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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I created this fanfic last year. Many of the older users, such as TawnyJay, and Starwarsfan7 enjoyed it, and I hope wewe guys enjoy it too.

Aah krisimasi time. It only comes to us once a year, but when it does everyone has a good time. It was the 15th of December, and Sugarcube Corner was very busy. Mr, and Mrs Cake were making cakes like there was no tomorrow. Pound and pumpkin, boga were learning how to walk, thanks to Pinkie Pie. Their first few attempts weren't so good, but it seemed like they were going to do it. "Come on," Pinkie said, "Everyone has to learn how to walk." Pound almost got it, but fell to the floor. Pinkie smiled, it was her inayopendelewa thing to do other then making cupcakes. "We'll do some zaidi tomorrow." When Pinkie got back to her job she saw upinde wa mvua Dash. "DASHIE!" She shouted. "Hi Pinkie Pie, how are wewe doing today?" upinde wa mvua Dash asked. "Today is great." Pinkie alisema bouncing around. "I almost got Pound and pumpkin, boga to walk." "Walking?" Dash asked, "Don't wewe think it's too early to teach them how to walk?" Before Pinkie could respond Mr. Cake told her she could hang with upinde wa mvua Dash. "Ok, thanks." Pinkie replied happy. The two ponies walked together asking what they wanted for christmas. "I want to be part of the wonderbolts." Dash said. "You, and those wonderbolts." Pinkie exclaimed, "What I want is to see Santa Claus." "Who's Santa Claus?" Dash asked confused. "Oh Dashie everyone knows who Santa Claus is." Pinkie said, and then she started to sing.

Who's the guy that gives everyone presents
Who's the guy that has reindeer pulling a sled
Who's the guy that wears a red kanzu, koti
It's Santa Claus wewe heard me
Santa Claus thats right
SAN TA CLAUS!!!

After her song about Santa Claus Pinkie's Marafiki ran towards her asking her questions. Who is Santa Claus? what does he look like? What are reindeer? Have wewe seen Santa Claus before? As Pinkie answered the questions, Applebloom, and her Marafiki Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo arrived. "Rainbow Dash whats up?" Scootaloo asked. "Hey," she replied, "What's up? Nothing but the sky, and of course me." Dash laughed a little while Scootaloo stared at her smiling. "Pinkie Pie," Applebloom said, "I heard ya sing a song, and I wanted to ask what it was about?" Pinkie was getting a little tired explaining to everyone who Santa Claus was. "I wrote a song about him. Hear wewe go." Pinkie Pie handed Applebloom a peice of paper that said, Santa's song. The lyrics were on it, with the notes, and how to sing it. "Thanks Pinkie." Applebloom alisema running off with her friends.

While Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were running towards their clubhouse (With Scootaloo flying above them)someone tripped them. "What was that?" Sweetie Belle asked. Then Diamond Tiara showed up out of nowhere, and snatched the paper away from Applebloom. "What's this?" She asked. Silverspoon was standing inayofuata to Tiara sticking her tongue out at Scootaloo for not getting tripped. "Santa Claus?" Tiara finally said, "Who the hell is that?" "It says Pinkie Pie wrote it." Silverspoon replied. "What a lame name." Tiara said. This made Applebloom mad, "Shut up! Pinkie Pie is a cool pony, and I'll tell her that wewe aliiba her song from me." Sweetie Belle used her magic to take the song from Diamond Tiara, and get her stuck in the ground. "AH! Silverspoon, get me out of here!" Tiara said. With that the cutie mark crusaders were off heading to there clubhouse.

Pinkie Pie was making snow angles, and she saw Derpy flying by. "Hi Derpy," Pinkie said, "I made some snow angles." Derpy looked and said, "Thats cool Pinkie Pie." Then she dropped a ten pound dumbell from her mailbag while she wasn't looking. It landed on Rarity while she watched Pinkie making snow angles. "Bloody hell Derpy, watch what your doing!" She shouted. "Whaaaat?" Derpy asked, because she didn't hear Rarity. "Oh forget it!" Rarity alisema walking back to her house to redo her make-up after it got ruined from the weight Derpy dropped. upinde wa mvua Dash soon arrived. She looked like someone beat her up, but she was just working very hard kicking clouds. "The wind was moving them so fast even I had a hard time keeping up with them." Dash exclaimed, "I even had to do a sonic rainboom just to get one." "Must have been a dream wewe had." Pinkie replied. Dash was infuriated, "I'm not! If it's Discord, I'm going to break his neck." Then two fillies walked up. They looked a little nervous, but asked which one of them was Pinkie Pie.

