My Little Poney Article: Dirty Harry Part 6

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did wewe call for the ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: wewe can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry: Everypony says that.
Scorpio: It's true though! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!! I GOT RIGHTS TO LIVE!!!

The inayofuata morning, near the sewer system on the Golden Neigh bridge, Harry was watching the medics take the filly out of the sewer. She was dead.

At the police station

Captain: wewe shouldn't have shot him.
Harry: Why are wewe saying that?
Captain: The man has rights to live.
Harry: wewe really believe this guy?
Captain: We don't believe him, we know. It says here Scorpio has rights to live. We need to bring him in alive.
Harry: What for? We're talking about a Serial killer, murdering innocent ponies, and wewe want him alive?
Captain: It's not my choice. It's the mayor's.

Scorpio: *walking through park* I know how to get outta here. But first, I gotta do something for the police. *continues walking* (I gotta make it look like Harry beat me up) *walks into house*
Black pony: Man what can I do for you?
Scorpio: I have $100, and it's all yours if wewe beat me up.
Black pony: Beat wewe up for money?
Scorpio: Every penny of it.
Black pony: *takes money* Your wish is my command *beats up Scorpio*
Scorpio: *bleeding, with skin coming off*
Black pony: wewe sure about this?
Scorpio: Every penny's worth it. wewe stupid worthless n***er.
Black pony: *continues beating up Scorpio* This one's on the house *kicks Scorpio through glass*

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alinah_09 just give yourself up Scorpio if you want to kill so much then just kill killer pony droids instead! (at least that would make the world better?) kinda reminds of that manga i read..yeah,Black★Rock Shooter innocent soul..didnt like that much...but that 1 chapter: a serial killer who kills innocent people every full moon and writes how many he's killed using the blood of the one he just killed...but one day he got arrested (finnaly) and recieves a death penalty...he was sent to a world where he can kill innocent people over and over again as he wish and all those innocent souls just stayed they cause of his desire...but Black★Rock Shooter put a stop to that and set the souls free...

Seanthehedgehog Interesting. There is an actual movie called Dirty Harry, this particular fanfic is a parody of that movie.

alinah_09 hmmm...cool,liked your fan-fic by the way.i've read it to the very 1st chapter i just didnt comment cause i didnt know what to say (^^''')

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Four Years of farasi

posted by triq267

Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New mwaka party and decided to check out that My Little gppony, pony onyesha I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a ukuta post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban

Tim: *Backs into his parking space at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do wewe think it'll be ready kwa tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two zaidi Marafiki named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A gppony, pony in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over kwa Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: wewe need to onyesha me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to onyesha wewe anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what wewe say. I'm not inaonyesha wewe my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE wewe THE REGISTRATION! wewe DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a kilima in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, wewe three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the...

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Darkness part 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to gppony, pony world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will wewe do.
Hunter - I'll give wewe advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 107 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow got a ride to the train yard kwa her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: wewe be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And inayofuata time wewe have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & Arrow got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad gppony, pony passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad gppony, pony 53: We just had a car...

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Darkness part 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do wewe know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There wewe are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit kwa the knife*
Brett: Don't wewe dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your Marafiki Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and wewe can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, au Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have wewe decided what kind of krisimasi mti wewe wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, moto house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...

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Darkness part 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.

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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed kwa power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 106 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman kilima anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell wewe something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because wewe made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: wewe were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo:...

Pinkie's New Job Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than upinde wa mvua Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few dakika later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing inayofuata to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are wewe enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well inayofuata time Celestia is intoxicated, wewe should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that"...

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Darkness part 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Shadow ngome - Undead Realm
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Demon King - Sweet victory is in air...
Immortal Dvision Soldier - h-how ...
Demon King *slices Soldier* Silence fool...
Mare Demon - Do wewe wish to send troops to attack gate?
Demon King - First eliminate closest camp of enemy.
Mare Demon - As wewe wish my majesty.

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Closest camp
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Soldier #1 - Kids are our noblr killers, well we are dead

Soldier #2 - Why kids are in army.

Lightning - I like how people react to us... I really enjoy this fully.
Darkness - We sit here and wait for commands...
Whiteheart - Better for us...
*Explosion happens*
Bluewave - Medical bay...
Soldier...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 105 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:50 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The rest of the ponies that were going to work on the tracks arrived in different vehicles.

Jeff: Okay, I removed the bad rails while we were waiting for you. Nopony is in the signal tower, so Percy is operating the switches. Let's lay down the new rails, put in new spikes, then add the ballast. Everyone ready?
Railroad Ponies: Yes.
Jeff: Great. Let's get to work.
Railroad Ponies: *Moving mbele in a machine that lays down new rails*

It set down the new rails, and as a lever was pulled, spikes were put in...

Ganger Returns: Part 4

posted by Canada24

"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.

"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" alisema Rover, the lead Diamond dog.

"I'm not the one who got out smarted kwa a little filly" Ganger mocked.

"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.

"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. We might have a way to change wewe back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs dhahabu in order to work" Rover told.

"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. wewe in au not!?" Rover cried.

"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.

Gran Turismo Episode 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo...

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Afterimage : Frägment ACT 1 Part 3 Operation Phoenix.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

505 Commander - HQ this is 505 do wewe copy?
HQ - Copy that 505.
505 Commander - We are getting closer to Station G-41
HQ - Roger, proceed with caution.

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American and Canadian vessels.
16:30
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Cptn. Bridge - So... How we gonna do it?
Gen. Spectral - We get to Equestrian coast and swim with it then with air support we hit Russian destroyers and we aboard them.
Priv. Jackson - We gonna steal em eh? (Not trying to make a joke about Canadians... Totally...)
Cptn. Bridge - That's a plan... At least we have some free time...

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GEA HQ
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Informator - We have invitation from... GlobeX organisation....

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean arrived at the airbase with upinde wa mvua Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did wewe get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* wewe have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers,...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.

Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in upinde wa mvua Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
Rainbow Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps wewe might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks...