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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata morning, Con was back at his beach, pwani house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: wewe put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank wewe sir. Why was that gppony, pony trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would no longer be needed. That type of airplane was the prototype that wewe prevented from being destroyed.
Con: *Falling asleep*
P: Con, wake up!
Con: *Wakes up* I'm sorry, what was that?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been-
Con: *Starts to fall asleep again*
P: Jesus christ. WAKE UP!
Con: *wakes up*
P: I hope falling asleep won't become a hobby of yours.
Con: Uh, that depends. When do I get my car?
P: Follow me *Walks to garage*
Con: *Follows P*

They go to the front of the garage

P: *Opens karakana door* Your Alfa Romaneo 4F. No gadgets have been installed, but wewe won't need any.
Con: Seriously?
P: *Laughs* I'm just joking 0007. S!
S: *Arrives*
P: onyesha Con his gadgets.
S: With pleasure. In the glove, glovu compartment, there is some medication, and medical equipment. wewe can use this to save yourself, au somepony else's life.
Con: Great. Why don't wewe give me a fucking ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa while you're at it?
P: That's enough. Con, wewe are going to Paris France, and on the train ride, wewe will meet a mare named Vesper Lynd. Understood?
Con: Yeah.

Con had to fly to London first, then take a train going under the ocean, separating England from France. After that, Con was on the train to Paris

Con: *Sitting in passenger car*
Vesper: *Sits down in front of Con*
Con: Are wewe Vesper?
Vesper: Yes, and wewe must be Con Mane.
Con: Do wewe have the money?
Vesper: I am the money.
Con: What can wewe tell me about Der Cheif?
Vesper: He has been playing Poker for a long time, and is very good at it. He has lots of money, and will try to double his amount for his boss, Mr. Black.
Con: We gotta win from Der Cheif, how much do wewe have for me?
Vesper: $10,000,000. However, wewe do realize that if wewe lose, Der Cheif will accomplish everything, and Mr. Black will be able to buy anything he wants. Even the entire United States Government.
Con: Gambling is very serious.

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 Con's Alfa Romaneo
Con's Alfa Romaneo
AppleJack: *wearing the same dress she did last time she went to the Galla, as see and Saten were somehow to take a stage coach to the yearly party* I don't get it. How did wewe get tickets? I thought it was sold out.
Saten: Ohh.. I have my way.


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Saten: Dude! I need your grand gollaping galla tickets!
Mastersword: No way dude.
Saten: Fine.. I guess I'll ju- *snatches them and flies off as fast he can*
Mastersword: *angrily* Hey!
Saten: *is already gone*
Mastersword: *sighs* And he wonders why I never invite him to anything.
CUT AWAY ENDS:


Sateb: Besides.. All that matters is we're here.. *anxiously*...
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SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
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AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.


SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought wewe 'wanted' Rarity's ubunifu ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?


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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Roger was driving the train, Duke kept on talking to him with the radio in his engine, to make sure Roger was paying attention to his work.

Duke: Look in front of you!
Roger: *Grabs speaker, and talks on radio* What do wewe think I'm doing Einstein?
Duke: Goofing off.
Roger: Let's just say that I am not as careless as I was twenty one years ago. I was twenty two, but now I am older, zaidi mature, and not careless.
Duke: That's not what Anthony told me!
Roger: *Sees tunnel in front of them* Put your headlights on, we're going through a tunnel. *Turns headlights on his engine*
Duke: *Does the same*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* wewe sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are wewe talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the juu of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking mbele to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

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Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do wewe want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: wewe have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, kwa having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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