One night, in one of the huts, me, Shredder, and upinde wa mvua Dash were in a room with all the potatoes. We were trying to make moonshine.
After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.
Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!
inayofuata morning.
Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing Yankee Doodle*
The three of us then started to walk around the camp, waking up everypony.
Pablo: *wakes up* What is all this?
Volk: It's the fourth of July! They must be celebrating the Equestrian Revolution.
Celestia: What is all this?
Bartholomew: I haven't the slightest idea.
Shredder: *stops* Princess, wewe and your roommates are invited for free drinks over at the washdown.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Down with the British!
Bartholomew: Yeah yeah.
Jade: What kind of drinks did wewe make?
Shredder: You'll see.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Down with the British!
Shredder: Aaand, march!
And we started marching back to the washdown.
Major Skyler: *Holding gun* What is this?
Griffon 47: They don't seem to be doing anything rebellious.
Major Skyler: I guess you're right *Puts gun away*
Sean: Come one, come all, get your free drink of moonshine.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: *Pouring moonshine in glass*
Applejack: What is this?
Sean: Moonshine, Equestrian Moonshine, just the way wewe like it.
Applejack: *Takes glass of moonshine*
Shredder: Keep it coming everypony.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: Don't get any on your clothes ma'am.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks.
Sean: Keep it moving.
Pablo: *takes drink*
Sean: Don't smoke right after wewe drink. There's no smoking!
Major Skyler: Luke, Jordyn, come with me. *Goes in hut*
Sean: *drinking moonshine* Keep it coming *Coughs* Keep it- *Coughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Drinks moonshine* No taxation without representation.
Sean: Keep it coming, wait. What? (How did she say that entire sentence without coughing?)
Shredder: *Sits inayofuata to Brewster* Well, what do wewe think of it?
Brewster: I'll tell wewe what this isn't. It's not homemade brandy, it's a really good drink. *drinks moonshine* wewe did creat greating this... I mean, wewe did great creating this.
Sean: How do wewe like it?
Celestia: It's a dreat grink, great drink. How are- how are you, and applejack getting along?
Sean: We seem to be getting along alright Princhess- Princess.
Celestia: *Looks at Bartholomew* It's good stuff Sean.
Sean: Thank you.
Jade: We're almost getting out of here Applejack.
Applejack: And then we can continue running our farms.
Jade: What if we get caught on the way?
Applejack: *frowns*
Jade: Aw, don't give me that look. We'll be listening to country once we get back into Ponyville. *Singing* Ridin' down the highway, who wants to be the DJ?
Applejack: I'll find a spot on the side of the road, wewe find somethin' on the radio!
Major Skyler: *sees wood* Do wewe two know anything about this?
Jordyn & Luke: No.
Pablo: Bartholomew, goons in 105.
Bartholomew: Try not to pay any attention. If they see wewe looking at them, then they'll know they found something.
Major Skyler & Luke: *Leaves room*
Jordyn: *Pouring cup of coffee* Finally, I get to *Burns herself, and drops cup*
Suddenly, she heard a strange noise.
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
It sounded like the coffee was going further down then it really was.
Jordyn: Major!
Major Skyler: *Arrives* What?
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
Major Skyler: I know what's going on! *Knocks down stove* Those prisoners were digging a tunnel! *Moves tile* Aha!! *Blows whistle*
Celestia: Oh christ, they found Tom!
Griffons: *Running into camp holding an MP40*
Applejack: *Slowly walks towards fence*
Sean: What happened?
Sacred Symphony: It's the tunnel. They found Tom.
Shredder: So much for success!
Applejack: *getting close to fence*
Sean: *sees Applejack* Applejack! *Runs towards her*
Ponies: *Following Sean* Don't climb that fence!!
Applejack: *Climbing fence*
Griffon 98: STOP!! *Pointing gun at Applejack* STOP!!
Sean: *Kicks Griffon*
Griffon 53: *Pushes Sean on ground*
Griffon in guard tower: *Shoots twenty bullets*
Applejack: *gets shot in the head*
applejack was dead.
Sean: *Picks up Applejack's hat*
Griffon 53: *Pointing gun at Sean*
Sean: *Puts hat on heart, and stays silent for ten seconds*
After respecting the dead, I went to where Bartholomew was.
Sean: Sir, let me know the exact locations that wewe need. I'm going out tonight.
Bartholomew: Right. Everypony else will dig around the clock.
2 B continued
After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.
Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!
inayofuata morning.
Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing Yankee Doodle*
The three of us then started to walk around the camp, waking up everypony.
Pablo: *wakes up* What is all this?
Volk: It's the fourth of July! They must be celebrating the Equestrian Revolution.
Celestia: What is all this?
Bartholomew: I haven't the slightest idea.
Shredder: *stops* Princess, wewe and your roommates are invited for free drinks over at the washdown.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Down with the British!
Bartholomew: Yeah yeah.
Jade: What kind of drinks did wewe make?
Shredder: You'll see.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Down with the British!
Shredder: Aaand, march!
And we started marching back to the washdown.
Major Skyler: *Holding gun* What is this?
Griffon 47: They don't seem to be doing anything rebellious.
Major Skyler: I guess you're right *Puts gun away*
Sean: Come one, come all, get your free drink of moonshine.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: *Pouring moonshine in glass*
Applejack: What is this?
Sean: Moonshine, Equestrian Moonshine, just the way wewe like it.
Applejack: *Takes glass of moonshine*
Shredder: Keep it coming everypony.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: Don't get any on your clothes ma'am.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks.
Sean: Keep it moving.
Pablo: *takes drink*
Sean: Don't smoke right after wewe drink. There's no smoking!
Major Skyler: Luke, Jordyn, come with me. *Goes in hut*
Sean: *drinking moonshine* Keep it coming *Coughs* Keep it- *Coughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Drinks moonshine* No taxation without representation.
Sean: Keep it coming, wait. What? (How did she say that entire sentence without coughing?)
Shredder: *Sits inayofuata to Brewster* Well, what do wewe think of it?
Brewster: I'll tell wewe what this isn't. It's not homemade brandy, it's a really good drink. *drinks moonshine* wewe did creat greating this... I mean, wewe did great creating this.
Sean: How do wewe like it?
Celestia: It's a dreat grink, great drink. How are- how are you, and applejack getting along?
Sean: We seem to be getting along alright Princhess- Princess.
Celestia: *Looks at Bartholomew* It's good stuff Sean.
Sean: Thank you.
Jade: We're almost getting out of here Applejack.
Applejack: And then we can continue running our farms.
Jade: What if we get caught on the way?
Applejack: *frowns*
Jade: Aw, don't give me that look. We'll be listening to country once we get back into Ponyville. *Singing* Ridin' down the highway, who wants to be the DJ?
Applejack: I'll find a spot on the side of the road, wewe find somethin' on the radio!
Major Skyler: *sees wood* Do wewe two know anything about this?
Jordyn & Luke: No.
Pablo: Bartholomew, goons in 105.
Bartholomew: Try not to pay any attention. If they see wewe looking at them, then they'll know they found something.
Major Skyler & Luke: *Leaves room*
Jordyn: *Pouring cup of coffee* Finally, I get to *Burns herself, and drops cup*
Suddenly, she heard a strange noise.
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
It sounded like the coffee was going further down then it really was.
Jordyn: Major!
Major Skyler: *Arrives* What?
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
Major Skyler: I know what's going on! *Knocks down stove* Those prisoners were digging a tunnel! *Moves tile* Aha!! *Blows whistle*
Celestia: Oh christ, they found Tom!
Griffons: *Running into camp holding an MP40*
Applejack: *Slowly walks towards fence*
Sean: What happened?
Sacred Symphony: It's the tunnel. They found Tom.
Shredder: So much for success!
Applejack: *getting close to fence*
Sean: *sees Applejack* Applejack! *Runs towards her*
Ponies: *Following Sean* Don't climb that fence!!
Applejack: *Climbing fence*
Griffon 98: STOP!! *Pointing gun at Applejack* STOP!!
Sean: *Kicks Griffon*
Griffon 53: *Pushes Sean on ground*
Griffon in guard tower: *Shoots twenty bullets*
Applejack: *gets shot in the head*
applejack was dead.
Sean: *Picks up Applejack's hat*
Griffon 53: *Pointing gun at Sean*
Sean: *Puts hat on heart, and stays silent for ten seconds*
After respecting the dead, I went to where Bartholomew was.
Sean: Sir, let me know the exact locations that wewe need. I'm going out tonight.
Bartholomew: Right. Everypony else will dig around the clock.
2 B continued
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult gppony, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's juu student, i always thought there was something zaidi to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're zaidi than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted kwa his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult gppony, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's juu student, i always thought there was something zaidi to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're zaidi than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted kwa his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.