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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted kwa Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? wewe have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but wewe won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much zaidi rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are wewe wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let wewe be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all wewe do is either go too fast, au jump off at bila mpangilio times.
Gordon: Jesus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, wewe and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled kwa one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, wewe just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I alisema go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, wewe didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were wewe thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other gppony, pony in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, wewe should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now wewe can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, wewe ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't wewe just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No wewe won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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