My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 3 part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: au anyone that works here
Gordon: au anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Gordon: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Pete: Alright good. Now I have an assignment for you, and Hawkeye to do.
Gordon: I'm pretty sure wewe do.
Hawkeye: Mornin' boss.
Pete: Monin' Hawkeye. Come over here. I have an assignment for wewe to do with Gordon.
Hawkeye: WHAT?!
Pete: I have an assignment for wewe to do with Gordon.
Hawkeye: I heard you, but allow me to ask again. WHAT?!
Pete: For the last time! I have an assign-
Hawkeye: wewe told me that twice!!
Gordon: Pity. I wish wewe could tell him again. Why do we have to work together?
Pete: Coffee Creme is sick, and Orion is on another train with Honey, on their way to Dallas.
Hawkeye: Alright, what do we have to do?
Pete: Carry a huge freight train from here to Ogden Utah.
Hawkeye: What engines are we using?
Pete: Only one. For a freight train like this, wewe get to use one of our largest locomotives.
Gordon: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Are wewe saying we get to drive a bigboy?!
Pete: Eeyup.
Hawkeye: Alright!! This is awesome!
Gordon: Don't get too excited.
Hawkeye: Don't get unexcited, let's go!
Pete: Good luck wewe two. I know wewe hate each other, but I'm sure wewe can complete this job with ease.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. *walks to train*
Gordon: Wait for me *follows*

At the train yard

Red Rose: *switching tracks*
Hawkeye: hujambo Red Rose, guess what?!
Red Rose: You're driving a bigboy to Ogden?
Hawkeye: Yeah, how'd wewe know?
Red Rose: I got a message from the boss. Your train is over there being checked.
Hawkeye: Thank you. *walks to train*
Red Rose: *spots Gordon* You're not working with Hawkeye, are you?
Gordon: Unfortunately I am.
Red Rose: Welp, he's gonna die a very unfortunate death.
Gordon: Don't give me that! You're just a yard operator!
Red Rose: That tells wewe what to do!
Gordon: Ugh *walks away*
Percy: Hi Hawkeye
Hawkeye: Hey, I thought you, and Jeff were supposed to fix tracks.
Jeff: Not today, we were told to work here for now.
Gordon: What are wewe doing servicing our engine?! Don't wewe know that wewe have to maintain track? wewe could be fired for doing different work without permission from the boss.
Percy: We were aliyopewa permission from the boss.
Hawkeye: *blows whistle*
Jeff & Percy: AH!!
Hawkeye: Something tells me I won $4.
Percy: Aw fine! *gives Hawkeye $2*
Jeff: *gives hawkeye $2*
Hawkeye: Thanks wewe two.
Percy: inayofuata time, we'll be prepared.
Gordon: Is everything ready?
Jeff: Yeah, it's fine. Just remember that the breaks may break when you're travelling at juu speed which is 75 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: They don't call them brakes for nothing.
Percy & Jeff: *laugh*
Gordon: Let's just go, songesha it!
Percy & Jeff: *get out of way*
Red Rose: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *goes for lever*
Gordon: What are wewe doing?! I'm driving this train!
Hawkeye: Don't argue, I'm the one sitting closest, I'm the engineer *pulls lever*

The two stallions left the yard, and soon went on their way to Ogden.

Gordon: Ok, no cursing. This is my train, no cursing.
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Hawkeye: N*gger.
Gordon: Oh wow, are wewe deaf?
Hawkeye: Damnit.
Gordon: Still going. Really?
Hawkeye: Hell.
Gordon: Do wewe want me to jump out of this train?
Hawkeye: It'd be pretty nice.
Gordon: Well I'm not the one breaking rules here. So go shovel the coal, pronto.
Hawkeye: We'll be fine. When we get up to Sherman hill, then we'll need zaidi coal. Get ready.
Gordon: This is going to be a long journey.
Hawkeye: Eeyup

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The bigboy

tailsfan111, ChibiEmmy and 1 other like this

alinah_09 nice~

ChibiEmmy It's gonna be the longest day of their lives lol xD

Seanthehedgehog Especially since they get to operate the world's largest steam engine

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville

Last story was halfway good, so this time I'm making it to where Blue Bolt's personality is fully revealed in this story. It all starts with Bolt arriving in Ponyville. He is new here, so he doesn't know much about the town au the residents. He is very shy, so he was nervous to talk to anyone. He thought his way of speech would make him appear weird. So he enters the house he was promised kwa some gppony, pony who had blue curled hair and wore red glasses. He doesn't know who she was, but he will learn soon!

Bolt: This is a nice house. Who was she anyways? I just hope the residents are nice...

