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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do wewe see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to tafuta for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, au big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
apple Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)

Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.

Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't wewe drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a gppony, pony that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before wewe drink that, why don't wewe try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*

Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.

Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*

In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.

P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell wewe what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help wewe whether wewe like it au not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the glove, glovu compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens glove, glovu compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.

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 The yellow mare in the poker game
The yellow mare in the poker game
I just saw The My Little gppony, pony Equestria Girls movie. And this is what I think about it.

WOW! I thought it was so amazing. The story to it was really cool. I upendo Twilight as a human. It was really cool that they had like a human world lol. It was cool that she meets humans that have the same names as her Marafiki and also have the same personality as them. But I didn't like the ending to the movie. I wanted where she could go to both worlds any time she wants. She can meet that guy she had a crush on. I know he's a gppony, pony in ponyville. But I like them together pretty human.

I upendo all the songs and muziki to it.

BEST MY LITTLE gppony, pony MOVIE EVER! :D
upinde wa mvua Dash: ALL RIGHT PEGASUS PONIES, WE HAVE SERIOUS TRAINING TO DO. THE G3 EVIL PONIES ARE TRYING TAKEOVER G4 PONYVILLE!!!!!! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!!! NO ONE WILL BE LEFT OUT! THIS INCLUDES wewe FLUTTERSHY!
Fluttershy: -shivers in fear-
Rainbow Dash: NOW LET'S START TRAINING!!!The inayofuata siku in Ponyville...
Celestia: it is time...send in the troops!
Luna: yes, sister!
The G4 ponies and G3 ponies meet
G3 Pinkie Pie: listen everypony! it doesn't have to be like this!
-everyone is silent-
Celestia: don't listen to her! she's trying to takeover your mind! ATTACK!!! FOR PONYVILLE!
Every G4 pony: FOR...
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posted by baloonzking
 She can't resist going,can she.
She can't resist going,can she.
Twilight looked at Pinkie with a wondering face and asked, "What?" "YOU DON'T THINK IT IS REAL?!?! HE WILL KILL wewe BRO!" "Don't be silly,Pinkie,It's just an old mare's/foal's tale." 'No it isn't...........cause' there's been Sightings.....AND I ALSO SAW HIM WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!" Twilight glanced at RainbowDash then continued with Pinkie. RainbowDash looked over to the side of SugarCubeCorrner's Doors and saw applejack and Fluttershy and Rarity. Rarity said, "I would upendo to say the rumor's are false,but I must say I saw him myself,too..." applejack looked at Rarity and told her, "Rarity,I...
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 It was hot outside, but upinde wa mvua somehow had brought popsicles....
It was hot outside, but Rainbow somehow had brought popsicles....
Ok, so following the last part, Celestia and Bolt find a hotel to sleep at for tomorrow. Kinda hard for Bolt to have to share a kitanda with the princess, since her mane was constantly flowing. The inayofuata morning......

Bolt: It's time to get going! Your Highness, it's time to go! HELLO!? *uses magic to make a slice of cake appear*

Celestia: Cake....MINE!! *jumps out of kitanda but trips* Ow....So, we ready to go?

Bolt: Yes. Let' grab our stuff and hop to it!

They bring their pocket sized cars out, put them on the ground of the parking lot, and press the button. Bolt gets in his car, ready to speed off,...
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While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated kwa most of the FIM Mane 6.

FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who alisema we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe made me look weak!...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
My bila mpangilio headcanons III.

Flash Sentry


Okay, just a quick brainstorming again, won’t take long. I’ve noticed some activity around the topic of Flash Sentry. You've probably recognized him already, but if not, he’s this guy right here on the pic-->

Now, this character appeared in the Equestria Girls movie both in gppony, pony and human form. I’ll only talk about the gppony, pony form; it is zaidi relevant to MLP. I’ve done some brief research on the net and found that many people (even here on Fanpop) expecting Flash Sentry to return in Season 4 of MLP FiM. Before I proceed, let me state that I’m...
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posted by Canada24
 ^^ "That is some good s***!"
^^ "That is some good s***!"
"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my vitabu can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight alisema to prime Pinkie.

"Are wewe sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the vitabu they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, pink friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking...
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posted by Dragon4322
 Haunted house
Haunted house
Scootaloo had always heard from her sister, upinde wa mvua Dash, that there was a haunted house in Ponyville. One night while Dash was sleeping, Scoots silently sneaked out of the mansion and walked slowly through the street. She found it after being in the Everfree Forest. The house seemed to be old and run down and the machungwa, chungwa filly wondered what happened to the owners of the house. when she climbed the fence she fell on the other side landing with a thud. ,"ow i guess i should be zaidi careful" she whispered to herself. after saying that sounds of creaking were heard coming from inside the house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new car
Con's new car
Con went to the CIE HQ after he got the call from Moneybit.

P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before wewe leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, wewe were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm...
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Scootaloo and her two Marafiki were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even zaidi can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's upinde wa mvua Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS upendo you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your sekunde mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would wewe three shut the hell...
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The last solstice

Chapter 8: Celestial monologues II.


What is this noise again? Something’s happening down there… The Guards are on alert.

WHO CARES? IT’S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE, REMEMBER?

But…

THERE ARE NO BUTS. STAY OUT OF IT!

She’s right, Tia. Luna will take care of it. You’re salama here.

But those are… changelings… they’re attacking the city!

WHAT ARE wewe GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I’LL TELL wewe WHAT: NOTHING! THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GOOD FOR!

