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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Colonel Williams
Colonel Williams
Jeff, Proxy, and Juno left Ponyville in an airplane. It was designed kwa Juno to have three ponies sit in the cockpit.

Jeff: Proxy, what does Twilight want me to do for the first assignment?
Proxy: She says that you're supposed to kill a colonel in the gppony, pony Alliance.
Jeff: And who might this colonel be?
Proxy: Jack Williams. *Turns into Jack Williams* According to the gppony, pony Alliance Leader, Jack Williams was a very skilled gppony, pony when it came to fighting. He shot down fifty two enemy pilots, and destroyed five tanks.
Juno: You're going up against a war hero.
Proxy: *Still Jack Williams* Research has shown that Jack worked his way up quickly to achieve his current rank. *Turns back to normal*
Juno: The gppony, pony Alliance is a tough army.
Jeff: But they aren't tough enough to stop me. How far do we have to go?
Juno: Well, we're supposed to find Colonel Williams in Baltimare, and we are currently five miles away from that town.
Proxy: Baltimare has taken heavy casualties from both sides.
Jeff: And It'll all end soon, with our side winning.

Meanwhile in Baltimare.

Colonel Williams: Alright team. Nice work on your defense. When the enemy reinforcements arrive, I want three machine guns set up on the sekunde floor of this building behind me. Five snipers are to wait at the train station. Shoot the driver of the train bringing in enemy reinforcements, and get away from the station quickly.
gppony, pony Alliance Soldiers: Yes sir. *Going to positions*
Colonel Williams: *sees plane* I wonder who that is. Corporal!
P.A gppony, pony 64: *Arrives* Yes sir.
Colonel Williams: See if wewe can get zaidi of our ponies to the airport. We may have an unexpected enemy attempting to fight us.
P.A gppony, pony 64: Right away sir. *Goes off to find reinforcements*

But they weren't landing at the airport. Juno was going to fly over a part of town, and Jeff would teleport from the plane, onto the ground.

Juno: That seems like a good place for wewe to start off.
Jeff: I'm on it. *Teleports out of plane, and onto the ground. He grabs a headset, and talks to his Marafiki in the plane* Everything seems deserted so far. No ponies are around here whatsoever.
Juno: Give it some time.
P.A Ponies: *Running towards Jeff*
Jeff: I think I just did. *Hiding kwa building, and loads up MP40*
P.A Ponies: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Shoots P.A Ponies*
P.A gppony, pony 24: Take cover!
P.A gppony, pony 71: He's not one of us! He has a Nazi weapon.
Jeff: *Throws grenade at P.A. Ponies*
P.A gppony, pony 71: Get back- *Dies from grenade*
P.A gppony, pony 24: Anypony else hurt?
Jeff: *Shows up, and shoots all of the P.A Ponies* No sign of the colonel so far.
Juno: Try looking at the train station. Our army is sending reinforcements there kwa train.
Jeff: I'm heading there right now. *Runs to train station*
P.A Machine Gunner: *Shooting machine gun at Jeff*
Jeff: *Hiding behind tree* Enemy soldiers have machine guns kwa my position.
Proxy: Master, remember the levitation spells we went over. wewe could use them to lift the buildings those ponies are in, and smash them.
Jeff: I can't do that Proxy, they're too heavy!!
Proxy: wewe don't know that unless wewe try.
Jeff: *Tries to lift both buildings with magic* They're too heavy, I can only lift one of them up. *Lifts up building closer to him, and throws it at other building* I got them.
Proxy: Excellent Master! Now, go to the train station, and assist our soldiers. The train is almost there.

As Jeff was heading to the train station, Colonel Williams was searching the airport with some other ponies.

Colonel Williams: Clear!
P.A gppony, pony 46: He's not here.
Colonel Williams: Then we must look all over this town. He could be anywhere.
P.A gppony, pony 46: Yes sir. *Grabs walkie talkie* Alpha 1, to Delta, come in Delta.
P.A Pony: Delta to alpha! We're losing soldiers kwa the train station! Reinforcements haven't arrived yet, but there's a gppony, pony with an MP40 shooting up our guys! Get over here quickly!!
Colonel Williams: A Pony? We better get there now!

