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I walked to Ponyville, the mane 5 behind me and Twilight beside me. Pinkie Pie jumped and said, "Oooh! chokoleti rain!!!" She stuck out her tongue to taste it. upinde wa mvua Dash rolled her eyes. "So, how are we going to stop him?" Asked upinde wa mvua Dash. Twilight stopped. "Yes, we don't have the elements of harmony, they are with Sombra now. Perhaps we can think of something in the library." She said. We dodged the chokoleti rain that would hit us. We entered the maktaba to think. "OK, Coffee Creme, do wewe have any ideas?" applejack asked me. I nodded and said, "Yes, I have a few. One of them is.....Pinkie Pie will have to distract Discord with her silly personality. I have studied a spell that can turn any hurtful villain to stone. But it needs to include 3 ponies. Rarity and Twilight, will wewe both be willing to help?" They both smiled and nodded. Pinkie Pie jumped up and down. "This is going to be so fun!!!" She shouted. We all smiled. "I also need applejack and upinde wa mvua Dash to get a rope and tie him up. Will you?" I asked. applejack tipped her hat and said, "Of course." upinde wa mvua Dash said, "Yeah, sure." I told them the last thing. "Fluttershy, wewe will have to round up the chaos of the animals. wewe are very good with them, so they will listen to you." Fluttershy was relieved she didn't have to do anything else dangerous. "OK." She said. We all agreed and started planning.


Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and I were walking behind Discord. Discord turned around and smirked. "Why hello, my little ponies. What do wewe have planned for today?" He said. Rarity said, "Oh nothing, Discord." Twilight nodded. "Yes, nothing." Discord said, "Good, now-" "DISCORD!!! LOOK AT ME!!!" Pinkie shouted. Discord turned and saw Pinkie. She was floating in the air with a cotton Candy hat and wings. Discord gasped and smiled, "How unusual! I must see this!" He walked over to her and Twilight contacted Fluttershy with a walkie-talkie. "Fluttershy, he's distracted kwa Pinkie Pie, round them up now, over." Twilight said. Fluttershy whispered into the walkie-talkie, "Sure, over." Fluttershy walked around. She had a couple of fruits, vegetables, and walnuts with her. She passed kwa a few and they smelt the food. All of them came to her. As she walked all around Ponyville, all of the wanyama followed her. She opened the door to her cottage and she had all of the creatures in Ponyville. She giggled at their faces. She took out all of the food. They all ran to it and munched hungrily. "Aw, poor things had nothing to eat." She said. "It worked, over." Fluttershy spoke into her walkie-talkie. Twilight got the message and smiled.

"OK, now we need to practice...But on what?" Twilight asked. "We can practice it on a flea." Rarity said. "Good idea." I said. We all got ready and aimed for a nearby flea. It froze and turned to stone. Twilight laughed, "I had no idea it was a villain." She said. We walked behind Discord, too busy talking to Pinkie. Twilight called applejack and upinde wa mvua Dash to get the rope ready. They agreed and went a far distance. "On 3...." Twilight said. "1..." Rarity said. "2..." Twilight said. "3!" I shouted. Discord turned around and said, "What in the name-" We shot him with our power and he said, "No wait! Stop! Plea-" upinde wa mvua and applejack came dashing toward him and tied him up. And there he stood, frozen with his hands making a stop gesture. We all cheered. "1 down, 3 to go...." upinde wa mvua Dash said.
Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another gppony, pony has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy wewe two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. wewe just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. upinde wa mvua Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The gppony, pony that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are wewe from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So wewe created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A part of Ponyville kwa 2031
A part of Ponyville by 2031
kwa the mwaka 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the mwaka that a gppony, pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called wewe here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...
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30 dakika later, The Mane six were all sitting in a mduara, duara at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the apple farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....
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It was a glorious siku in Ponyville. Twilight was kusoma some books, upinde wa mvua Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the nyasi meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat inayofuata to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...
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 Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Twilight Sparkle and Marafiki wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please maoni on my ukuta au maoni down below if I should. If I write it and wewe read it I will give wewe a heshima of you're choice and I will shabiki you. Please tell me!
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are wewe sure about this?
Discord: I have a bunduki of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope wewe know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: wewe got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...
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kwa the time me & upinde wa mvua Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few zaidi things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 D: Why is this happening?!
D: Why is this happening?!
After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* hujambo STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....
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 Scootaloo leaves theater
Scootaloo leaves theater
While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens kwa making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater kwa herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video alisema "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...
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The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No wewe shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...
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If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the onyesha for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the onyesha continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these ukuta posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...
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We drove to Canterlot ngome where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the ngome was gaurded kwa jeeps with machine guns on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight alisema when she saw us, "Hey." I alisema simoultaneously with upinde wa mvua Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...
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hujambo every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do wewe like Discord mean au nice? I don't think Angel was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always upendo to see them use them!
On to the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little gppony, pony tamasha would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
We ended up at 30th mitaani, mtaa station in Philladalphia. Catie aliiba a train while I aliiba another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind wewe of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because upinde wa mvua Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to songesha it'...
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"That's why Catie might win this time." I told upinde wa mvua Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could wewe blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when wewe came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now wewe will do as I say. I want wewe to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...
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posted by fefe2002
rarity woke up and wanted to brush her hair but
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i Lost my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are wewe crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
upinde wa mvua dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
apple jack: i don't think she is okay wewe all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks wewe all are the best now have fun in your nyumbani i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses