Captain Wilson
Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*
At the train station
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done wewe two. I called wewe back here, because I want to onyesha wewe a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are wewe going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete: He probably wants to check on his assignments.
Gordon: *Checks to make sure no one is around* Where's that revolver Percy told me about? *Looks around*
Coffee Creme: *Walking on platform*
Gordon: *Finds revolver* Ah, there it is. *Takes revolver*
Coffee Creme: Gordon. What are wewe doing?
Gordon: Just making sure my revolver is okay.
Coffee Creme: wewe never told me wewe had a good taste in weaponry.
Gordon: It's in my family's blood.
Coffee Creme: *Knodding head* I like stallions with cool revolvers.
Gordon: (Score!) Really?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. How about we go on a date, tomorrow night?
Gordon: Okay, I'd like that. But I gotta make sure nopony sees me with this, otherwise I'll lose my job. *shrinks gun with magic*
Coffee Creme: I also had no idea that wewe knew spells for shrinking objects.
Gordon: That's not in my family's blood. I'm the only gppony, pony in my family that knows how to do that.
Gordon returned to the train yards, and continued with his work. Ten dakika later, Captain Wilson went to the station. He had to use the bathroom.
Captain Wilson: Where did Pete say the Stallion's room was? *Goes past glass case* Wait! My gun was in there! Where is it?!
Percy: *arrives* Where's what?
Captain Wilson: My gun! It's missing, and I have to find- Wait a minute. wewe have my gun.
Percy: No I don't.
Captain Wilson: Don't play dumb with me. Where is it?
Percy: I told wewe I don't have it.
Captain Wilson: Fine. If anypony doesn't onyesha up with my gun, you're to blame! *Turns around* Oh, there's the bathroom *goes in bathroom*
Two hours later
Pete: *On speaker* Attention, anypony that has taken Captain Wilson's Peacemaker must return it immediately. If wewe do, there will be no punishment, but if wewe have it, and don't return it, you'll be in big trouble.
Percy: *Gulps*
That night, at 6 o clock.
Pete: *Makes kitanda for Captain Wilson*
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* Did anypony bring my gun back to me?
Pete: Nope, not yet. wewe can stay until wewe get it back.
Captain Wilson: Thank wewe sir. *gets in bed*
Gordon: *goes to glass case* I must return this *Tries to open case*
Gordon was far away from Captain Wilson, but Percy passed by.
Percy: *Drunk, and holding a teddy bear* Captain Wilson?
Captain Wilson: What do wewe want Percy?
Percy: I'm ready to die, but I just want wewe to know, you're complaining over nothing, and wewe oughta go fuck yourself.
Captain Wilson: You're drunk.
Percy: wewe better believe it *Holding kubeba like gun*
Soon, a gunshot was heard
Percy: *Looks at teddy bear* MY kubeba WENT OFF!!
Captain Wilson: That came from the other room!
Gordon: *Runs to trainyard* Coffee Creme!
Coffee Creme: What is it?
Gordon: I got shot, in the hoof kwa Captain Wilson.
Coffee Creme: *looking at injury* Aw, that's nothing Gordon. This injury isn't bad at all.
Gordon: *Looks at injury* Oh. You're right. It only took off a small section of skin, but it hurts!
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* So wewe aliiba my gun, huh?
Gordon: *Crying* Yes.
Captain Wilson: Than I owe Percy an apology. *Walks away*
In the end, Gordon got suspended from work for 45 days.
Captain Wilson decided to work for the Union Pacific, and now lives at the hotel across the mitaani, mtaa from the train station in Cheyenne.
Percy accepted Captain Wilson's apology, and often helps him in the train yards.
The End
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