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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Fight scene
Fight scene
On juu of the castle, upinde wa mvua Dash was lost. She couldn't find the others

upinde wa mvua Dash: *finds window*
Twilight: *comes out of window*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *attacks*
Twilight: *blocks attack*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *keeps attacking*
Twilight: *dodges, and swings sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nnnnnnhhh *tries to push sword away from her*
Twilight: Man give up. wewe can't defeat me!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Then you're thinking the wrong way *attacks*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *about to hit upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *kicks Twilight in the eye*
Twilight: Ow!

upinde wa mvua Dash's kick caused Twilight to lose grip on her sword

Twilight: *catches sword with magic*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *gets closer to edge*
Twilight: *keeps attacking*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *blocks attacks*
Twilight: *Cuts off upinde wa mvua Dash's right hoof*
upinde wa mvua Dash: AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Twilight: Man this would've gone much easier if wewe didn't try to fight me. Your a pussy!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *moves back*
Twilight: I can help change that. wewe just have to jiunge me, and together we can rule all of Equestria!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *holding onto ledge* I'll never jiunge you! wewe bastard!!!
Twilight: Man I'm a mare, wewe can't call me a bastard.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Rolls eyes*
Twilight: Shredder never told wewe about your sister.
upinde wa mvua Dash: He told me enough!! He told me a texting driver killed her!!
Twilight: No man. I'm yo' sister.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *shocked* no.. That's IMPOSSIBLE!!
Twilight: tafuta yo' feelings and accept the truth man.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *breaks down in tears* NOOO!!!!!!! No!!
Twilight: It's no use upinde wa mvua Dash. The Nazis are winning. Your army stands no chance. jiunge me, and together we can rule Equestria.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *looks down, then let's go*
Twilight: Fuck.

Inside the castle

Nazis: Look, there's upinde wa mvua Dash!! *shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: OW!! *falls onto ledge*
Nazis: *look out window* I don't see her.
Sean: *spots Nazis, and kills them*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Nazis: The anti aircraft gun is exploding!! *Die*
Sean: Cadence, get the others to the room at the end of the hallway.
Cadence: I'm on it *gets others to the room at the end of the hallway*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *nearly falling off ledge* Shredder?
Sean: *hears upinde wa mvua Dash* Dash?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean!!
Sean: *sees upinde wa mvua Dash* Oh no! Who did this to you?! Who cut your hoof off?!?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Twilight.
Sean: Ok, hang in there. I'll get Cadence to heal you. *carries upinde wa mvua Dash*

Back at the golden hall

Nazis: *knock on doors* Open up in there!! *knocks on doors* Twilight Sparkle alisema someone was in here!! Auf machen. *opens doors*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and all the Nazis around the door died.

Returning to me, and the others.

Cadence: *heals upinde wa mvua Dash*
Sean: Good work. Now put on these coats so wewe won't freeze to death. Quickly now *sets up rope*
Everyone: *puts on coat*
Sean: *puts on coat* Shredder, wewe go first, then upinde wa mvua Dash, then the two fillies.
Cadence: Got it.
Shredder: *goes down rope*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Twilight alisema I was a pussy. Is that true?
Sean: Of course not.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Thank wewe *goes down rope*
Sean: Tiara, go.
Diamond Tiara: *goes down rope*
Sean: Silverspoon?
Silverspoon: *goes down rope*
Sean: And finally Cadence, then me.

Later at the radio room on the sekunde floor

Nazis: *arrive*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred

Nazis: *fall out window*
Other Nazis: *on fire* AAHHHHH
Twilight: Man, shut da fuq up, and find those intruders!

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called ngome Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped kwa the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think wewe were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an saa after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten dakika ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...
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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu were thinking about what to do next. They had no zaidi work, and had the rest of the siku off.

Gordon: So, what do wewe want to do, now that we've got the rest of the siku off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about wewe and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes keki 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets wewe into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my inayopendelewa death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't ripoti it though..

SOME TIME THE inayofuata DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: wewe shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did wewe do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY zaidi interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as mizeituni, mzeituni
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: wewe think wewe speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? wewe don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure wewe that no zaidi rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in sekunde place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my sekunde makala here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that wewe look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an makala of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing wewe too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* wewe look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fur, manyoya au whatever farasi have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: kwa the way. wewe ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: wewe gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told wewe that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat wewe in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. wewe alisema wewe wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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Source: EQD
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD