Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: onyesha business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if wewe want this commercial in theatres we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
Pete: Alrighty then. Get ready to meet the crew.
Director: *climbs in cab*
commercial crew: *gets in train*
Director: These bigboys wewe have, are they normally used for hauling passengers?
Pete: Nope. We're only using this for the passenger train today, because we have a commercial to shoot. *backs up train*

Pete took the director, and his crew to the station in Cheyenne.

Hawkeye: *arrives* What's going on here?
Snowflake: Pete's shooting a commercial for our railroad.
Hawkeye: Is he really?
Red Rose: Yup.
Honey: He's been taking this pretty seriously.
Hawkeye: And who wouldn't? I'd make sure the commercial I was shooting would be excellent.
Pete: Hawkeye, where's Coffee Creme, and Orion?
Hawkeye: They'll be here soon. The train they're driving stopped, and is refueling.
Pete: And where is Percy and Jeff?
Percy: Right here sir.
Jeff: Wouldn't miss this for the world.
Pete: Good, cuz this is the most important part of the commercial. I gotta get in front of the camera with all of you.
Gordon: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up wewe losers. What's going on here?
Hawkeye: We're shooting a commercial. Winner
Gordon: W-
Hawkeye: Of the loser's championship!
Gordon: UGH!! I was going to come back here, and get rehired, but I guess not! *walks away*
Director: Well, if that's the case, wewe can't be in the commercial.
Gordon: I don't wanna be in it anyway!

Director: Not you!! Pete!
Pete: What?! He's not in the crew anymore, he was fired!
Director: Then rehire him so he can be a part of the crew.
Hawkeye: If only wewe were here for the two, and a half years Gordon worked on this line.
Director: Listen to me. I want that stallion back here, au the commercial is off. do wewe hear me?! OFF!
Pete: Fine! We'll get him back.
Orion: *arrives at station*
Coffee Creme: *teleports on platform* Hello everypony.
Pete: Coffee Creme, good. You're here. I need you, and Hawkeye to go find Gordon, and persuade him to come back to our line.
Hawkeye: wewe must be joking.
Pete: Unfortunately I'm not. This is serious if we want to get the commercial going again.
Director: wewe have a week to get him back kwa the way.
Hawkeye: Fine, we'll do it. Let's go Coffee Creme. *walks to car*
Coffee Creme: How are we supposed to find him?
Hawkeye: Easy, he's orange, overweight, and is a unicorn.That pretty much describes him. *gets in car* Let's go.
Coffee Creme: *gets in Hawkeye's car*

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