My Little Poney Article: magnum Force Part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do wewe feel lucky?

This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?

Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do wewe feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no maoni at the time.
Reporter: Why did wewe let him free?
Ricca: That's a stupid question. *Pushes reported onto floor*
Reporter: Will wewe at least tell us about why wewe let Anthony Scarza get away with his crime?
Ricca: He was not the murderer.
Reporters: Can wewe tell us your opinion about everypony's reaction?
Bodyguard 1: Their minds are dead.
Reporter: What do wewe mean kwa that?
Bodyguard 1: I mean their minds are dead.

They go outside, and are greeted to a mob of angry ponies holding signs.

Protestors: Ricca is a killer!!
Police Ponies: *Holding back protesting ponies*
Reporter: What do wewe think about this situation.
British Pony: wewe know what I think? I'll tell wewe what I think! To hell with the court system! Ricca can go kill himself.
Ricca: *Gets into limo*
Driver: *Starts car*
Bodyguards: *get in car*
Protestors: *Stomping hooves on car*
Driver: *Honking horn* Get out of the way!!
Protestors: Don't come back!
Driver: *Drives away from protestors*
Protestors: *Running after car*
Reporter: We have just heard that after letting Anthony Scarza walk away scott free from a crime he committed, everypony in San Franciscolt have gotten very angry with John Ricca. This definitely will not be the last of Ricca, as we will see zaidi of him. zaidi on this story later.

At somepony's house, a police gppony, pony was watching the news on his TV, and decided to go for a ride on his motorcycle.

Meanwhile, on a highway.

Driver: *Driving car*
Bodyguard 2: It's over.
Ricca: Yeah, hopefully for a long time.
Police Pony: *Riding up on motorcycle*
Driver: *Sees gppony, pony in mirror*
Bodyguard 1: A cop.
Driver: Take it easy. I'm driving this thing like a baby carriage.
Police Pony: *Puts on lights*
Driver: Great.
Police Pony: *Goes inayofuata to Driver, and signals to pull over*
Driver: *Drives off highway, and parks car on side of road*
Police Pony: *Stops bike behind car, and gets off*
Driver: *Rolls down window*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Do wewe know who's back there?
Police Pony: That doesn't matter. wewe were driving on a double line.
Driver: A double line?
Bodyguard 2: Take it easy. You're gonna regret pulling us over.
Police Pony: Let me see your license.
Driver: *Gives driver license to police pony*
Police Pony: *Walks to bike*
Driver: That's right, walk back to your motorcycle.
Ricca: We better get out of here.
Bodyguard 1: Relax.
Police Pony: *Returns to car* Is this car registered to you?
Driver: *Points to Ricca* To him.
Police Pony: I'll need to see the registration
Driver: Give me a break.
Police Pony: *Pulls out gun, and shoots driver*
Bodyguard 1: *Tries to get out of car*
Police Pony: *Shoots bodyguard in head*
Ricca: Ah!
Police Pony: *Shoots Ricca twice, and then shoots sekunde bodyguard*

All four ponies in the car were dead. The Police gppony, pony walked back to his motorcycle, and rode off.

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Ricca

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 11, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Song: link

Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.

Hawkeye: hujambo Mike, why don't wewe play poker kwa yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one alisema we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker kwa himself*
Metal Gloss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, au is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are wewe talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. wewe pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: wewe Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's...

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butterfly, kipepeo Effect - Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Slash - Shit...
Guard - I tell wewe what happend. Those girls got nuts and.
Slash - Shut up.

-I thought he will go for Fluttershy inayofuata to frame RD but. In the end I was at fault. I followed logic of the type killing. Twilight was universal she could kill anyone. Rarity was a bait out. And eart gppony, pony killed eart pony. Following that logic the pegasuses would kill each orther but using a gun in prison.-

Ace - So AppleJack died because of being brutally beaten up kwa Twilight wich is bullshit because it's clear she got shot.
Slash - fox, mbweha is in the hurry. Hm..
Ace - So... What do wewe want to do.
Slash - Investigate........

Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like wewe just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were wewe pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers...

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Stargazer's car

Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the gppony, pony racing us, au it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I alisema earlier, they...

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do wewe know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, au CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get zaidi of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are wewe two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...

Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting inayofuata to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell wewe the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a gppony, pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other gppony, pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....

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Project GATE Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Void - wewe wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do wewe know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So salama that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and wewe simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... wewe smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.

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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The inayofuata train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the gppony, pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure wewe have, now if wewe don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right wewe are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck inayofuata time zombies.
Twilight: wewe give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...

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Project GATE Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"They alisema to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - wewe will not fall back from battlefield!

SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 sekunde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead kwa upinde wa mvua Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the inayofuata room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of wewe to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, wewe do it. wewe have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...

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Project VOID Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left wewe unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 saa later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic moyo to Steven*
Steven - *puts moyo inside* wewe will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! wewe were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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The Heist : Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - wewe guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...

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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - wewe talk like wewe were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...

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The Heist : Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - Do wewe liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... wewe guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left wewe some heavy armor to wear. wewe gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so wewe know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't songesha an inch and everything will be OKAY.

Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - hujambo new how is it...