It's a normal siku like any other day, except- It's April Fool's Day, which is Pinkie and Rainbow's inayopendelewa holiday! It's morning, and Blazin' is fast asleep, until...
Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!
Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?
Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!
Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's inayopendelewa holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!
Lyra: wewe have never been pranked kwa them before?
Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?
Lyra: Oh...It was nice of your creator to make wewe my brother!
*Cell phone rings inside Blazin's saddle bags*
Lyra: I thought only mares carried those!
Blazin': I may be a unicorn, but we can't carry everything using magic. Saddlebags are like extra hooves. Plus, Rarity made these for me, so don't judge me. *answers cell phone* Hello?
Princess Luna (on other end of line): I seriously need wewe right now! Tia and Cadance challenged me and wewe to a game of Mario Kart, and...*Celestia tosses a mto at Luna thinking she isn't looking* Nice try! Back at you!! Just please get over here.
Blazin': On my way! *hangs up* Gotta go, sis, I'm teaming up with Princess Luna to beat Celestia and Cadance at Mario Kart. She made a great choice to team up with a master!
Luna: *still talking even though both had hung up* wewe bet I did!
Blazin' teleports himself to Celestia's ngome to avoid the catastrophe that Pinkie and upinde wa mvua are bringing upon Ponyville with their pranks.
Royal Guard: Hold it. Do wewe have a appointment with the princesses?
Blazin': Yes, I'm Blazin Blue, and I'm here for the-
Royal Guard 2: Ah, the match against Celestia and Cadance in Mario Kart! Your'e Luna's teammate Blazin'!
Blazin': Aye. Luna's waiting for me, and she wants to kick her sister's butt so badly....
Royal Guard: It's about time! Sheesh, she's been bragging all day, it driving us crazy. Go in and kick her butt for us!
Luna: *sees Blazin' walk in* Oh, there wewe are! *hugs him passionately* I was so worried about you. I thought wewe were taken out kwa that prank calamity going on outside!
Blazin': *blushes* It's ok, Luna, I'm fine.
Luna looks at Celestia and Cadence, who have big smiles on their faces and raising their eyebrows in a "You thinking what I'm thinking?" fashion.
Luna: Shut up! He's my friend, and I was worried about him. He already has a girlfriend!
Celestia: Hey, here she comes right now! *sees Sapphire Scorch burst in through a window and land on the floor*
Sapphire: I've had it with your pranks, Rainbow! one zaidi pie in the face and your butt will be in a rut!!
Rainbow: *shakes her flank in Sapphire's face* Come and get me!!
Sapphire: HI-YA!
Blazin': Get 'er, sweetheart!
Luna: See? What'd I tell you?
Celestia: wewe didn't tell us jack-
Luna: Shut up and drive!
Blazin': Eh?
Luna: Yeah, we're gonna do real Mario Kart, Double Dash style!
Your'e driving, Blazin'!
Luna and Blazin' hop on the two-seat kart named "Lunar Rider". Celestia and Cadance ride on "The Solar Flyer".
Two hours later....
Luna: YEAH! We kicked your sorry butts!! Thanks, Blazin'! Your are quite the master! wewe can go nyumbani now while I rub our trophy in their faces!
Celestia: wewe alisema it was gonna be a game!
Luna: April Fools! Got wewe both!!
Blazin' returns home, only to be halted kwa his sister Lyra.
Lyra: Bro! I heard them plotting. They're actually gonna get wewe in front of your girl-while wewe sleep inayofuata to her!!
Blazin': Stay on guard! Don't let them get past you!
Despite what he said...
Lyra falls asleep after two hours of being on watch. That's when Pinkie and upinde wa mvua songesha in...
Rainbow: Right on target! He's sleeping on his back with his legs spread out!
Pinkie: Eww, at least onyesha some decency!
Rainbow: Zip it! Got the panties?
Pinkie: I don't see what making him wear my panties would do...
Rainbow: Put them on him, and snap a picture. Everyone will think he secretly wears panties!
Pinkie: Ohhh....Ok, panties are on! Snap that picture!
*CLICK!*
Blazin': WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS GOING ON HERE!?
Pinkie and Rainbow: Grab the panties and camera and run!!
They take off to their own houses, happy they got away with it.
It's just the inayofuata morning that brought up the most embarrassing picha to ever appear on "Equestria Daily" (yes, they went that far!). Looks like Lyra couldn't stop the prank from happening.....
Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!
Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?
Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!
Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's inayopendelewa holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!
Lyra: wewe have never been pranked kwa them before?
Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?
Lyra: Oh...It was nice of your creator to make wewe my brother!
*Cell phone rings inside Blazin's saddle bags*
Lyra: I thought only mares carried those!
Blazin': I may be a unicorn, but we can't carry everything using magic. Saddlebags are like extra hooves. Plus, Rarity made these for me, so don't judge me. *answers cell phone* Hello?
Princess Luna (on other end of line): I seriously need wewe right now! Tia and Cadance challenged me and wewe to a game of Mario Kart, and...*Celestia tosses a mto at Luna thinking she isn't looking* Nice try! Back at you!! Just please get over here.
Blazin': On my way! *hangs up* Gotta go, sis, I'm teaming up with Princess Luna to beat Celestia and Cadance at Mario Kart. She made a great choice to team up with a master!
Luna: *still talking even though both had hung up* wewe bet I did!
Blazin' teleports himself to Celestia's ngome to avoid the catastrophe that Pinkie and upinde wa mvua are bringing upon Ponyville with their pranks.
Royal Guard: Hold it. Do wewe have a appointment with the princesses?
Blazin': Yes, I'm Blazin Blue, and I'm here for the-
Royal Guard 2: Ah, the match against Celestia and Cadance in Mario Kart! Your'e Luna's teammate Blazin'!
Blazin': Aye. Luna's waiting for me, and she wants to kick her sister's butt so badly....
Royal Guard: It's about time! Sheesh, she's been bragging all day, it driving us crazy. Go in and kick her butt for us!
Luna: *sees Blazin' walk in* Oh, there wewe are! *hugs him passionately* I was so worried about you. I thought wewe were taken out kwa that prank calamity going on outside!
Blazin': *blushes* It's ok, Luna, I'm fine.
Luna looks at Celestia and Cadence, who have big smiles on their faces and raising their eyebrows in a "You thinking what I'm thinking?" fashion.
Luna: Shut up! He's my friend, and I was worried about him. He already has a girlfriend!
Celestia: Hey, here she comes right now! *sees Sapphire Scorch burst in through a window and land on the floor*
Sapphire: I've had it with your pranks, Rainbow! one zaidi pie in the face and your butt will be in a rut!!
Rainbow: *shakes her flank in Sapphire's face* Come and get me!!
Sapphire: HI-YA!
Blazin': Get 'er, sweetheart!
Luna: See? What'd I tell you?
Celestia: wewe didn't tell us jack-
Luna: Shut up and drive!
Blazin': Eh?
Luna: Yeah, we're gonna do real Mario Kart, Double Dash style!
Your'e driving, Blazin'!
Luna and Blazin' hop on the two-seat kart named "Lunar Rider". Celestia and Cadance ride on "The Solar Flyer".
Two hours later....
Luna: YEAH! We kicked your sorry butts!! Thanks, Blazin'! Your are quite the master! wewe can go nyumbani now while I rub our trophy in their faces!
Celestia: wewe alisema it was gonna be a game!
Luna: April Fools! Got wewe both!!
Blazin' returns home, only to be halted kwa his sister Lyra.
Lyra: Bro! I heard them plotting. They're actually gonna get wewe in front of your girl-while wewe sleep inayofuata to her!!
Blazin': Stay on guard! Don't let them get past you!
Despite what he said...
Lyra falls asleep after two hours of being on watch. That's when Pinkie and upinde wa mvua songesha in...
Rainbow: Right on target! He's sleeping on his back with his legs spread out!
Pinkie: Eww, at least onyesha some decency!
Rainbow: Zip it! Got the panties?
Pinkie: I don't see what making him wear my panties would do...
Rainbow: Put them on him, and snap a picture. Everyone will think he secretly wears panties!
Pinkie: Ohhh....Ok, panties are on! Snap that picture!
*CLICK!*
Blazin': WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS GOING ON HERE!?
Pinkie and Rainbow: Grab the panties and camera and run!!
They take off to their own houses, happy they got away with it.
It's just the inayofuata morning that brought up the most embarrassing picha to ever appear on "Equestria Daily" (yes, they went that far!). Looks like Lyra couldn't stop the prank from happening.....
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would wewe feel about being the inayofuata captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As wewe may au may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter wewe are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me onyesha wewe to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would wewe feel about being the inayofuata captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As wewe may au may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter wewe are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me onyesha wewe to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.