My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell wewe about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. wewe are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to wewe in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell wewe in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever alisema something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, wewe curse too much.
Gordon: wewe curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, wewe randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and wewe also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: wewe two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.

Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.

Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* wewe had a wife this entire time, and wewe didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. wewe were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. wewe hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what wewe did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.

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tailsfan111, DragonAura15 and 1 other like this

alinah_09 wait wait wait...im sensing drama somewhere in the future!

Seanthehedgehog No drama! If there's anything I hate, it's drama.

ChibiEmmy I didn't think his welcome back would be so tense! Though I bet Gordon rarely went home with his pain in the ass wife xD

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Benny

Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn mitaani, mtaa Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian gppony, pony to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this gppony, pony looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are wewe sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing bugle, buruji in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are zaidi reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four sekunde zaidi then it was supposed to take for all of wewe to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do wewe know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...

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Saten Twist Adventures.. Episode 10

posted by Canada24

Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID wewe SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!

Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do wewe mean jinxed?
Renee:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 9:15 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Anthony was the first gppony, pony to drive his train across the modified bridge. His engine still had the smokestack with the bullet in it, and he was hoping it would be fixed soon.

Anthony: *Driving train*
Firepony: Pretty cold today.
Anthony: Yeah, wewe could say that again. When I woke up at my house, I saw a lot of icicles.
Firepony: wewe better get rid of them before they fall, and land on somepony.
Anthony: I tried, but they were too high. Get some zaidi coal into the firebox. We're going into a tunnel.
Firepony:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.

Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he alisema that a huge branch from a fallen mti got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't...

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What Do wewe Think #6: Mr. WTF?!

posted by mariofan14

It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new onyesha I would like to talk about is a onyesha named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would wewe care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the power outage, and sabotage caused kwa Parcival, Pinkie Pie tried calling M.I.3 again.

Pinkie Pie: *Waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are wewe alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did wewe want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 66 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 14, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nemo was doing a poor job taking over for Hawkeye while he was on vacation. He became frightened of bulls, and remained very lazy, and stubborn. The only trains he would drive, were passenger trains, pulled kwa diesels.

All the freight trains were being left behind for Stylo to deal with, and it was annoying him big time.

Stylo: *Walking into train yard*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train in yards*
Stylo: *Sees Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down from cab* Hello Stylo. I see Nemo has left another freight train behind.
Stylo: I'll have to make a special...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The sun was setting, and everypony was on the mitaani, mtaa intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I alisema about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're wewe thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director:...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.

Announcer: We'll be back with zaidi episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did wewe really think wewe could get away with watching this onyesha without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*

The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created kwa upinde wa mvua Dash.

Rainbow Dash: *Playing electric guitar, gitaa while flying* I suppose...

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Aqua Marine's journey 7

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a kisu like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock ukuta behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your siku to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth gppony, pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 5

posted by Canada24

Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet apple aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) holly cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) hujambo AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would wewe go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an saa au so (leaves)
Pinkie...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 64

You Can't Win

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah

Duke is the oldest gppony, pony to work on the Southern Pacific....

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 1

posted by Canada24

This story takes place many years ago..

Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): hujambo Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kuvuka, msalaba eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do wewe ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, wewe were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. wewe look unique. Just like wewe yourself.
Derpy:...

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M.C.C Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nocturnal Mirage's car

Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If wewe put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8

posted by Canada24

This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will wewe ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..

Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded kwa huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how wewe keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....

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Let's B*tch About stuff Number 2 Bronies and their Types

posted by SteamPunkOtaku

As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.

Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover

Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)

Type 3: Music
Just muziki I Don't Really know if there are subcategories wewe can tell me in the maoni if wewe want

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gppony, gppony, pony story...

posted by AquaMarine6663

I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. kwa now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood,...