Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.
Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would wewe want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, wewe were disrespecting her.
Burt: wewe must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: wewe know, maybe for once wewe should call your wife kwa her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could wewe bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now wewe drink that booze, and tell me what wewe think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred kwa her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe wewe should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: wewe really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*
Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.
Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He alisema that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are wewe okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so kuvuka, msalaba with Burt, I could just ngumi, punch him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and ngumi, punch it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are wewe sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.
Meanwhile outside of Bob's room
Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do wewe have a yellow crayon, au a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
bila mpangilio Pony: What kind of a gppony, pony doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are wewe doing?
Bob: Relax, use that mto if he tries to ngumi, punch you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are wewe doing here?
Emily: She just stopped kwa a few dakika ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.
Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.
Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. wewe will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank wewe for staying with us, and we hope wewe enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.
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Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would wewe want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, wewe were disrespecting her.
Burt: wewe must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: wewe know, maybe for once wewe should call your wife kwa her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could wewe bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now wewe drink that booze, and tell me what wewe think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred kwa her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe wewe should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: wewe really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*
Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.
Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He alisema that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are wewe okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so kuvuka, msalaba with Burt, I could just ngumi, punch him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and ngumi, punch it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are wewe sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.
Meanwhile outside of Bob's room
Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do wewe have a yellow crayon, au a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
bila mpangilio Pony: What kind of a gppony, pony doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are wewe doing?
Bob: Relax, use that mto if he tries to ngumi, punch you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are wewe doing here?
Emily: She just stopped kwa a few dakika ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.
Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.
Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. wewe will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank wewe for staying with us, and we hope wewe enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.
2 B continued