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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Starring me, and Totaldramafan60 along with others that will be mentioned in certain scenes.

Our first scene is from Equestria: 60's Are Fun. I wanted this scene to be about a fun party, where everypony was having a good time, but TDF60 had other plans.

Cupcake: (Comes out of nowhere) I live with my two bestest Marafiki named Dark Moon and Minty Fresh!
Jordan: That's great Cupcake.
Dark: Minty, cupcake shouldn't be here, if she wants to try beer, she'll die of craziness.(Smiles) I'd acutally like that.
Jordan: Now I see why your name is Dark. What's the inayofuata song going to be? Ah, I got it. *Plays song*
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Cupcake: (Gulp) Huh? Did wewe say something about beer? Why is the world spinning around? Huh? (Falls off chair)
Jordan: Whoa. *Goes to Cupcake* Are wewe alright?
Cupcake: Hiya! I'm Misty Moon, and I am TOTALLY NOT crazy!
Dark: My SISTER?

The inayofuata scene is from Mind. Blown. A roleplay created kwa Totaldramafan60, and it was based off of Double Rainboom. She played upinde wa mvua Dash, and I was Twilight, and Pinkie Pie.

Twilight: *Making potion*
Pinkie Pie: *At front door with upinde wa mvua Dash* Twilight!
Twilight: Aw man, what do they want? *stops potion, and goes to front door, and opens it* What do wewe want?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Um, well, we heard wewe making a potion, and, um, we were wondering, like, um, what it was, um, like?
Twilight: Man, that ain't yo' business. Now leave me alone. *Closes door*
Pinkie Pie: Wow. It's like she doesn't trust us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: She's not gonna leave this gppony, pony without a potion! *flies through door*
Pinkie Pie: Ja! *Follows upinde wa mvua Dash*
Twilight: Man, what wewe doin' here? I told y'all not to come in here!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, we know. Anyway, what's that potion for? *stares at potion*
Twilight: Man, try, and guess.
Pinkie Pie: Is it a potion to get rid of that black man's voice Celestia gave wewe for robbing me?
Twilight: No.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Um... Is it a... MONSTER potion? Does it turn wewe into a MONSTER?
Twilight: Man, what wewe talkin' bout? I'll let wewe have one zaidi guess, then I'll tell you.
Pinkie Pie: It's a potion that will make wewe turn evil, and wage war all over Equestria.
Twilight: Do I look like I wanna start a war?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Well I don't.

This scene is short, and from the Comedy Roleplay I created a while back, but I decided to go for a mysterious scene here. TDF60 was Queen Why.

Jordan: *Sees truck on juu of a go-kart* What is happening?! What is this? What is this? What? Is this? What? Is? This? *Points to truck on go-kart* Somepony needs to see what this is.
Queen Why: WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYY?
Jordan: Umm, who are you?

The Equestria Girls Roleplay created kwa Karinabrony. Her OC Coffee Creme is getting attacked kwa dodgeballs when Shredder makes up a lie to save her. Then, they head off to a mpira wa wavu game. TDF60 went for a random, but funny moment at the ending.

CC: No, no, no!!! *dodges everything coming her way* *leans against wall* Make it stop!
Shredder: *opens door* Coffee Creme, the principal wants to see you.
Colin: What are wewe doing?
Shredder: Saving my friend.
CC: *talks quickly* Oh, really? *whispers* Thank you.
Shredder: We lied. I just alisema that to stop those guys from attacking you. We're taking wewe to a mpira wa wavu game.
CC: *stops* Should I call Silver Tune?
Shredder: Nah, she's fine.
Colin: Since you're going with us wewe don't need a ticket.
Shredder: We're going for free because we're a band.
Dark: Let's just walk.
Minty: Look, a glowing gem!

Another roleplay from Karinabrony. I thought of a cool idea to have this race on a racetrack. Sounds pretty simple, right? Well, no. TDF60 decided to cause a crash on purpose, and I just went on a rage.

DJ: Ok, everypony. We're going to take a break. In the meantime, head to the Canterlot Raceway, and watch the race over there. A lot of ponies there will have some sweet rides.
Sean: Wish me luck Dash.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I've got something better then luck. *Kisses Sean*

Later, everyone arrived at the racetrack.

