My Little Poney Article: Games Ponies Play: Episode 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ten Cents

Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are wewe doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are wewe at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel kwa the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? wewe must be poor if all wewe have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do wewe have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't wewe dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* wewe just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*

Players are voting to kick wewe out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, au wewe will be kicked.

10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: wewe insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: wewe alisema I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. wewe alisema the job I had was gay, and all I alisema was "At least I have a job." I never alisema wewe did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.

Later, in another part of Los Santos

Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an saa in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.

bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game

bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: wewe just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run wewe over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do wewe have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for bitch

$Money$ has joined the game

$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What wewe talkin' bout?
bdp: wewe alisema the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell wewe on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*

Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game

10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to ripoti somepony.
bdp: I'm going to ripoti wewe for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*

bdp has been kicked from the game

10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.

The End

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New Era : Reborn Afterimage.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful siku huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
---
Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that siku too.
Ice - Damn right.

----
Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. wewe know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There wewe are Stylo. I need wewe to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, wewe can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: wewe go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

The Cops Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over wewe two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't wewe dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
Pony 83: Yeah man. wewe know Kyle Jordan? The gppony, pony that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
Pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle,...

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The Cops Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The Silver Ballroom

Bevo, St. Foalis, July 9, 1996

It was 1 in the morning. Lewis, and Bob were sitting inayofuata to each other at one end of the bar, and Benjamin Guarino was at the other end, with four of his friends.

Benjamin: Hey, how are wewe two doing over there?
Lewis: Fine, fine.
Benjamin: Drinks all around.
Bartender: *Preparing drinks*
Benjamin: We're getting close to the end of the 20th Century. Let's enjoy it while it lasts!
Lewis: Yeah, the 21st Century is only a few years away.
Bartender: *Gives everypony their drinks*
Benjamin: Enjoy the drinks fellas!
Bob: Yeah, juu of the morning...

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butterfly, kipepeo Effect - Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

12:32
Cafe.

---
Slash - So why wewe called me here for.
Midnight - First to enjoy some coffee and get some info from you.
Slash - About fox?
Midnight - Bingo.
Slash - Not much to say... It's *sighs* truly appreciated formula for sadistic rulers.
Midnight - What do wewe mean?
Slash - If wewe make a legend, someone will copy it. And it becomes domino effect.One fox, mbweha dies, two rises. No one can stop it *takes cigarette.*
Midnight - That's awful...
Slash - Every formula have flaw of course. But I can't break it myself.
Midnight - I'll help!
Slash - Huh? How...
Midnight - I will catch every fox, mbweha for you!
Slash - Hm......

Ponies On The Rails Episode 119 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 10:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

When Mirage returned with Nicole, Stephanie was helping some ponies uncouple freight cars.

Pony 75: Uncouple the Missouri Pacific car from the rest of the train.
Stephanie: *Uncouples a Missouri Pacific Boxcar from the train, and watches it roll down the hump*
Mirage: *Walks over to Stephanie with Nicole* Hello Steph. Glad wewe could make it.
Stephanie: Thanks Mirage. So is this all we're doing? Taking turns in uncoupling freight cars from trains?
Nicole: Not exactly. There are lots of freight cars containing stone...

Gran Turismo Episode 11 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*

---

Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. wewe two will do this until your car gets fixed.

---

Tim: Did wewe see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.

---

Nikki: *Drag racing a gppony, pony in a Corvette*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 118 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:11 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: Game number 2. A relay race. wewe must run from the flatcar, to the boxcar, and back to your teammates. In order to make your teammates go, wewe have to hoofbump them. Is everyone ready?

Everyone is ready

Pete: Three! Two! One! GO!
Hawkeye: & Stylo: *Running inayofuata to each other*
Ponies: *Cheering for their teammates*
Hawkeye: *Reaches the boxcar first, and runs back to Orion*
Stylo: *Makes it to the boxcar, and runs back to Snowflake*
Snowflake: Come on Stylo, you're falling behind!
Hawkeye: *Hoofbumps Orion*...

Stop Motion Master Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two helicopters were getting close to the border separating North, and South Vietnam.

Guy: We're getting towards enemy lines. Where's all the fighting?
Black Tuesday: I don't like the way this looks.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Appearing out of bushes with rocket launchers, and rifles*
Pilot: Look out! We got Charlies on the left!!
Pilot 2: I see them!!
Orion: Take this wewe son of a-
Vietnamese gppony, pony 64: *Shoots Orion*
Orion: *Falls out of the chopper* WhooaaaAAAAAHHHHHH!! *Lands on the ground, and dies*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 40: *Shoots a rocket*
Pilot: Look out!!
Pilot 2: *Gets the back of his helicopter hit*...

Ponies

added by Jade_23

Source: DeviantArt

Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 11, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Song: link

Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.

Hawkeye: hujambo Mike, why don't wewe play poker kwa yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one alisema we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker kwa himself*
Metal Gloss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, au is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are wewe talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. wewe pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: wewe Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's...

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butterfly, kipepeo Effect - Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Slash - Shit...
Guard - I tell wewe what happend. Those girls got nuts and.
Slash - Shut up.

-I thought he will go for Fluttershy inayofuata to frame RD but. In the end I was at fault. I followed logic of the type killing. Twilight was universal she could kill anyone. Rarity was a bait out. And eart gppony, pony killed eart pony. Following that logic the pegasuses would kill each orther but using a gun in prison.-

Ace - So AppleJack died because of being brutally beaten up kwa Twilight wich is bullshit because it's clear she got shot.
Slash - fox, mbweha is in the hurry. Hm..
Ace - So... What do wewe want to do.
Slash - Investigate........

Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like wewe just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were wewe pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers...

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Stargazer's car

Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the gppony, pony racing us, au it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I alisema earlier, they...

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do wewe know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, au CHP can get prepared in time.

---

Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get zaidi of this.

---

Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are wewe two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...

Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting inayofuata to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell wewe the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a gppony, pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other gppony, pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....