Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wow. wewe can stay with us until Celestia makes wewe a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do wewe sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Who alisema you're idiotic? Sure wewe made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make wewe retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.
After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business
Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do wewe drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? wewe need to wait in line au leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told wewe that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well wewe should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters wewe robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill wewe for that.
Back at the house.
Dan: What do wewe mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one zaidi time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: wewe also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just alisema that because wewe did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll onyesha wewe how it's done.
In the inayofuata part
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wow. wewe can stay with us until Celestia makes wewe a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do wewe sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Who alisema you're idiotic? Sure wewe made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make wewe retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.
After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business
Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do wewe drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? wewe need to wait in line au leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told wewe that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well wewe should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters wewe robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill wewe for that.
Back at the house.
Dan: What do wewe mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one zaidi time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: wewe also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just alisema that because wewe did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll onyesha wewe how it's done.
In the inayofuata part
Flaky
First off, THANKS to StarWarsFan7 for the idea of doing these. wewe should REALLY check out her original which is in this club...Here we go!
5) Fleur De Lis
Okay, so she's pretty awesome! I mean her ubunifu is so cool and the way she is portrayed in my mind just is kinda interesting to me.
4) Fluttershy
How adorable? I can really relate to how shy she is and how she's trying to overcome it.
3) Pinkie Pie
She's the most happy most sweet thing ever. And she's always, always made me smile. No matter what mood I'm in.
2) Rarity
Elegant, artsy, and creative she just is so fun to watch and...
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5) Fleur De Lis
Okay, so she's pretty awesome! I mean her ubunifu is so cool and the way she is portrayed in my mind just is kinda interesting to me.
4) Fluttershy
How adorable? I can really relate to how shy she is and how she's trying to overcome it.
3) Pinkie Pie
She's the most happy most sweet thing ever. And she's always, always made me smile. No matter what mood I'm in.
2) Rarity
Elegant, artsy, and creative she just is so fun to watch and...
apple Bloom:Helppppppp!
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's apple Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
apple Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
apple Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
apple Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's apple Bloom*
apple Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
upinde wa mvua Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with apple Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
upinde wa mvua Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
upinde wa mvua Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's apple Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
apple Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
apple Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
apple Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's apple Bloom*
apple Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
upinde wa mvua Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with apple Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
upinde wa mvua Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
upinde wa mvua Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.