"I'm Pinkie Pie!" alisema Pinkie Pie, "who are you?" The filly then replied, "I'm Diamond Tiara." After she alisema that, upinde wa mvua Dash told her they had to go, grabbed Pinkie, and flew away as fast as she could. "Why did wewe do that?" Pinkie asked. "I know that filly, she's annoying as hell." Pinkie looked confused, "Why?" "Pinkie, that was Diamond Tiara, the most obnoxious gppony, pony in the world." Dash said. "I don't know why she asked who wewe were, but it's probably because of Applebloom." They soon went off to sweet apple acres to warn Applebloom. "Diamond Tiara probably wants something Pinkie gave you." Dash said. Applebloom then picked up a peice of paper that alisema Song For Santa. "My song." Pinkie alisema in excitement. Then Twilight arrived with Spike, Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon. "Goddamnit." Dash said, looking at Tiara. "Applebloom, did wewe take something from Diamond Tiara?" When she heard that swali Applebloom was mad, "She aliiba it from me! Tiara is lucky that I got it back from her!" When it comes to talking to Tiara, she wants wewe to call her kwa her full name, Diamond Tiara, WOW!!! "It's Diamond Tiara!" She shouted back. upinde wa mvua Dash then said, "No one gives a fuck!" Diamond Tiara was infuriated, "Everyone should care. This is me we're talking about!" then she hit upinde wa mvua Dash. "And in case wewe were wondering," Tiara continued, "I made Twilight cast a spell to make the wind go fast while wewe were working." "You faggot!" Dash said. She was very angry, and not only did she give Diamond Tiara a black eye, she kicked her out of a window. A few peices of glass were stuck in her body after she got kicked out of the window, but she was fine. It's not like anyone would care if she was ok, except for Silverspoon, Diamond Tiara's only friend. Pinkie Pie was worried, so she ran over to Diamond Tiara to talk to her. "If wewe wanted my song so badly I could've aliyopewa wewe one to." Then she hands another copy of her santa song to Diamond Tiara. "Now go home, and don't bother Applebloom anymore." Tiara walked with Silverspoon looking at her damaged friend. "You shouldn't pick on upinde wa mvua Dash. She can do a lot of things to you." Silverspoon said. "I just realized that." Tiara replied. Hopefully she wont be in any other parts of the story.

It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and upinde wa mvua Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would onyesha up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way upinde wa mvua Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash alisema standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean wewe can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That wewe wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were arguing Rarity said, "Enough! Are we waiting for Santa Claus au what?" Waiting?" Pinkie Pie asked, "We're searching for him." Then she left, with upinde wa mvua Dash, and Twilight Sparkle following. Rarity just waited. "Where do wewe think he could be?" Twilight asked. "The everfree forest." Pinkie said. Dash was confused, "Why would Santa be in the everfree forest?" she asked. "No idea." Pinkie said. They just continued on until they met Zecora. "What are wewe three up to?" She asked. "We're looking for Santa Claus." Pinkie Pie said. "Santa Claus?" Zecora asked in confusion, "I think wewe got hit on the head kwa something." "No that was Rarity," Pinkie said, "It happened to her last week." "Ok, I'll help wewe find Santa Claus." Zecora said. The three ponies, joined with a pundamilia, punda milia went looking for Santa. After heading out of the forest, they decided to check the crystal empire. "No we didn't!" Twilight shouted. Ok they didn't go to the crystal empire, instead they went to Canterlot. "Why don't we ask Princess Celestia who Santa Claus is?" Twilight asked. "No, she'll think we're as idiotic as Derpy." Dash exclaimed. "Derpy?" Zecora asked. "You don't wanna know." Dash told Zecora. Twilight went to ask Princess Celestia anyway. While waiting for Twilight, Zecora, Pinkie Pie, and upinde wa mvua Dash went to Doughnut Joe's. "Hi Pinkie Pie." Doughnut Joe alisema cheerfully, he had everything half off for christmas. Cheerilee, and Lyra Heartstrings were there to. "Who's the zebra?" Joe asked. "My name is Zecora," alisema Zecora, "I live in the everfree forest." "We were afraid of her at first, but she's not bad." Pinkie explained. "Right." Joe said. 4 dakika later Twilight arrived. "Hi Joe," Twilight alisema happily. "Hey Twilight, how are things?" Joe asked. Twilight told Joe about how she was trying to help Pinkie Pie find someone named Santa Claus. She asked Princess Celestia if she knew anyone named Santa, but she alisema she didn't know. "Must be something Pinkie thought of in a dream." Joe exclaimed. "No it's not. I read about it in one of Twilight's books." Pinkie said, she was a little angry after what Joe said. "To my house!" Twilight announced for no reason, grabbing everyones attention. Then she teleported herself along with her Marafiki to her library. "What is the name of the book wewe read?" Twilight asked Pinkie, "It alisema something about fictional people." Pinkie said. Dash was thinking that Pinkie Pie didn't know what fictional meant. Then Twilight soon found a book. "I think I found it Pinkie," She alisema with a smile on her face.