Think about it! There’s nothing wewe can do!

I am the Princess of the Sun! I…

OH SORRY TO INTERUPT “PRINCESS”, BUT NEED I REMIND...
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posted by mariofan14
*This story is one of the things Lauren Faust wanted to see in the show, but never got to see. I hope this story will entertain wewe all and make Faust herself happy.*

In the beginning of the universe created kwa the Goddess, she had found many things she had found as good. Blessing them all after she made all the things in the known universe, she thought about what to do next. "Maybe," she said, "I can create life that would acknowledge me and my works." She searched for a planet without life for a little bit, and when she found it, she started to give the planet life. Animals, plants, birds,...
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One regular siku in Ponyville,Twilight was kusoma a book. Suddenly she heard a knock on her door.
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.

"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe wewe can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.

So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....

To be continued.............
posted by pinkmare
this will be my first my little gppony, pony crossover now here are characters
the mane six
twilight sparkle
apple jack
rainbow dash
pinkie pie
fluttershy
rarity
and the legendary warriors
takuya kanbara
mimi tachikawa
koji minamoto
zoe orimoto
j.p shibayama
tommy himi
koichi kimura
joyetta yuki
note bokomon , neemon and patamon will only make a cameo apprearence in the beginning ,they will only be absent for the rest of the story and will be mention kwa the legendary warriors.
now let's begin.

After the battle with cherubimon.the legendary warriors decided to take a little break and so they can prepare for the next...
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Pinkamena Diane Pie,
You can call her Pinkie Pie.
She had a bright cute smile
and yet inside she was so vile.
Her landlords were bakers who made life sweet
and in their basement she kept a secret.
She kidnapped her Marafiki one-by-one,
and in her basement they became undone.
Hearts and lungs filled with helium,
Intestine streamers, snd hideous taxidermies formed part of its gruesome decorum.
Dismembered bodies and bloody walls
Proved Pinkie's friends' great falls.
Live insects were shoved down their throat
If they dared to scream,
While those who cussed at her had their tounges
Ripped out at the seam.
At...
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 Our fantastic Pinkie Pie!
Our fantastic Pinkie Pie!
She would be:

For Skyrim: ... Cicero. Don't kill me. XD link

For The Office: Kelly. C: (The picture is so Pinkie Pie-ish. XD) link

For Warriors: Hm... maybe Squirrelflight? XD link

For 30 ROCK: Kenneth. XD 'Nuff said. link

For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Chimecho. (No wiki, sorry.)

zaidi shall com with time! :D
 Cicero, a jester... O_O (Look at the wiki for zaidi details.)
Cicero, a jester... O_O (Look at the wiki for more details.)
 Kelly Kapoor, a hyper, slightly annoying sales representative.
Kelly Kapoor, a hyper, slightly annoying sales representative.
 Squirrelflight, a energetic and stubborn warrior.
Squirrelflight, a energetic and stubborn warrior.
 Kenneth, a cheerful and modest page.
Kenneth, a cheerful and modest page.
 Chimecho, a cook and an energetic, social Pokemon!
Chimecho, a cook and an energetic, social Pokemon!
posted by pikachu700
me:hmm...?
*opens front door* nope just frozen bodys
*close door*
*opens 2 door*
all i see is darkness
*close 2 door*
*opens 3 door*
OMG IS THAT Link?
*close 3 door quickly*
me: e_e only two zaidi doors?
*opens 4th door*
*bombs every about to explode*
ME:WTF *close door very quickly*
*opens 5th door* oh its just her bedroom me: Hey! a book (but it turns out a diary)
me: i should leave it alone
Pinkie pie: What are wewe doing in my bedroom? *grabs a chainsaw*
to be continued au is it???
Note: applejack is working

Applejack: let's see I needa clean mah room now
(rainbow dash come flying torwards AJ)
AJ: well howdy rainbow!
RD: yeah yeah hi.... So whatcha doing
AJ: I'm cleaning out mah room
RD: dude u needa chill why don't wewe come to fluttershy's house
AJ: well I don't know....
(fluttershy comes flying to them)
AJ: howdy fluttershy!
FS: oh I'm sorry did I interrupted..... I should be going now
RD: wait fluttershy can we come over to your house with u
FS: I guess.... But please don't talk to loud in my house I don't wanna scare my little Marafiki (pets)
RD: don't worry those wanyama are...
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posted by Dark-Armor
The Hunger Games for Ponyville had started Everybody
got ready.They all ran into the play area and they saw the Host which was Dark Armor he alisema the winner gets what ever they want everybody entered for a reason.Dark Armor alisema that he put weapons on the floor and also that bila mpangilio enemies will come every Hour.Everybody ran to get weapons, and when they got there weapons they ran in different directions,Rarity fell in the mud and she got so angry cuz she hates it when she gets dirty, then she
saw a shadow it was the enemy that Dark Armor sent Rarity ran but she stopped cuz there were 4 of them...
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posted by tinkerbell66799
We have seen the tales of the little fillies and their cutie marks. Three fillies. Specifically apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. We have learned about their adventures to find their cutie marks. But this is a different time now. We have gone maybe 18 years into the future of Equestria. But we are not talking about all of Equestria. We are talking about a small town called Ponyville. Here is Sweet apple Acres where we meet apple Bloom and the rest of the apple Family.
"Aww! I ain't NEVER gonna get my cutie mark!" apple Bloom yelled to her honest and loyal sister Applejack. "I've been...
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