In Philadalphia at 30th mitaani, mtaa station.

Hater 356: *gets off train*
Hater leader: What took wewe so long?
Hater 356: wewe know how it is, the train stops at every platform.
Hater leader: How many platforms were there?
Hater 356: At least a dozen, but who gives a piss?
Hater leader: Alright. Let's see what wewe got.
Hater 356: *sets down suitcase*
Hater leader: *opens suitcase* Oh, this will do nicely.

Near the delaware river

Jade: What's this river called again?
Sean: The delaware.
Jade: Why do they call it that?
Sean: No clue, but there's a town alongside it called Frenchtown. It's far from here, but wewe gotta check it out sometime. They have this path that wewe can ride bikes on.
Jade: Actual bikes? Like BMW's and Harleys?
Sean: No no *laughs* Bicycles.
Jade: Oh. Basically a Honda.
Sean: That's also a motorcycle.
Jade: *laughs*
Sean: *smiles* Alright, we're not far from Philly.

Meanwhile on the internet

Someonebutnoone: I don't know where is Seanthehedgehog!
Mariofan14: He hasn't been on for a while.
someonebutnoone: Hold on, I got message froma Applejackrocks1
Mariofan14: What does it say?
Someonebutnoone: Get everybrony to 30th mitaani, mtaa station in Philadalphia. We're finishing off haters!
Mariofan14: How will that work?
Someonebutnoone: Transport tunnels!

On January 24 2014, lightning fast transports were made to go through underground tunnels into any city from anywhere. Every brony took one into Philadalphia. They were armed with guns, and MLP merchandise

Brony 53: Where is Applejackrocks?
Brony 36: No clue
Jade: *revs engine* Right here boys!
Sean: *gets out of car* Alright. This war ends now! All the haters are inside that train station. We must kill them all!
Brony 64: *loads gun* Let's do this!
Sean: On me *runs into station*

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