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 Jimi Hendrix as a gppony, pony
Jimi Hendrix as a pony
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One very famous Rock & Roll player was Jimi Hendrix. He was born in Seattle Washington in 1942, and unfortunately died in 1970. He was right hoofed when it came to playing guitar, but he played a guitar, gitaa for ponies that were left hoofed.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Hendrix is awesome! I listen to his songs all the time.

One day, at 6 AM

Applejack: *Sleeping at Sweet apple Acres*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *At her cloudhouse, not far away from Sweet apple Acres, and wakes up* Time to celebrate living in the United States of Equestria. *Plays song on radio*

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Applejack: *Wakes up from music* RAINBOW, WILL wewe TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL junk, taka OFF?!!?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Respect the classics AJ, it's Hendrix!

And now, back to our fanfiction.

Vinyl Scratch: Hendrix, he was awesome. I wish that he was still alive so that I could play wubs right kwa him while he plays his guitar. That would be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Hendrix is wunderbar! I upendo listening to his muziki while baking cupcakes, and having parties!
Shining Armor: I like listening to Jimi Hendrix. He was a great musician, and-
Cadence: *Arrives* Shining, who are wewe talking to?
Shining Armor: Uhhhhhhhhh...........
Cadence: *Sees camera* What is going on?
Shining Armor: I don't know.
Interviewing Pony: Ma'am, I'm asking your husband some maswali about music.
Cadence: Oh, cool. wewe know, I like muziki too. My inayopendelewa muziki to listen to is disco.

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Unfortunately, Disco was not as maarufu as it is today. When it was first created in the 70's, ponies began dancing to it, and they enjoyed it, but several years later, they started hating it.

Octavia: I don't know why they started getting a huge disinterest in Disco. One minute, wewe see ponies listening to it, and dancing to it, then the next, they get a huge sign that says Disco Sucks.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I hate Disco. Not only does it sound bad, but it sounds almost like the name of a villain.. au at least, he was a villain until now.
Discord: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Interviewing Pony: Excuse me sir, what do wewe think about Disco?
Discord: Oh, that's the best type of muziki anypony can listen to. Not only does it sound great, but the name of that muziki almost sounds like my name. It's just missing an R, and a D.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hey, those are my initials! *Laughing*
Discord: *Laughing* Good times Dashie. Good times.
Twilight: Man, Disco is for black ponies like me. It's almost like rap, but it has no swearing in it au anythin.
Shining Armor: As wewe probably guessed, my wife loves Disco.
Cadence: *Dancing to Disco* Come on Shining, dance with me!
Shining Armor: No thank you, my legs hurt.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mick & Doug rented a flatbed, tambaza truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, wewe did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...
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Victor was now driving a powerful speedboat down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad wewe took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken kwa everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-...
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Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting inayofuata to him in the cockpit.

Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!

But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, wewe ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Canterlot, Neigh Jersey. JJ drove his Flam Focus to a duka that was jointly owned kwa him, and his best friend, Victor. He quickly ran out of his car, and into the shop.

JJ: hujambo boss, sorry I'm late. My hamster was about to die, and I had to try, and give him some zaidi food.
Victor: Your hamster?
JJ: Yeah, I showed him to wewe last week, remember?
Victor: Yeah, yeah, get that transmission fixed on the Jetta, and then let's get going. We gotta test out a new car for the Cannonball.
JJ: Cannonball...As in...the Cannonball Run?!
Victor: The one and only. We're gonna need a fast car if we're gonna reach...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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It's been ten years since we've seen Sergi, and Apyr. The two stallions are still doing well, succeeding in every race they attend. But they still seem to end up getting in trouble with the law.

 Sergi's new Lotus
Sergi's new Lotus


It's a beautiful afternoon somewhere in Arizona, with nothing but desert for miles. On one of the vacant highways however, our protagonists are driving very fast in their new car.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction

Sergi: *Stops at a speed sign* Hurry before...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What wewe think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot ngome is controlled kwa GlobeX and they...
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