait. If this a dream the- *makes mirror appear* Haha. Awesome.
Luna: Lesson. I know how it feels to be outshines b-
SweetieBelle: Man. I look good!
Luna: *throws the mirror off view, and break sound is heard* FOCUS!
SweetieBelle: Okay. Okay....
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With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in upendo with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* wewe are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...


SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!


Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie wewe are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking...
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Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, au I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.


Saten: wewe know.. Maybe wewe and I could be the inayofuata to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
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We finally get to see Octavia in her Equestria Girls form, in negative.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony at Celestia's ngome was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanuni, cannon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least wewe got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it wewe three alisema wewe were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic onyesha

One day, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a meza, jedwali with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied kwa chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a wingu of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Marafiki don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope wewe don't mind, but I invited him over to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do wewe remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any chakula for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....
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We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in crane on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how upinde wa mvua Dash told wewe to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are wewe doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on juu of this building with me, and she'll die if wewe don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have upinde wa mvua Dash, and she's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The inayofuata day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the gppony, pony world, african equestrian.
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't wewe heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless wewe keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get wewe there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...
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posted by karinabrony
I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My moyo thudded. There was a new gppony, pony at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....
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posted by Canada24
LATER THE inayofuata DAY!

"Sorry again for getting wewe kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. inayofuata time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold wewe too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded kwa Ganger and his gang.

"Any of wewe know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger alisema sadistically.

"You...
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