It is daytime,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

Her first coherent thought was about Tartaros. Celestia believed she ended up there. She could even feel the heat. The snow white alicorn slowly opened her eyes, then she recognized a silhouette standing beside her bed. Her vision was still a bit blurry, but the figure looked familiar. Her face distorted in pain as she tried to move. She felt like the entire right side of her body was on fire. The gppony, pony reached out, removed the sheet from her chest and disappeared.

Celestia could not decide whether this was some weird dream au reality. Soon, the pony...

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The last solstice - Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

The Princess of the Sun circles around nervously. She’s like a snow white ghost haunting the rooms. Although it was several days ago, the encounter with Nocturnal Mirage has stirred up her soul. Laying eyes upon another gppony, pony after a decade was quite unsettling for Celestia.

“How could I have been so foolish?” the solar alicorn questioned herself angrily.

In the heat of the moment, she allowed the stallion to see what nopony should see. The marks of that fateful day… the marks of her failure.

Celestia gazed at her distorted reflection...

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Dirty Harry part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Half an saa later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would wewe like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise wewe this time. Only chili today.
Dou: wewe got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need wewe to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery...

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Autobiography Chapter 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 5
Where I am now

Today, there are a lot of great people on here, but much of the people that started this fandom left. Most people are upset because of this, but I have a way on getting past those kind of situations. For me, all that matters is the people I get to hang out with, and the ones that I enjoy being with are

In Alphabetical order

Alinah09 - She has a bright personality, and is awesome at roleplay.
Applejackrocks1 - She's inspired me to do great things, and has become my best friend. She's nice to everyone, and everyone's nice to her.. au at least, everyone should be nice to...

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Autobiography chapter 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 3
New fan

By October 2012, I joined the fandom. It was wonderful with the music, and the fanfics (Though a few call it Fimfics I think) and I had to find a way to be a part of the group. I did. I had the great idea of combining Sonic The Hedgehog with My Little gppony, pony in a fanfic called Hedgehog In Ponyville. The main character was the one I created, and he accidentally ended up in Equestria while trying to avoid Dr. Robotnik, the main villian of the story. The first two parts were ametoa maoni on kwa a user named Epicskyrim54. He liked it, but I don't think he got a chance to read the rest...

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Autobiography chapter 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 2
Finding out

I first heard of My Little gppony, pony when I was 9. I didn't like it, but a few of my Marafiki (they were girls) made me play with them. I was embarrased at first, but I couldn't let them down. At that time I didn't know that the ponies my Marafiki were playing with, were scary G3 ponies. I didn't even know myself!

4 years later, I was watching Spongebob Squarepants when a commercial came on for a Princess Celestia toy. I was pissed off, and didn't even know about the bronies back then. Maybe they weren't even around yet. Perhaps they started being bronies toward the beginning of...

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CHAPTER 6

posted by Canada24

"Having re read keki currently.. I still found it as serprisingly inspiring as I use too.. Particalary kwa the writer. Honestly one of the most inspirating writers I've seen for these types of stories.. His descriptions.. Simply amazing. In fact. In this chapter, I'm trying use the same type of moods au whatever.."

CHAPTER 6:

When Twilight finally gained consciousness she found herself in a unnervingly dark room.

"Goodie, your awake" alisema a sudden, fairly deep voice. Witch sounded almost familiar to the young mare.

At that point, Twilight a shadowy figure within the dark, staring back her with...

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It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but Lost his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! wewe let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!!...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the awali attack, au were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that kombora, yamuua to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see wewe again
Con: Fenix, wewe can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least wewe have one.
Fenix: So what do wewe want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get wewe there

6 dakika later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what wewe want to do is cut the rope right when wewe hit the water....

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss wewe around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen wewe in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: wewe don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...

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Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

London race track

There would be four races in London. upinde wa mvua Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That upinde wa mvua mare is going down.
Russian pony87: wewe sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: wewe can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do wewe mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our Heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do wewe have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take wewe on at the raceway if wewe want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: wewe ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. wewe two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* wewe in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where upinde wa mvua Dash comes in. wewe hear me Dash?
Rainbow...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta 2

posted by mariofan14

It was a rainy siku in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy siku because they thought they would be afflicted kwa a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This gppony, pony was making its way towards Sweet apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the gppony, pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for apple Bloom," the...

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License To Murder part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If wewe don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...

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The New Era... PART 13

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta wewe near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - moto moto *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... wewe ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was moto everywhere... they was knocked on 5 dakika and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...

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License To Murder part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another gppony, pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the nyota wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: hujambo look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh wewe from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are wewe doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did wewe do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: wewe sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...