Sean: *Looks at his car* I wonder who else is racing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Doesn't matter. wewe can win this.
Minty, Dark and cupcake all jam, jamu into a shiny purple convertible. They all fight for the driving wheel.
Dark: I'm the most powerfulest so I get to drive.
Cupcake: Dark, that isn't even a word, you're just so eager to drive! I should drive because I see everything as sugar au Candy au cake au anything sugury!
Minty: wewe see everything as sweets?
Cupcake: Yes.
Minty: Well, wewe don't even know how to drive, and you're right about Dark!
Dark: Hey! (Tries to hit Minty with laser eyes but gets both)
cupcake and Minty: OW! THAT HURT!
Dark: I know it did, if it did, it was a success!
Cupcake: No, it wasn't!
Minty: Yeah!

They all start punching and kicking and to make it fair Dark agreed to not use her powers.

Sean: *drives to starting line*
Flag pony: *holding green flag* Are wewe ready?
Sean: *Turns on music* Yeah.

Song: link

Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go!

Now, the race begins, and Sean have gotten ahead.

Minty: NO!
Sean: *gets to first turn at 80 miles an hour*
Dark: Crash into Sean!
Cupcake: But that'll hurt our car too!
Minty: I don't CAR! Ha, race puns.

They crash, and the muziki has stopped

Minty: And nobody got hurt! Well, Sean might've but we didn't so that's what's counts!
Sean: wewe idiots! *Pulls Minty out of car* wewe did that on purpose!!
Flag pony: Well, nobody won the race, and just wondering if wewe were alright.
Sean: I don't know. *looks at wrecked car* Am I alright? *Points at Minty, and her friends* They tried to ram me, just to win a race. What I really want to do now is *Pushes Minty on the floor* Beat this loser up for trying to kill me! *Punches Minty, and makes her nose bleed. Then he chokes her.* Sean: *Chokes Minty* This'll teach wewe not to try, and kill me. *Breaks Minty's neck*

Our final scene. It's from Death Of Twilight Sparkle created kwa the late Kendikens. I was Pinkie Pie, and a few of the Canterlot soldiers, Kendikens was Twilight, and Skyheartpegasus was Fluttershy, while Totaldramafan60 was Celestia. Pinkie, and Celestia had their personalities switched, and this is what happened.

Pinkie Pie: *Arrives at Canterlot* Alright soldiers listen up!
Royal Guard 3: Wait a minute. Why is Pinkie Pie trying to give us orders?
Royal Guard 35: I don't know. Where's Celestia?
Celestia: Pinkie sense! I heard somepony say my name! It was from........ Canterlot! I'll go quick.
Twilight: Noooooo....
Fluttershy: What?
Royal Guard 66: Stop this pink gppony, pony from bossing us around.
Royal Guard 45: I can't. That's Celestia's job.
Royal Guard 42: Pinkie just tells us what to do, but all I hear is...
Pinkie Pie: *Going insane* Nenenenenenenenene! Lee lee lee lee lee! Oshs0oirjg9rshgi8uewrhgioweryhseghsdh! LLLLLLLLLLLLLllawrpohijarweiohgiuebhtioowr­hbe­ijs­dgz­ekr­hbr­zhe­ss! I'm Trevor.

Go to this link, and see the pics of Pinkie Pie I created as she goes insane link

The End
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy onyesha that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank wewe everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank wewe very much....
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wewe see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, wewe got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, wewe got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If wewe wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If wewe wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is zaidi than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what wewe needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult gppony, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's juu student, i always thought there was something zaidi to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're zaidi than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted kwa his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's onyesha is here.

Tom: Now, most of wewe probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give wewe an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and wewe stop at a red light. Do wewe ever try to songesha an extra inch au two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when wewe see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. wewe just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining wewe with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most hivi karibuni film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His hivi karibuni role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but wewe know what another maarufu target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now wewe assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do wewe really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy onyesha without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, au the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, au Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things wewe should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: wewe know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where wewe can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy onyesha that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank wewe everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank wewe very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help wewe officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. wewe know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible, kubadilishwa with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible, kubadilishwa they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

---

Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times kwa a blue unicorn. He gets punched one zaidi time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

---

Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

---

Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are wewe angry at me?
Jake: wewe owe me an apology for the way wewe talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are wewe getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: wewe quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 au something, idk), is that this club has Lost its backbone. The hivi karibuni year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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Source: facebook, EQD