My Little Poney Article: Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 1

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Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt

It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the truck. It's got a trailer this time, so I don't think the driver will shoot us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: They better not, I just repaired this thing.
Sean: Right. wewe all know what to do?
Nikki: Yep *uses rope to slow down truck*
Trucker: What the hay?!
Sean: Good job. Daredevil, get in position.
Daredevil: *gets inayofuata to back of truck*
Sean: upinde wa mvua Dash, wewe ready?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah.
Sean: Then let's do this!
Daredevil: *cuts connnection to trailer, and truck*
Sean: Nikki, wewe got that rope secure?
Nikki: Yeah. wewe two get your cars hitched up. *stops*
Sean: *gets in front of trailer*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *gets in front of trailer*
Nikki: Hurry up.
Daredevil: I don't think she's joking, that gppony, pony is turning back!
Sean: We're hitched up, let's go

Our four Heroes soon left with the drugs. That trucker couldn't stop them.

At the hideout

Sean: $995,000 worth of drugs. Nice work everypony.
Daredevil: Thanks.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How are we going to mgawanyiko, baidisha it?
Sean: We'll make it worth less. It'll be $800,000 from now on.
Nikki: wewe sure?
Sean: Yeah, it'll be even that way.
Derpy: *crashes into roof*
Sean: What was that?

Sean, upinde wa mvua Dash, Daredevil, and Nikki went to see what happened. Then they saw Derpy

Sean: We're down here.
Derpy: Oh, hi everypony!
Nikki: Hi Derpy, how are you?
Derpy: I'm fine. I have some mail for you.
Sean: Thanks. *looks at envelope* It says it's from England!
Nikki: Really?
Sean: London to be exact! wewe know what this means?
Daredevil: Yeah. We get to race easy targets, and get paid for it!
Sean: Not all of them are easy, but you're right.
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's going to be fun, that's for sure!
Nikki: I'll bet, being in London and all!
Sean: We better get things set up.

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Kingdom of Midnight Sun

posted by ChevalNoir

In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground kwa eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn Queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...

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Fluttershy to the Rescue!

posted by mariofan14

(Before this story begins, let me tell wewe that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell wewe all. As wewe may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope wewe enjoy this one. Thanks for kusoma this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great siku in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some chakula for herself and her animal Marafiki in and near her...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...

---
Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
--

MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

--

Hooffman - Stay...

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PONIES!

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 119 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...

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bila mpangilio dialectics: Pinkie Pie - A fine cocktail of crazy... au is it?

posted by NocturnalMirage

bila mpangilio dialectics

Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless makala of bila mpangilio Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our inayopendelewa party pony, Pinkie Pie. This makala interlocks with the awali one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the inayofuata few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth ukuta breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped kwa a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and wewe thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all wewe got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't wewe ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, wewe worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near upinde wa mvua Dash* Now hurry up, and...

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about upinde wa mvua Dash?
Rarity: upinde wa mvua Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell wewe tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons wewe need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... wewe ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are wewe doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled kwa one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And wewe fools gave me enough...