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Yes.. I know the idea of doing this has been already been done kwa Windwakerguy. That. I just can't believe are even popular..


CHEERLIEE'S GARDEN:
Well.. First of all. Cheerlee. What.. What is your thought progress. The children annoy you. There's a simple act of 'quitting'. wewe should try it more.. Not. Go into a murderious rampage. After coming up with the fucked up conclusion that the kids are like fuckin 'weeds'..
And anouther thing. It's such a Saw rip off.. I mean. I LIKE Saw. There good sinema (well. At least the first is). And I don't need someone having nothing better to do, but give a rip off of it. Cheeliee should may as well wear a kofia and say "game over" before each kill.


SWEET apple MASSICURE part 2:
Yeah.. There's a god damn sequal. Here's what happens.. Big Mac fucks AppleJack. And than leaves here brain dead.
While the ending says Rarity killed herself over sweetie belle. Causing Spike himself. And Twilight only cares about Spike's death because she can't do laundry. Not because she actually cares about him.


SPIKE'S SPIKE:
I never ACTUALLY read it. But kusoma the ending and seeing Spike literary fall in upendo with his own reflection. I heard 'enough'.


MUFFINS:
What is that!? It's literary just keki being rewritten, but with Deroy. Same plot. Same theme. Same upinde wa mvua Dash. Same EVERYTHING! What's the point of making it!?


RARITY'S DRESS:
I'm not exactly a 'Rarity fan'. And was fully aware how evil she was gonna turn up. So wasn't surprised kwa anything they made her do (though, banging Spike was rather unnecessary). But still.. Too much of a keki rip off.


FLIM AND FLAM Lost EPISODE:
I hate the type of story were nothing about it even makes since. Like THE BIRDS (1969), when we never understand WHY it happened. It has me angry, that I'll never know. Stupid really. But it's how I feel.


TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
I won't go into details about this one. WindWakerguy alisema it all, lol.. But. Sex.. Why do all these stories have to involve sex. If you've been on Fanfiction as long as I have. Your realize a 'theme'. A very unpleasant theme. That there's never a story NOT involving it.
The reason I even know what clopping IS.
is because of my mistake of kusoma one..
I mean.
what?
Do these people watch porn all day, and take fuckin notes on what to use in fanfic stories, based on family themed, stuff.
As for Trixie's prefermance.
Well. It's a creepypasta what did people expect.
But I. Unlike most people. Kinda like her character. She reminds me of someone I once knew. Kinda pretty but ruins it kwa being a arrogant prick. Hahaha!.. But, the kid 'grew' on us. So. What can I say..


Well.. That's all I got.
Tell me if there's any worst stories that wewe read.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Guess what I'm starting this part with? A song!!

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Nearly everypony in Halloween Town saw the light in Jack's house, but they couldn't find Jack, and started singing

Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack
Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
He's all alone in there locked away inside

Never alisema a word
Hope he hasn't died
Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack

Inside Jack's house, he was also singing

Christmas time is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be, I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I got it, and then at last through my bony hooves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car au not.

At the hotel

Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do wewe want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. kwa now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away....
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posted by Dragon4322
 "still standing on the beach.."
"still standing on the beach.."
I started to growl at my sister, i guess i wasn't in the right mood because of what she alisema to me. I then buried my face in the sand trying to forget about it. general Chrysalis looked at what i was doing and alisema ,"Scootaloo....over here now" i walked up to my best friend and she asked ,"Do wewe think that was mature?" I frowned and alisema ,"No general" the she told me ,"Go back to our camp site and when wewe can act your age wewe will apologize to upinde wa mvua Dash for uigizaji childishly in front her" I then cried and ran to my tent. I stayed in there crying and pulled a blanket over my head, The darkness...
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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
upinde wa mvua Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called wewe all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, au others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my Marafiki being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because guns kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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Chapter 2: Where are we?

Spike awoke first to find him and his Marafiki in a forest, the others were still sleeping. Spike nudged Twilight. “wake up Twi, I think wewe did the wrong spell.”

Twilight shrugged him away and opened her eyes, she was shocked at her surroundings. “wake up the others......” Twilight told him.

Spike woke up the other five, they looked just as shocked as Twilight had.

“congratulations Twilight, your spell teleported us into the middle of the everfree forest!” upinde wa mvua dash said.

“this ain't no Everfree Rainbow, it's brighter than it and smells zaidi lively.” Applejack...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like wewe told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...
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