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posted by karinabrony
"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to onyesha wewe something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did wewe get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune alisema as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here wewe go!" Silver Tune alisema as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the kiti, kiti cha and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The panya, kipanya was running on the floor and it went straight to nyota Shimmer. "EEEWW!!!" She screamed. The ponies saw this and were disgusted. Everypony was getting out of their seats and making sure the panya, kipanya didn't touch them. They all screamed, except Nikki, Shredder, and Coffee Creme. Shredder just picked it up and handed it to Nikki. The bus driver stopped and said, "All right, what's happening?" nyota Shimmer couldn't explain the words. "R-r-RAT!!!!!" She screamed. Shredder, Coffee Creme, and Nikki's eyes widened. The bus driver came over to where Nikki and her Marafiki were sitting. "Quick! Hide it!" Shredder explained. Nikki gave Coffee Creme the mouse. Coffee Creme quickly hid it in her book bag. "Have wewe seen a rat?" The bus drivers asked them. "Nope, not at all, sir." Shredder lied. "Yeah." Nikki joined in. The bus driver checked a few zaidi seats and then went back to driving. "That was a close one!" Coffee Creme said. She got out a piece of paper and wrote:

Saved your beloved mouse. :)

She gave it to the small mouse. Then, it ran over to Black Rose. Black Rose breathed a sigh of relief. She picked him up and read the note. She smiled at them. "You should put him back in the box, where he won't be able to scare nyota Shimmer..." Silver Tune said. "Huh, actually, he should scare her once again." Silver added. They both laughed. She gently put him back inside. "Oh, I forgot to tell you! I brought my song player to onyesha wewe some of my music!" Silver Tune said. "Really? That's great!" Black Rose said. Silver Tune got it out and put an earphone in each of their ear. She put a song and Black Rose gasped. "This is really beautiful!" She said. "You should play at the carnival!" Silver Tune smiled at her and said, "Thanks! That's not a bad idea! Maybe I should!". They listened to a few other ones. Then, they got to School.

Black Rose was the only one in the hall, and then, she accidentally bumped into another stallion. "Sorry!" He alisema as he offered a hoof. She was up and said, "It's okay, this always happens..." She blushed and put her head down. "Well, I got to get going to class. See wewe around!" He said. She watched him leave to class. Then she ran to class.

She got in, and all of a sudden, she saw the same stallion. She gasped and hid in her desk. She was blushing. The teacher came in and said, "Good morning class! Have any of wewe been working on your project?" A lot of hooves went raised up. "That's good! I forgot to mention it to wewe yesterday, but, Twilight Sparkle will be here to see our presentations!" They all gasped, even Black Rose. A hoof went up in the air. "Ooh! Ooh!" She said. "Yes?" The teacher told her. "Since I have 2 zaidi friends, I want them to work with me on my project. Can they?" The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Of course! As long as wewe get work done. wewe can all add extra partners if you'd like to!". A mare went inside the room. She gave the teacher a note. "Oh, well, OK!" She alisema to herself. "Meet your new student, Silver Tune!" The teacher said. Black Rose gasped and there was an empty kiti, kiti cha inayofuata to her. Silver Tune smiled and sat inayofuata to her. "Hey! What are wewe doing here?!" Black Rose said. "It's because I accidentally fought with nyota Shimmer, so I got moved to this class." Silver Tune said. "Yay! Now I have somepony to be my partner!" Black Rose said. The teacher continued giving them a lesson.

"Psst!" A mare whispered to Black Rose. "Psst!" Black Rose turned around and saw nyota Shimmer's best friend, Lily Blossom. "What?" asked Black Rose, with a tone of an annoyed voice. "I have a note for you!" She said. She passed it to Black Rose. Black Rose got it and wondered why her. She read it and it said, "I hope wewe slit yourself!". Black Rose's face turned red and stood up from her desk. Everypony looked at her. She threw her chair across the room. "I've had enough!!" She shouted.Tears were coming out of her eyes. "I get treated like trash, when I really am! I just want to end my life already! Nobody cares, right? Well, GOOD!" She alisema as she stomped out of the classroom. The stallion she saw the past saa went after her.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a skiing resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed kwa here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: au not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello wewe two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: wewe need all the help wewe can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a orodha with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills wewe three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do wewe have for me?
S: Glad wewe asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A kombora, yamuua shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another gppony, pony has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy wewe two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. wewe just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. upinde wa mvua Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The gppony, pony that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are wewe from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So wewe created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A part of Ponyville kwa 2031
A part of Ponyville by 2031
kwa the mwaka 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the mwaka that a gppony, pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called wewe here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...
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30 dakika later, The Mane six were all sitting in a mduara, duara at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the apple farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....
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It was a glorious siku in Ponyville. Twilight was kusoma some books, upinde wa mvua Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the nyasi meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat inayofuata to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...
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 Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Twilight Sparkle and Marafiki wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please maoni on my ukuta au maoni down below if I should. If I write it and wewe read it I will give wewe a heshima of you're choice and I will shabiki you. Please tell me!
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are wewe sure about this?
Discord: I have a bunduki of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope wewe know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: wewe got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...
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kwa the time me & upinde wa mvua Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few zaidi things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 D: Why is this happening?!
D: Why is this happening?!
After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* hujambo STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....
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 Scootaloo leaves theater
Scootaloo leaves theater
While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens kwa making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater kwa herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video alisema "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...
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The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No wewe shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...
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If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the onyesha for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the onyesha continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these ukuta posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...
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We drove to Canterlot ngome where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the ngome was gaurded kwa jeeps with machine guns on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight alisema when she saw us, "Hey." I alisema simoultaneously with upinde wa mvua Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...
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