Dash made it up to me kwa making out with me, then we went to a Green nyasi, nyasi kavu concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

upinde wa mvua Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause wewe talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
wewe always seem to be steppin in shit and all wewe do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all wewe like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
upinde wa mvua Dash: What'd I say?
Sean: That Green nyasi, nyasi kavu is the best band ever!
Shredder: Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2
crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: Cut the crap 'cause your screaming in my ear, and you're taking up all of the space
You're really testing my patience again, and I'd rather get punched in the face
You're getting on my every last nerve
Everything you've alisema I already heard
Shut your mouth 'cause you're talking too much, and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2 *plays solo*
Sean: I gotta admit, he's better then I am at guitar.
upinde wa mvua Dash: When did wewe play guitar?
Sean: Since I was 12.
Shredder: Always fuck fuckin' with my head now X3
Always fucking with my head and I gotta let it go
Let yourself go, let yourself go
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself goX4
Band: *finishes song*
Crowd: Yeah! *cheers*
Sean: I'll be right back. *leaves*

I decided to go on the stage, and play some guitar, impressing upinde wa mvua Dash.

Sean: Fillys, and gentlecolts. You're such a wonderful audience. Now I would like to play a song for you.
Crowd: *cheers*
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?
Sean: This song is one of my personal favorites, called Hound Dog. *Plays guitar*
wewe ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well wewe ain't never caught a rabbit, and wewe ain't no friend of mine.
Well they alisema wewe was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well wewe ain't never caught a rabbit, and wewe ain't no friend of mine.
wewe ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well wewe ain't never caught a rabbit, and wewe ain't no friend of mine. *plays solo*
Crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: He is good
Sean: Well they alisema wewe was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well wewe ain't never caught a rabbit, and wewe ain't no friend of mine. *plays another solo*
Well they alisema wewe was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well wewe ain't never caught a rabbit, and wewe ain't no friend of mine.
wewe ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well wewe ain't never caught a rabbit, and wewe ain't no friend of mine. *ends song*
Crowd: *Cheers*
upinde wa mvua Dash: That was so awesome!
Sean: Thanks. Now attention everyone. I wanna say it's been great being here. For 12 and a half years wewe ponies have aliyopewa me a lot of formidable things to remember. Although much of it was fighting wars, it was still fun.
Crowd: *cheers*
Sean: But I have some sad news. I can't stay here anymore. People in Mobius need my help. We have made plans to expand on our world, and I have to go help.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe can't leave without a kiss.
Sean: We had sex earlier, but ok *kisses upinde wa mvua Dash* Now I have to go. Chaos Control!
Shredder: What expansions do wewe think he's working on?
Colin: Maybe land developement?

Everyone couldn't stop thinking about what I was up to back at Mobius. Was it serious? Maybe.

45 dakika after I left Equestria, they invented the TV, and had lots of them on sale for 3 bits.

News anchor: This is PBS news, I'm Wilson Wilson with breaking news. A giant meteor appears to be heading toward our planet right now.
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Twilight: That looks big.
WW: It appears that a grey hedgehog is slowing down the meteor, which is actually a planet. He's making it arrive on our planet slowly.

Just then the ground shook, as I ran toward upinde wa mvua Dash.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean? Thank goodness your here. A met-
Sean: Meteor? That happens to be a planet called Mobius.
Fluttershy: What?!
Sean: I didn't wanna be too far away from you, so I brought my planet inayofuata to yours.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Are wewe sure this will work?
Sean: It already is.
WW: Seems like Equestria is now linked to another planet. This is really cool.

Although I never went into Equestria again, I still talked to upinde wa mvua Dash. Due to her planet being inayofuata to mine. How's that for insanity? We've been together for a long time, and nothing bad has happened between us. I think this will go good for a extremely long time.