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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09
Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon
Episode 20
Another Way To Lie
January 7, 1953
It was a snowy siku in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.
Pete: Why won't wewe work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive.
Pete: What's wrong with it?
Gordon: Everything. It's a steam engine. I want a diesel engine!
Pete: Gordon, I'm working on that, but unless wewe want Hawkeye to bother you, I suggest wewe be patient.
Gordon: Fuck patience. I want to drive a diesel!
Pete: *Sighs* wewe never listen. *walks away*
Gordon: *Climbs in locomotive*
Pete: *About to enter station*
Gordon: *Blows whistle twice*
Pete: *Turns around* Oh, now wewe decide to do your work!
Gordon: *drives out of station* Hahahaha! I upendo pissing off my boss. *Notices the cab* Aw, I left the fireman behind. Whatever, this engine burns oil anyway, so whatever. *drives faster*
Meanwhile in the station
Pete: *On telephone*
Operator: Operator, how may I help you?
Pete: Yes, this is Pete Reimer, controller of the Union Pacific. May I please speak to somepony in the Southern Pacific?
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call* wewe are connected to Michael Wolf, controller of the Southern Pacific.
Michael: Hello?
Pete: Michael, this is Pete Reimer.
Michael: Oh, hujambo Peter. What's up?
Pete: I need your help.
Michael: What's up?
Pete: Do wewe remember Gordon Wilson?
Michael: Is he that machungwa, chungwa unicorn that keeps giving wewe problems?
Pete: Yes. Today, he just lied to me about not wanting to do his work.
Michael: I'm sorry to hear that. What would wewe like me to do?
Pete: I was wondering if we could swap workers for a day.
Michael: Hmmm. Let me check my list. *Checking orodha of workers*
Pete: *Checking clock*
Michael: I've only got one gppony, pony that wants to change jobs for an entire day.
Pete: Oh yeah? What's his name?
Michael: Stylo.
Pete: Alright. Get Stylo here to Cheyenne quickly. I'll send Gordon to one of your train stations in Los Pegasus.
Michael: Sounds good Peter. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Hangs up* I didn't think this would get so easy.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09
Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon
Episode 20
Another Way To Lie
January 7, 1953
It was a snowy siku in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.
Pete: Why won't wewe work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive.
Pete: What's wrong with it?
Gordon: Everything. It's a steam engine. I want a diesel engine!
Pete: Gordon, I'm working on that, but unless wewe want Hawkeye to bother you, I suggest wewe be patient.
Gordon: Fuck patience. I want to drive a diesel!
Pete: *Sighs* wewe never listen. *walks away*
Gordon: *Climbs in locomotive*
Pete: *About to enter station*
Gordon: *Blows whistle twice*
Pete: *Turns around* Oh, now wewe decide to do your work!
Gordon: *drives out of station* Hahahaha! I upendo pissing off my boss. *Notices the cab* Aw, I left the fireman behind. Whatever, this engine burns oil anyway, so whatever. *drives faster*
Meanwhile in the station
Pete: *On telephone*
Operator: Operator, how may I help you?
Pete: Yes, this is Pete Reimer, controller of the Union Pacific. May I please speak to somepony in the Southern Pacific?
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call* wewe are connected to Michael Wolf, controller of the Southern Pacific.
Michael: Hello?
Pete: Michael, this is Pete Reimer.
Michael: Oh, hujambo Peter. What's up?
Pete: I need your help.
Michael: What's up?
Pete: Do wewe remember Gordon Wilson?
Michael: Is he that machungwa, chungwa unicorn that keeps giving wewe problems?
Pete: Yes. Today, he just lied to me about not wanting to do his work.
Michael: I'm sorry to hear that. What would wewe like me to do?
Pete: I was wondering if we could swap workers for a day.
Michael: Hmmm. Let me check my list. *Checking orodha of workers*
Pete: *Checking clock*
Michael: I've only got one gppony, pony that wants to change jobs for an entire day.
Pete: Oh yeah? What's his name?
Michael: Stylo.
Pete: Alright. Get Stylo here to Cheyenne quickly. I'll send Gordon to one of your train stations in Los Pegasus.
Michael: Sounds good Peter. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Hangs up* I didn't think this would get so easy.
