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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They opened the suitcase, and there was money in it. All $475,000 of it.

Twilight: Man there it is!!
Sam: wewe weren't kidding after all
Mirage: Of course I wasn't!
Sam: We oughta give Mirage most of the money since he found it.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN! We mgawanyiko, baidisha it equally
Sam: Listen, there's enough for all of us. There's 1 *him* 2 *sean* 3 *rainbow dash* 5 *cab drivers* 6* Pinkie Pie* 7 *Fluttershy* 8 *Spike* 9 *Twilight Sparkle* 10 *Shining Armor* 11 *Rarity* 12 *Mirage* 13 *Captain Culpepper* 14 *him*
Mirage: wewe counted yourself twice wewe cheater! *attacks Sam*
Sam: hujambo STOP!! I'll call the cops on you!!
Culpepper: What makes wewe think the cops will care about this Sam?
Sam: Because he attack- wait a minute?
Mirage: How'd wewe know his name?
Culpepper: I didn't know Mirage.
Mirage: How'd wewe know my name?
Culpepper: Let's just say I'm a cop.
Sean: You?
Culpepper: Yes sir.
Sean: I'm a hedgehog!
Culpepper: Now, how about wewe give me the money?

They gave the money to Culpepper, and walked back to the cars.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Is there any way we can keep the cash? We've had a rough day?
Culpepper: No, but wewe will get some money if wewe turn yourselves in for finding all this.
Twilight: Then what are we waiting for? Let's turn ourselves in!
Culpepper: wewe two know where the police station is, correct?
cab drivers: Yes.
Culpepper: Ok, you'll have to take them down there.
Spike: But we can't all fit in the cabs.
Culpepper: Yeah, but wewe can't take the truck au the red car, those are stolen vehicles.
Mirage: My car isn't!! :D
Culpepper: Correct. One au two of wewe could ride with Mirage in his car.
Sam: I shall ride with the noble Mirage!!
Mirage: wewe won't do anything stupid will you?
Sam: Of course not!

So everyone got in the cab, except for Sam, and Mirage, then they drove off.

Culpepper: *goes on radio* HQ?
cop 1: Yes sir?
Culpepper: The guys trying to get the money are coming to HQ. There was joker in the deck. Did wewe get that?
cop 1: Yes sir.
Culpepper: Excellent *drives*

Pinkie Pie: Something seemed strange about why that cop stayed back there.
Fluttershy: What do wewe mean?
Sean: It just seemed like he was trying to screw us over.
cab driver 1: Yeah, I agree.
Mirage: Let's pull over, and see what happens.

What does happen?

2 B Continued
posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: hujambo u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: upinde wa mvua dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes upinde wa mvua a filly)

filly dash: hujambo u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks upinde wa mvua back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
(To the tune of heart-shaped box kwa Nirvana)

Sitting kwa the door waiting for wewe to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no zaidi urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when wewe ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
posted by Mylittlecute12
filly twilight: hujambo where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ula.
Ula.
Apparently the plan did not work. Con went to a place where Hattan went, while Berry Goodnight wanted nothing to do with him.

Con: Stupid Berry, I'll stop Hattan Scaramanga without her help. *disguises himself as Hattan*
korean captain: Ah, Miss. Scaramanga. wewe look beautiful today.
Con: Thank you. Now I have something to tell you.
korean captain: What might that be?
Con: I just met somepony that will be disguised as me. He works for the C.I.E, and his name is Con Mane.
korean captain: Understood. We will take care of him once we see him.
Con: Thank wewe *leaves*
Hattan: Who was that pony?
Korean...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, blueberry Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by applejackrocks
lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did wewe got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...
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Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chokoleti rain cloud, squeezed it, and chokoleti maziwa came into the glass. As he threw the wingu to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. wewe need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord au else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
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