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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the work siku was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.

Gordon: wewe got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this tarehe to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand wewe french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing inayofuata to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*

Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.

Hawkeye: We'll onyesha those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did wewe have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's tarehe with Gordon.
Stylo: wewe got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do wewe five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: wewe should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: wewe didn't have to do that, but wewe look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach wewe a lesson.

Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.

Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick wewe out of here.
Gordon: wewe can't make me leave. I am on a tarehe with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye kissing Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told wewe not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think wewe already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But wewe didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*

The End

On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails

Orion loses his cool.
posted by elsafan1010
I tried to put all the characters here. Let me know which one is your favorite.

Twilight Sparkle
Applejack
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Princess Cadance
Spike
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Discord
Minuette
Lyra
Lemon Hearts
Twinkle Shine
Queen Chrysalis
Thorax
Tirek
Cozy Glow
King Sombra
Moondancer
Derpy Hooves
Sweetie Drops
Derpy Hooves
Doctor Whooves
Trixie
Daisy
Granny Smith
Golden Delicious
Big Mac
Pearbutter
Bright Mac
Applebloom
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
Twist
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Babs Seed
Pip
Cranky
Matilda
Grogar
Spitfire...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Luster Dawn: [after listening to the story] "So, even though everything changed and wewe moved away from your friends, wewe didn't grow apart? And this is the Council of Friendship? That's what you're all doing here?"
Rainbow Dash: "Duh! This time every moon."
Applejack: [chuckles] "What she means is this is how we've been ruling together."
Rarity: "And how we've continued to face every problem and threat to Equestria over the years."
Pinkie Pie: "But mostly, it's how we keep in touch. No matter how busy life gets."
Twilight Sparkle: "Sometimes friendships can be hard, and it takes work to maintain...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a kilima in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, wewe three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*...
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❓ Name that gppony, pony Challenge ❓
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Los Angeles, 1964

Jared: *In the bar with Saten & Tareq*
Saten: Well, thanks for a mwaka of covering for a dead nerd.
Jared: I heard Hayden gave wewe a hard time for the first two years.
Tareq: We got a new gppony, pony starting after wewe leave tomorrow. His name's Brett.
Jared: Have wewe met him yet?
Saten: Nope.
Jared: Let me know what he's like when wewe do meet him.
Tareq: Sure.
Saten: Right now, wewe deserve a toast.

When the three stallions received their beers, they hit the glasses together, and enjoyed their drinks.

Next morning, Saten met Brett. They would be working together on the Super Chief....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, inayofuata to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a gppony, gppony, pony in this car
Nikki is drag racing a gppony, pony in this car


Nikki: *Sees the gppony, pony in his car* Enjoy that car while wewe can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the gppony, pony racing her* wewe picked the wrong gppony, pony to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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Everyone in this town is fucked up!
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - hujambo Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - hujambo Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as upinde wa mvua Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought zaidi guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back kwa now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell wewe A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are wewe okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one siku I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of wewe are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! wewe can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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