My Little Poney Article: Ponyville Military Ch. 2

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posted by Dragon4322

"NO AND YOU ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND....

Third siku of the war it seems the Government of Ponyville gave our Military what they call /standard issued/ helicopters. Well i knew of them in magazines and newspapers but didn't know the Government would now supply so many to the Ponyville Military. once these hovering machines fell in the hooves of my best friend and commander she saw it as an advantage for earth ponies to use so they too could go from one battle front to another. Fourth siku we shipped out and since i couldn't fly yet i too was out on a helicopter. But since i was lieutenant it was the one in front of all the rest, And right beside me flying alongside the helicopter was my best friend. I got bored eating my cupcake so i asked chrysalis "Are we there yet?". Chrysalis only gave me an angry response saying ,"NO AND wewe ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND I'LL COME ON THAT COPTER AND MAKE SURE wewe WON'T ASK ANYMORE!!!!". For her yelling at me, Her best friend kind of.... scared me. I had never seen her get angry. Later she apologized kwa saying ,"Listen i'm sorry Scootaloo its just that I am tired and have been flying non stop this whole time. I felt sorry for my friend so i offered her a kiti, kiti cha in the helicopter, She came in and sat down inayofuata to me in the helicopter.....

/standard issued/ helicopters

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 9

posted by Canada24

Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What wewe doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, wewe NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go nyumbani and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk wewe home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do wewe still upendo me!?...

On The Block Episode 18 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My Corvette

Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the awali part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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On The Block Episode 15 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching zaidi television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still inaonyesha that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...

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juu tn keki crossovers

posted by Canada24

everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that keki was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: keki COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....

On The Block Episode 13 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope wewe enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if wewe didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI gppony, pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed kwa that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground kwa Saten...

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

On The Block Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating krisimasi at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do wewe like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...

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Princess of Nature- Page 1 Chapter 1

posted by alexischaos2004

NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations au any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not yaoi au yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging upinde wa mvua Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad siku for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To onyesha wewe what we're talking about, let me onyesha wewe four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do wewe think wewe have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help wewe find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...

My Little Big MLP YTP Compilation (S1-S2)

added by Seanthehedgehog

YTP is short for Youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.

video

my

magic

friendship

upinde wa mvua dash

is

fluttershy

my little gppony, pony

My Little Poney

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Blazin's New Sister-The Arrival

posted by Dragon-88

Searin' (Blazin's mom, inayofuata to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!

Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!

As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the mtoto, foal to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied kwa Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me zaidi nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is kwa far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...

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On The Block Episode 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

And now, it's time for fanmail from your inayopendelewa six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, kwa giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think wewe sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the awali part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad wewe get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, au western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...