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 Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D
Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D
lol. Hearts and Hooves siku is a very interesting thing to write about. & 2. All of the Vocal Sparks & ________ are all true, no matter the effects and drama. I AM drama.


Oh crap. I forgot my pencil. It's already 7:20, going on 7:21(did anybody see that reference?)I got my pencil, and went to class before the teacher got suspicious. But as always, she wouldn't even ever notice. "Bla, bla, bla" I tried my best to not cry, au stare at HIM.
Gamer Beats. It's a very long story. But long story short, I liked, no wait scratch that, I upendo him. But he already has a girlfriend, so my luck on upendo isn't going to succeed.
Everyone had stuff, they got teddy bears, flowers not so big that the teacher would take it up.Everyone BUT me. Vocal Sparks. Even though like during my crush on Gamer Beats, 4 people asked me out. but no, I would need perseverance to get what I get. & I noticed that, no matter how long it takes, wewe have to do SOMETHING to make your upendo to like you.
The teacher sounded like she was those teachers from Charlie Brown. Good thing we had to do early switches. And also, good thing we were going to a fun nice teacher's class.& somehow, we went from solar systems, to weddings. Hmm, sounds like an interesting story, huh?
"Come on, Ladies Colt, whats that paper there?" I knew this conversation wasn't gonna be very.......on topic. "Oh, this? anime Freak gave this to me." "YOU AND anime FREAK?" It was literally really funny, we burst in laughter. Though, I felt bad for anime Freak. She really liked him. & then Ladies mwana-, mwana-punda HAD to talk about "cheating and in a marriage." Hey, Fun Study, what would happen if wewe were hanging out with a man and your husband sees?"
This talk went on for another 7 dakika until we went to band, au what today was going to be called," Matchmaker Service"But before we left, Gamer Beats alisema before he left to math class(he needed extra help with math, so they put him in math today instead of band),"So, are wewe going to the dance?" I always went to those great, messed up dances, like last time at the krisimasi dance, I was being chased kwa Gamer Beats with my crutches. Another long story.But why would I lie? "Yea." "Well, I'm going to the dance with Adrianna, and my girlfriend alisema it was alright." Well, that just broke a piece of my moyo mister, but why would he need to tell me that? He knows I wouldn't have the guts to even ask him to the dance as friends.
So, off to band we went. We sat in our seats, and we had another substitute today, so no saxophone for me :( (yes, i play saxophone) but at least we didn't have zaidi worksheets like yesterday. So matchmaking service, off we go(me and Chatterbox are the matchmakers, except when it comes to Gamer Beats, it's just her).
"Hey Angel Soul, If Candy Sweets asked wewe RIGHT NOW, would wewe say yes au no?" He didn't answer, just like the last 5 times.It was so cute!Just like- never mind. And then everyone was looking at me. "What?" "You DO know that Chord Strings likes you, right?" Ugh! This talk again. I didn't wanna break little string's heart, but I didn't like him.Gross stuff happened. Flappy gppony, pony Happened. And that was it. If I told wewe what had happened, wewe would've probably left this article.And now we went to math class.
We learned about really small reviews, learning angles with a protractor. a LOT of people missed 4 out of six. but I made a 100. So, I sat in the back. Gamer Beats was on the other side of the row. People kept leaving and moving, so at some points, it was just me and Gamer Beats.
I couldn't resist to look at that cute face, but when I looked at it, something was very wrong about him. For some reason, the person that I like, I know all of their faces and emotions. Then, nosy me heard a conversation with Ladies mwana-, mwana-punda & Gamer Beats,"I got in freakin' trouble, and I can't be at the party" Oh, so that's what is wrong with him.
It was time to go to the Valentine's party. Without Gamer Beats(says the very desperate mare).it wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. But Gamer Beats came in time for the party."The principal wasn't even there"The kengele rang, and that was our cue to get dressed, and go to the gym. Hmmmm. i wonder how I'm going to mess up this dance.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when upinde wa mvua Dash, and her Marafiki found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond mbwa arrived, they aliiba the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the beach, pwani with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and wewe unicorns can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever aliiba our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what wewe wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, au a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H hujambo Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk au something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I upendo wewe Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
upinde wa mvua Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: wewe didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, wewe see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings kengele on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis kwa helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on juu of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits inayofuata to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* wewe two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed kwa a town kwa there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let wewe talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, kwa an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs ukanda of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank wewe sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to wewe in my office?
Pete: wewe mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called wewe yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss wewe Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train wewe two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Toussaint
Toussaint
When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. wewe two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are wewe going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected kwa leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help wewe with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your mashua is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the mashua with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one zaidi thing. *Gives papillon, kipepeo three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're inayofuata job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are wewe waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching butterflies was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them wewe idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees butterfly, kipepeo on...
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posted by Canada24
For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, wewe had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping wewe AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm zaidi than happy to help.
AJ: wewe have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).


TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing kwa the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do wewe two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about wewe James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If wewe don't start laughing, I'll kick wewe out of here, and wewe won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...
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