We left off with Pinkie Pie thinking she knew what she was doing. We'll catch up with them later. For now let's check on Mirage, and Twilight

Twilight: Man, I'm starting to think that Shining Armor forgot about all this.
Mirage: No he didn't. I'm sure he's just a little bit delayed. That's all.
Shining armor: I'ma comin for ya Twilight!! But first, I gotta attack someone!! *stops at stop sign*
Twilight: Man there he is!
Shining Armor: *floors it* I'll find ya Twilight!
Mirage: *goes after Shining Armor*
cops: *stop near each other* They're nuts. They just turned around, and started chasing the Marecedez!
Sean: From now on I promise to drive with all four tires on the car.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Good.
Shining Armor: DASH!!! *turns around*
Sean: *kisses upinde wa mvua Dash* What is with that gppony, pony behind us?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know it's- Shining Armor?!
Shining Armor: hujambo man! Why do wewe keep making me mad?!? When I get ya, I'm gonna get ya! I'm gettin mad right now!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's he doing here?
Sean: Is he not normal?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Way beyond that!

Shining got his car inayofuata to Sean's, and they started ramming each other, half the time Shining Armor would roll to the other side of the car while driving!

Sean: I think I know why he's not normal.
Shining Armor: WHY DO wewe MAKE ME MAD????
Sean: *drives on grass*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Shining? Leave us alone!
Shining Armor: NO! wewe attacked my sister! Sean: *rams car*
Shining Armor: *rolls to other side of car*

Sean then made Shining Armor crash into a river, but he also crashed.

Shining Armor: How dare wewe attack my sister!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I didn't mean to! *runs from Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *hits upinde wa mvua Dash* Are wewe that hedgehog dating Dash?
Sean: *nervously* Yes. I am! do wewe like hedgehogs?!
Shining Armor: RRAHH!! *idiotically attacks*
Mirage: *stops* What are wewe guys doing?
Twilight: Man, how'd wewe crash yo car?
Shining Armor: This grey hedgesomething made me do it!
Sean: Hedge hog!

Spike: Ok, we'll try blowing a hole in the ukuta this time!
Rarity: Promise me wewe won't hurt anyone.
Spike: A few sticks of dynamite can't do any harm.
dynamite: *explodes*
koreans: AAH!
Spike: It's ok. We just couldn't get the door open. *runs off*
store owner: I'm here today on USE news to-
Spike & Rarity: *run past*
store owner: HEY! What are wewe doing? wewe vandals!!
taxi driver: The police here are run kwa imbecules! They just lock up a baby dragon, and a beautiful mare for what?
Spike: Excuse me?
taxi driver: Hold on, I'm talking. Wait a minute! wewe we're in my cab earlier!! What happened to you?
Spike: It's a long story, just take us to the park.

2 B continued