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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do wewe need me to do?
P: That depends, what do wewe know about a gppony, pony named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: wewe need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit: Very far from Equestria, on the opposite side of the pacific ocean to be exact.
Con: Oh great.
P: Ach, I almost forgot. This bullet has 0007 engraved in it, and I want wewe to bring it to S.
Con: What is he going to do with it?
P: Examine it.
Con: Oh thank celestia, I thought he was going to put it in a gem sandwich, and eat it.
P: NIEN! Why would he do that?
Con: I don't know, I'll ask him.

In S's lab

Con: Where's S?
lab expert: Over there.
S: Con? What's up?
Con: P wanted me to bring this to you.
S: A bullet? What for?
Con: She wants wewe to examine it, see what gauge it is.
S: Hmm. *examines bullet*
lab expert: *working on grenade launcher*
Con: Woah that's cool!
lab expert: *accidentally launches grenade* Damnit, Con, stop playing around!
S: I'm back
Con: What gauge is it?
S: wewe might not believe this, but it's a 4.1 millimeter gauge.
Con: I wonder who makes that.
S: You'll have to check the gun shops.

So that's what Con did, in the inayofuata part.
"Where are we?" applejack asked. I had no idea, but as I looked around, I soon realized where we were. Then I saw an '81 Impala with a California License Plate. It also had a mwaka on it, "Oh damnit." I say "What's wrong?" applejack asked, "Where are we?" "San Francisco 1982." I tell her. We time traveled back 32 years, and soon we were greeted kwa a guy wearing a mask, carrying a brown bag. "Hey!" he shouts. As I hear him shout, I floor it. The burglar then tried to shoot me, but missed breaking the window of a Mercury behind me. After I escaped the burglar I tried to use Chaos Control, but...
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Hey, where's Spike?
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upinde wa mvua dash
my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
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Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were wewe going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were wewe to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have wewe done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did wewe do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...
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Five shabiki fictions are in this makala for your enjoyment. Have fun.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Trust upinde wa mvua Dash

Everyday, upinde wa mvua Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing kwa Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands inayofuata to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am...
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my
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my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
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"Can't picture wewe as a bat" damn wewe and your teasing, Hasbro!
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Twilight: I don't know what happened that led wewe to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my Marafiki and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) wewe want to know what happened to me?! I'll onyesha you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your Marafiki away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...
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