Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do wewe have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when wewe take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that wewe don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, onyesha me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't wewe think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* wewe songesha the tank around with the left analog stick, and songesha the turret around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, wewe shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do wewe expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if wewe somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, wewe can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime wewe want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one zaidi thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: wewe know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in kitanda with upinde wa mvua Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: wewe could be one like me wewe know.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do wewe want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: wewe ready?
Sean: wewe know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are wewe going?!
Sean: *Returns to upinde wa mvua Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want wewe to follow me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah wewe are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten dakika ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if wewe keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. wewe know... The one wewe wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a salama spot.
2 B continued
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do wewe have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when wewe take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that wewe don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, onyesha me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't wewe think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* wewe songesha the tank around with the left analog stick, and songesha the turret around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, wewe shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do wewe expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if wewe somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, wewe can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime wewe want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one zaidi thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: wewe know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in kitanda with upinde wa mvua Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: wewe could be one like me wewe know.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do wewe want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: wewe ready?
Sean: wewe know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are wewe going?!
Sean: *Returns to upinde wa mvua Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want wewe to follow me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah wewe are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten dakika ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if wewe keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. wewe know... The one wewe wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a salama spot.
2 B continued
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would wewe feel about being the inayofuata captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As wewe may au may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter wewe are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me onyesha wewe to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would wewe feel about being the inayofuata captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As wewe may au may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter wewe are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me onyesha wewe to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.