"Thats the book!" Pinkie shouted in excitement. "Ok," Twilight said, "Lets see what we got here." She read the index, and found something called holidays. Meanwhile Rarity was waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. Where could he be, she thought. Although she was freesing Rarity still waited outside for Santa to arrive. "Where's Santa?!" She yelled for no reason. Then, she saw a red light, not knowing what it was, she ran off, "Wait," someone alisema in a shadow, "Theres no need to run away, unless you've been naughty." he continued saying. Twilight continued kusoma the book, this time outloud. "On December 25th Santa Claus brings every kid in the world presents. He has eight reindeer to pull his sled full of toys.." As she continued kusoma Zecora, with Pinkie and upinde wa mvua Dash got even zaidi amazed in the story. When Twilight finished kusoma Dash was the first one to speak, "Is he really real?" Pinkie looked at her like she was the dumbest gppony, pony ever. "Yes." she finally said. "I thought she was just joking." Zecora said. Then out of seemingly nowhere Rarity arrived. "You guys! I found him!" She shouted. She could have just alisema it normally, but Rarity was so excited. "Found who?" Pinkie asked, "Is it Santa?!" "Yes" the white unicorn alisema smiling. The four ponies and pundamilia, punda milia were excited, and ran to where Rarity found him. "Santa!" Pinkie said. She was really excited to finally meet him. "Hello everyone." he said. "What would wewe like for christmas?" Pinkie told Santa first, "I already got it." "She's been very excited to meet you." Dash explained. "I know that." Santa said, "I'm glad I could make your pink friend's wish come true." Then the wonderbolts arrived. "Rainbow Dash we want wewe to be our captain." they said. Now it was upinde wa mvua Dash's turn to be excited. "YESS!" Dash alisema in excitement. Then she went off with them. "Well looks like we won't see her anymore." Rarity said. "I'm going to miss upinde wa mvua Dash." Twilight said. "Well I'll miss her to." Santa said, "but I must get going, I have presents to deliver." and with that, he flew away. Before disappearing into the sky he shouted "Happy krisimasi to all, and to all a goodnight!"

Today was finally it, krisimasi day. All of Ponyville was very busy, as Marafiki and family went to be together. Twilight was with all her friends, except upinde wa mvua Dash. She was now part of the wonderbolts, and would no longer be with Twilight and the rest of the mane 6. "Now it's the mane five!" Pinkie alisema in excitement, "If were going to change our name we should change our appearance." "I like mine just the way it is." Rarity alisema looking at herself in a mirror. "Fine, wewe all stay to your boring regualar selves, I'm changing from Pinkie Pie to Greenie Pie." Then somehow she became green. Rarity didn't look, not liking the color green. "Why did wewe do that?" Fluttershy asked. After Pinkie... au Greenie Pie told Fluttershy that she just explained everything upinde wa mvua Dash arrived. "Hi guys." Dash said. Everyone was surprised, "But, wewe left to be captain of the wonderbolts." Twilight said. "I did," Dash replied, "but they had someone else as captain, so I left them." Then she turned her attention to Pinkie Pie who was still green. "Why are wewe green Pinkie Pie?" she asked, "That's Greenie Pie to you!" She shouted, "and it's because wewe ditched us!" "Now I'm back." Dash told her. Pinkie then turned back to her regular pink self, hugged upinde wa mvua Dash, and alisema "PARTY TIME!!" Then everyone showed up, and enjoyed the party. All of Ponyville were enjoying theirselves, but the mane 6, being back together, were having the time of their lives.

THE END
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and applejack as herself

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy...
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Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are wewe uandishi a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let wewe know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues uandishi letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* Unicorns are the best. We are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a beach, pwani was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a gppony, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued inayofuata to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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I think I'm coming down with something. Been in kitanda a lot. So it's how I was posting these chapters so darn quickly..


SweetieBelle: Princess Luna!? Is it really you?
Luna: Yep. I'm the princess of the night. And it's my duty to come into your dreams.
SweetieBelle: *points off view* What about him?
FreddyKrueger: Hey. Hey. I'm not involved in this!
SweetieBelle: Wait. If this a dream the- *makes mirror appear* Haha. Awesome.
Luna: Lesson. I know how it feels to be outshines b-
SweetieBelle: Man. I look good!
Luna: *throws the mirror off view, and break sound is heard* FOCUS!
SweetieBelle: Okay. Okay....
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With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in upendo with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* wewe are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...


SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!


Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie wewe are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking...
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Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, au I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.


Saten: wewe know.. Maybe wewe and I could be the inayofuata to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
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We finally get to see Octavia in her Equestria Girls form, in negative.
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Everypony at Celestia's ngome was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanuni, cannon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least wewe got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it wewe three alisema wewe were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...
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After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope wewe don't mind, but I invited him over to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do wewe remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any chakula for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....
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We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in crane on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how upinde wa mvua Dash told wewe to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are wewe doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on juu of this building with me, and she'll die if wewe don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have upinde wa mvua Dash, and she's...
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 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The inayofuata day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...
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 Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the gppony, pony world, african equestrian.
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't wewe heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless wewe keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get wewe there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...
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I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My moyo thudded. There was a new gppony, pony at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....
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LATER THE inayofuata DAY!

"Sorry again for getting wewe kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. inayofuata time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold wewe too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded kwa Ganger and his gang.

"Any of wewe know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger alisema sadistically.

"You...
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