applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake wewe had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apple Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make wewe feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered kwa anypony.
As applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the juu of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That gppony, pony who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that wewe don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of gppony, pony wewe are, wewe mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create zaidi ponies, so we won't need wewe anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, wewe had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but wewe drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course wewe are. wewe drank too much water, and wewe don't feel well. Drink some Ginger ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One zaidi swali Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would wewe like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did wewe get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would wewe like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive wewe of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give wewe six pairs of wings, and wewe can have them kwa tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do wewe think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are wewe not feeling well?! Maybe wewe should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that applejack was the one shouting to her.
The End
Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake wewe had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apple Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make wewe feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered kwa anypony.
As applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the juu of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That gppony, pony who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that wewe don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of gppony, pony wewe are, wewe mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create zaidi ponies, so we won't need wewe anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, wewe had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but wewe drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course wewe are. wewe drank too much water, and wewe don't feel well. Drink some Ginger ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One zaidi swali Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would wewe like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did wewe get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would wewe like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive wewe of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give wewe six pairs of wings, and wewe can have them kwa tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do wewe think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are wewe not feeling well?! Maybe wewe should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that applejack was the one shouting to her.
The End
