My Little Poney Article: MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wow. wewe can stay with us until Celestia makes wewe a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do wewe sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Who alisema you're idiotic? Sure wewe made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make wewe retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.

After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business

Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do wewe drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? wewe need to wait in line au leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told wewe that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well wewe should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters wewe robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill wewe for that.

Back at the house.

Dan: What do wewe mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one zaidi time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: wewe also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just alisema that because wewe did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll onyesha wewe how it's done.

In the inayofuata part

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TMOH;prolouge

posted by whiteclaw

The villian

Miss Cheerilee, the local school teacher, decided to take a shortcut to her school. It was down a long dark alley behind the Ponyville gym. She was never the one for athletic sports au activites, but she supported fitness of all types. She heard a scream from behind a dumpster and jumped. She began walking zaidi quickly now, and became zaidi cautious of her environment.

She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" alisema the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are wewe scared that I know your name?" "Fear this siku for it is your last!"

THE END

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Secrequestria (Fanfiction)

posted by fuzzykitten123

The secretary closed her laptop with one cyan hoof. Rain splattered the screen window. she stared at the door. The door to the Printer. The Printer Room. No one ever printed from the Printer. All ponies feared it would eat them. au maybe the room would kumeza them into a dark scary land. The secretary had bought a new printer so ponies could get their reports in to the big boss. The BIG Boss. She stroked her silky puce mane in uncomfortable feeling. The screen door was oulled back kwa a cloaked pony.
"Hello," the unidentified resident practically hissed, "I need to go in the Printer Room."
The...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his Marafiki out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, au anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

Rainbow Dash: *Blocking...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon...

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Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.

Episode 1

Old Is New

June 20, 1953

Bartholomew is narrating.

The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had zaidi to offer then any England, and France combined.

I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand...

Hard at Work

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Con Mane: The Disney Saga Part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven kwa Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Sitting inayofuata to Dutch gppony, pony 13*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch gppony, pony 35: *Sitting inayofuata to Dutch gppony, pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Follows Dutch gppony, pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 5:...

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Chapter 11

posted by Canada24

EARLY THE inayofuata MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see wewe two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! wewe mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes wewe is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the sekunde world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part...

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My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So wewe from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on wewe guys.
Sean: I'll meet wewe there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: wewe always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a...

Pinkie Pie

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Bon Bon Drawing

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Hungarian gppony, pony fanart

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart

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Hungarian gppony, pony fanart

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart

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Blazin' Blue on Hearts and Hooves siku

posted by Dragon-88

Luna's got her eyes on a certain stallion...

I'm doing this favor of Valentine's Day, because I never made a story about whether au not my OC finds love. Let's get this story started!

Morning has just arrived, and the main six hustled to stand around Blazin's kitanda as he was sleeping. After hearing he has NEVER heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, they decide to surprise him-in a somewhat unexpected way.

Pinkie: He's gonna jump out of his fur, manyoya when we holler at the same time!

Fluttershy: Please don't yell too loud-he might hurt himself.

Rainbow: He's never heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, and wewe say we should go easy on him? Not today....Ready?

Pinkie:...

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Golden Harvest

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The Sun Goddess

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Con Mane: Dead Another siku Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a beach, pwani was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a gppony, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued inayofuata to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...