Meanwhile with Hawkeye
engineers: It's all clear Hawkeye, wewe can go.
Hawkeye: Thank you. *pulls lever*
Percy: *driving cart*
Gordon: Shit! He's taking off without me.
Percy: Are wewe sure you're with him?
Gordon: Yes, I'm sure. *pushes Percy off cart*
engineers: Whoa! What's with that pony?
Percy: He has some vengeance to make.
engineers: Uh, ok.
Hawkeye: *going 30*
Gordon: *Following at 40*
Hawkeye: *gets onto mainline*
Gordon: Ugh! This train is in my way, and it's five miles long!! *puts on brakes*
But Gordon was getting closer to Hawkeye's train, and soon crashed into it.
In front of Hawkeye, a signal turned red.
Hawkeye: *stops train* What is it now?
Percy: *stops inayofuata to Hawkeye in truck* Hawkeye, come quick!
Hawkeye: *climbs out of cab* What happened?
Percy: Gordon pushed me out of a cart, and ran into your train.
Hawkeye: Oh damnit. *gets in truck*
Percy: *Drives*
Hawkeye: Wait, I forgot something. *jumps out of truck*
Percy: *stops* I'll bet another gppony, pony is falling out of another vehicle somewhere.
Hawkeye: *goes back in cab*
Percy: What is he doing?
Hawkeye: *grabs breifcase then kills fire*
Percy: *honks horn* Hurry up!
Hawkeye: *climbs out of cab, and runs to truck*
Percy: What were wewe doing?
Hawkeye: *gets in truck* Hollywood work. Let's go
Percy: *drives*
At the other side of the train
Gordon: *laying on ground*
Hawkeye: *sees Gordon*
Gordon: *sees briefcase* THERE IT IS!!!!
Doctors: Get him in the ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa quickly.
Medics: *put Gordon in ambulance*
Doctors: Now how do we get back to the main road?
Percy: You'll have to follow me first. *drives back to engine*
Doctors: *follow in ambulance*
Percy: What is it with Gordon, and briefcases?
Hawkeye: He decided to be a working stallion for once.
Percy: What is that supposed to mean?
Hawkeye: He enjoyed being with me for once, and started loving his job. He was loving it so much that he wanted to get a briefcase. I have a bunch of things in here to keep me awake for my long job, and I'll need it in the future.
Percy: I'll bet wewe do.
Back to the ambulance,
Gordon: *jumps out*
Pete: What are wewe doing?!?
Gordon: Sir?! What are wewe doing here?
Pete: Checking to see if you're not on dope! I drove here, and when I heard you, and Hawkeye had some issues, I came here.
Gordon: No, there's a misunderstanding.
Pete: Oh yes there is, but wewe can't fool me. You're fired!
Gordon: what? Fired? No, no no no no no...
2 dakika later, back at cheyenne.
Gordon: ...No, NO NO!
Pete: Wow, you're really desperate.
Gordon: YES! I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
4 dakika later
Gordon: I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
Pete: l:(
Gordon: I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
Pete: That's enough. You're fired, and wewe will deal with it.
Snowflake: *watching* (I gotta tell Hawkeye this) *goes to teletype machine, and types* To Hawkeye from Snowflake. Gordon is fired.
The End
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A Howlywood company wants to shoot a commercial for the Union Pacific.
engineers: It's all clear Hawkeye, wewe can go.
Hawkeye: Thank you. *pulls lever*
Percy: *driving cart*
Gordon: Shit! He's taking off without me.
Percy: Are wewe sure you're with him?
Gordon: Yes, I'm sure. *pushes Percy off cart*
engineers: Whoa! What's with that pony?
Percy: He has some vengeance to make.
engineers: Uh, ok.
Hawkeye: *going 30*
Gordon: *Following at 40*
Hawkeye: *gets onto mainline*
Gordon: Ugh! This train is in my way, and it's five miles long!! *puts on brakes*
But Gordon was getting closer to Hawkeye's train, and soon crashed into it.
In front of Hawkeye, a signal turned red.
Hawkeye: *stops train* What is it now?
Percy: *stops inayofuata to Hawkeye in truck* Hawkeye, come quick!
Hawkeye: *climbs out of cab* What happened?
Percy: Gordon pushed me out of a cart, and ran into your train.
Hawkeye: Oh damnit. *gets in truck*
Percy: *Drives*
Hawkeye: Wait, I forgot something. *jumps out of truck*
Percy: *stops* I'll bet another gppony, pony is falling out of another vehicle somewhere.
Hawkeye: *goes back in cab*
Percy: What is he doing?
Hawkeye: *grabs breifcase then kills fire*
Percy: *honks horn* Hurry up!
Hawkeye: *climbs out of cab, and runs to truck*
Percy: What were wewe doing?
Hawkeye: *gets in truck* Hollywood work. Let's go
Percy: *drives*
At the other side of the train
Gordon: *laying on ground*
Hawkeye: *sees Gordon*
Gordon: *sees briefcase* THERE IT IS!!!!
Doctors: Get him in the ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa quickly.
Medics: *put Gordon in ambulance*
Doctors: Now how do we get back to the main road?
Percy: You'll have to follow me first. *drives back to engine*
Doctors: *follow in ambulance*
Percy: What is it with Gordon, and briefcases?
Hawkeye: He decided to be a working stallion for once.
Percy: What is that supposed to mean?
Hawkeye: He enjoyed being with me for once, and started loving his job. He was loving it so much that he wanted to get a briefcase. I have a bunch of things in here to keep me awake for my long job, and I'll need it in the future.
Percy: I'll bet wewe do.
Back to the ambulance,
Gordon: *jumps out*
Pete: What are wewe doing?!?
Gordon: Sir?! What are wewe doing here?
Pete: Checking to see if you're not on dope! I drove here, and when I heard you, and Hawkeye had some issues, I came here.
Gordon: No, there's a misunderstanding.
Pete: Oh yes there is, but wewe can't fool me. You're fired!
Gordon: what? Fired? No, no no no no no...
2 dakika later, back at cheyenne.
Gordon: ...No, NO NO!
Pete: Wow, you're really desperate.
Gordon: YES! I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
4 dakika later
Gordon: I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
Pete: l:(
Gordon: I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
Pete: That's enough. You're fired, and wewe will deal with it.
Snowflake: *watching* (I gotta tell Hawkeye this) *goes to teletype machine, and types* To Hawkeye from Snowflake. Gordon is fired.
The End
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A Howlywood company wants to shoot a commercial for the Union Pacific.
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I know that this really has nothing to do with MLP but could wewe all please sign this petition au something really bad will happen to the internet.
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Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."
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Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."
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Chapter 1:the spell
“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a mduara, duara in Twilight's library.
“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need wewe five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.
“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.
“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.
“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” applejack yawned.
“me too.” upinde wa mvua dash alisema sleepily.
After a few zaidi sekunde all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the maktaba was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a mduara, duara in Twilight's library.
“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need wewe five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.
“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.
“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.
“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” applejack yawned.
“me too.” upinde wa mvua dash alisema sleepily.
After a few zaidi sekunde all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the maktaba was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
