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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: wewe know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time wewe should have the saladi with me mum.
Emily: saladi sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the steak, mnofu sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And for the rest of you?
Bob: Steak.
Emily: Salad.
Waiter: Okay. What kind of dressing would wewe like for the salads.
Burt: Ranch.
Emily: French.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to kitchen*
Burt: Why didn't wewe get the salad?
Mildred: I told you, I could order my own food!
Bob: Hey, there's no need to shout.
Mildred: Sorry Bobby.
Bob: Please, just call me Bob.
Burt: So, what wewe do wewe two do?
Bob: I'm a therapist.
Burt: A rapist?
Bob: No, I alisema therapist.
Emily: I work on advertising.
Bob: So, what about-
Burt: wewe know something? I'm sorry to say this, but I hate therapists. They're always telling ponies that they have this problem, and how to solve them.
Bob: Actually Burt, the ponies that come to visit a therapist tell them their problem. Not the other way around.
Burt: But wewe always tell them how to solve it.
Bob: Because they want help.
Burt: I just hate therapy in general.
Emily: hujambo look, the band is here.

The band shows up on stage, and is playing a song: link

Mildred: Oh, I upendo this song.
Bob: Me too. Emily, do wewe want to dance while we wait for our food?
Emily: Sure.
Mildred: I want to dance too.
Burt: I don't. wewe go ahead, and dance. We'll let the waiter know where wewe are.
Bob: Well, thanks. *Goes to dancing floor*
Emily: *Follows Bob*

While Bob, and Emily were dancing, Mildred seemed sad. She left the table.

Burt: Where do wewe think you're going?
Mildred: For a walk. I need some fresh air.
Burt: Oh, fine.
Mildred: *Goes for walk*

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posted by Canada24
Later that evening.

Ganger was still trying to get Scootaloo to reveal we're Ditto is, but the little filly was too loyal, no matter HOW many times he threatened to 'change' her.

"We both know your not actually gonna do it" Scootaloo alisema slyly.

"Don't make me!" Ganger threatened.

"Hell. Why don't wewe just do it" Scootaloo said, inaonyesha how unafraid she is.

"I will!" Ganger cried.

"Than do it!" Scootaloo cried.

They glared at each for quite a while.

"Damn it" Gnger growled finally, realizing she was right, he didn't have it in him to 'turn' a filly.

"Probably for the best. She'll be no use as a changeling"...
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The last solstice

Chapter 44: Epilogue



It has been four months since Celestia restored the gravitational balance of the universe. Life could finally go back to normal in Equestria; the broadsword of tragedy was no longer hanging above ponykind's head. Princess Luna was found in the Changeling Kingdom 5 days after the winter solstice. She was in dire condition; she almost starved to death, since the changelings were unable to take care of even her basic needs without the hive mind spell of their Queen. Fortunately, Celestia read Chrysalis' mind, before forcing her to face her inner demons. The...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ahem.

A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious video that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever au wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, au they are just trolling.
If wewe people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

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Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

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Episode 4

All Together

July 11, 1953

Henrietta is narrating

Although our railroad had a fleet of tugboats that were supposed to help out with the freight, the ponies driving those tugs went for the complete opposite. Sometimes however, they still worked together to get the job done.

I remember one siku when Zorran had a job to tow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, and Stylo were at the station. They were going to take a passenger train to Las Pegasus.

Hawkeye: wewe know what I saw yesterday?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: I saw Coffee Creme kissing Gordon on this train. I remember the siku before yesterday that our french mare didn't want anypony to know that they were planning to get married.
Stylo: What are wewe thinking?
Hawkeye: Gordon offered a fake ring that looked like a real one.
Stylo: Ooh.
Coffee Creme: Gordon, I'll see wewe later. I need to get to the train yard, and get on a train with Metal Gloss.
Gordon: Have fun.
Coffee Creme: *Leaves station*...
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