upinde wa mvua Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought wewe two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have wewe two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Marafiki back to life.
Applejack: Will wewe get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Good. Thank wewe so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. upinde wa mvua Dash is retarded.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are wewe doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't wewe leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad wewe are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two zaidi bombs* Twilight, see if wewe can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: wewe got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane inayofuata to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one wewe want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: hujambo Applejack. Have wewe ever had an apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have wewe Rainbow?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, thanks.
2 B continued
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought wewe two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have wewe two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Marafiki back to life.
Applejack: Will wewe get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Good. Thank wewe so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. upinde wa mvua Dash is retarded.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are wewe doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't wewe leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad wewe are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two zaidi bombs* Twilight, see if wewe can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: wewe got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane inayofuata to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one wewe want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: hujambo Applejack. Have wewe ever had an apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have wewe Rainbow?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, thanks.
2 B continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One zaidi ngumi, punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued