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I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad wewe could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how wewe doin'?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now wewe know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She alisema doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come kwa here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once wewe get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was inaonyesha us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing inayofuata to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and caramel, karmeli can take them down.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
upinde wa mvua Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two zaidi bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following upinde wa mvua Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike inayofuata to upinde wa mvua Dash* Get on.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman kilima
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if wewe let me drive this train, I will be the happiest gppony, pony ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have wewe stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what wewe should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny siku when a gppony, pony with a sniper bunduki was looking at a mare swimming. The gppony, pony with the bunduki was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the juu of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an saa later, a gppony, pony was walking. This gppony, pony was known as Harry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robin kofia
Robin Hood
This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin kofia was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, au alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police Lost them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight ran to the ngome in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: wewe can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: wewe did it!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The ukuta moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see wewe again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...
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A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! wewe guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


I stared at them, my wings I mean. I just stared perplexed; I have only remembered seeing two ponies yet I knew my wings weren't normal. Were they why I'm evil? I had to find out! I looked at the trash I was laying in, a hooded robe! Now no-pony else will be calling me a thing au evil! I stumbled out of the alley way I was thrown in, I couldn't remember how to walk! Ok. Left hoof, right hoof,...
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All I saw was black. It took me a sekunde au two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the nyasi, nyasi kavu is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me wewe went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...
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