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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I thought detention was going to be me, Ms. Donatello, and whoever else had gotten into trouble that week. Well Ms. Donatello was there, and so was I, but upon arrival I saw it was just the two of us.

Ms. Donatello: You're late.
Rafe: Where is everyone?
Ms. Donatello: I asked Mrs. Stricker to take the other students. I was hoping you, and I could just talk.
Rafe: (This is bad.)
Ms. Donatello: Have a seat.
Rafe: *Sits down*

None of us alisema a word. I just sat there, facing my desk. I was asleep when the kengele rang.

Mrs. Stricker: All students taking the late bus nyumbani should proceed to the boarding area now.
Rafe: *going to door*
Ms. Donatello: I'm disappointed in wewe Rafe. wewe have so much potential-
Rafe: I need to catch my bus *leaves room*

I survived to be tortured another day, but just like with Miller, I wasn't sure how much longer I could hold off Ms. Donatello.

When I got nyumbani from detention

Leo: Only two lives left, 89 rules left to break, and you've got 340,000 points.
Rafe: That's good. So what do I get anyway?
Leo: Get?
Rafe: Yeah, for all these points. They gotta be worth something right? What do I win?
Leo: Depends on how many points wewe finish with. wewe need at least a million.
Rafe: For what?
Leo: A week of base jumping at the Grand Canyon, all expenses paid.
Rafe: I'll need training.
Leo: No problem. We'll get wewe the best.
Rafe: Then, white water rafting. All the way down the Colorado.
Leo: And rock climbing, back out of the canyon, where your Aston Maretin Vanquish, and a fake driver's license await.
Rafe: Sweet. Oh, what about Jeanne Galleta? Put her in too.
Leo: That'll cost another 200,000 points, but I'll throw in Bear. Then he gets Lost in the wild, and adopted kwa real bears.
Rafe: In that case, let him get eaten kwa real bears.
Leo: Nopony gets hurt, remember? It's already in the notebook.
Rafe: I'll make an exception.
Leo: No exceptions. Besides, wewe need that No Hurt Rule. It's the only part of all this that Jeanne will actually like.
Rafe: wewe know. wewe oughta try talking to real ponies. They'd like wewe if wewe did.
Mom: *knocks on door* Rafe, are wewe in there?
Rafe: Just a second! *putting everything away*
Mom: No, not in a second. We need to talk, right now!!
Rafe: Alright *goes out of room*
Mom: Now, come into the living room.
Rafe: *Goes into living room* What's up?
Mom: Did wewe have detention today?
Rafe: Kind of.
Carl: Kind of?!!? KIND OF?!!? What does that mean?!!?
Mom: Carl, take it easy. I got a call from Mrs. Stricker. She says she left a message here last week. Do wewe know anything about that?
Georgia: *Arrives* What's going on? Is Rafe in trouble?
Carl: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Mom: Don't talk to her that way! Georgia, honey, this is between Rafe, and us. Go on now.
Georgia: *leaves*
Carl: You're grounded for a week.
Mom: Hold up, I wanna hear Rafe's side of this story.
Rafe: I don't really have a side of the story.
Mom: Rafe? I'm going to ask wewe something else now, and I want an honest answer. Does Leo have anything to do with this?
Carl: Again, with the whole Leo thing? I've had it up to here with that! I don't wanna hear the name Leo in this house again. Understand? You.. freak.
Rafe: YOU'RE THE FREAK!!
Mom: That's enough, both of you!! Rafe, you're grounded until further notice. Carl, wewe cool off somewhere. I don't wanna talk to any of wewe right now.

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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a gppony, pony named Trixie. Trixie was a onyesha off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic zaidi than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any zaidi of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some chakula and some water. She walked to a small gppony, pony village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some keki shoutouts, so if wewe haven't read Cupcakes, please do. maoni will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement kwa the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie alisema she was sorry, her expression alisema a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the awali installment, its based on creepypastas, zaidi specifically Jeff the Killer. Please maoni and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a kitanda she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little gppony, pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies wewe opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done kwa Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No gppony, pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead kwa upinde wa mvua Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead kwa a gppony, pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead kwa Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead kwa John who somehow survived being killed kwa a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead kwa an alicorn named Fuku,...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we jiunge them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do wewe have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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