Back at the train station.

Nazi Engineer: *Driving train to station*
P.A Sniper: Enemy sighted.
Jeff: *Shoots Sniper*
P.A Sniper 2: What are you-
Jeff: *Shoots other sniper*
Nazi Engineer: *Stops train at station*
Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings: *Run out of train*
Nazi 46: What are wewe doing here?
Jeff: Twilight Sparkle sent me. She alisema there's a colonel working for the gppony, pony Alliance kwa the name of Williams.
Griffon 67: Is that him over there?
Jeff: *Looks behind him*
Colonel Williams: *Shoots two Nazis, and three griffons*
Jeff: Get back in the train, now!

The Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings got back in the train.

Jeff: *Staring at Colonel Williams*
Colonel Williams: Ha! A colt? Months of attacking Robotnik's Army, and he has a mwana-, mwana-punda working for him?
Jeff: Twilight works for Robotnik, but I work for Twilight. *Punches Colonel Williams*
Colonel Williams: *Walks backwards towards train*
Engineer: *Tries to shoot the colonel*
Colonel Williams: *Shoots engineer, then climbs into train*
Jeff: What do wewe think you're doing?
Colonel Williams: Bringing this train back to where it came from.
Jeff: *Climbs into engine* You'll have to go through me before getting rid of this train!
Colonel Williams: Very well. *Punches Jeff*
Jeff: *Kicks Colonel Williams*
Colonel Williams: *Grabs coal, and throws it at Jeff*
Jeff: *Uses magic to put coal into firebox*
Colonel Williams: wewe don't have what it takes to fight me colt!
Jeff: *Slams Colonel William's head into wall*
Colonel Williams: *Bleeding* You're stronger than I thought, but I can't let wewe win! *Releases brakes on train* I'll be sure to send your ashes back to Twilight. *Makes train go backwards* And if I have to go through wewe to defeat the entire Third Reich, so be it!
Jeff: wewe made a mistake when wewe started making this train move!
Colonel Williams: Oh, and what might that be?
Jeff: This. *Uses magic to make Colonel Williams float*
Colonel Williams: Hey, what are wewe doing?!
Jeff: *Making colonel hover over ground* How fast is this train going? Forty?
Colonel Williams: Don't wewe dare let go of me!
Jeff: Oh, I wouldn't dare dream about that. I just want to kill you. *Lets Colonel Williams go with magic*
Colonel Williams: *Falls on ground, and rolls down a cliff* This isn't over!!

Needless to say, the colonel was going to fall for a long time, and was not going to survive the fall.

Jeff: *Stops train*
Changeling 35: *Gets out of train* Where are we going?
Jeff: Back to the station, and you're driving.
Changeling: What about you?
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I've done my job. Now do yours, and take over Baltimare. *Teleports into plane*

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posted by KendiKens
Not long ago,like 20 years,was a pegasi stallion,named Scoot.His mane has in a strange form.In the school,the ponies called him alien.He didn't liked it.One day,on his class came'd a young mare,named Solar Heart.She was beautiful.In his inside,Scoot,loved her,but he didn't express it in the outside.She was popular,but she didn't want that little pegasi behind.She understood she loved him.She tried to express this to him,but he didn't listen.There was his mistake.The young mare,trying to understand that he didn't had the same feelings for her,she decided to leave him alone.And that was what...
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posted by karinabrony
Mocha maharage, maharagwe sat in the hospital bed, holding her young baby. Latte Dust came in and she handed him the youngster. He looked at her, smiling. A tear came to his eye. Nurse Redheart came in. "You may now choose a name for her, I can give wewe some time." She alisema as she closed the door on her way out. "We should call her....Coffee Creme." The father alisema as she handed her to the mother. Her mother smiled and said,"Coffee Creme, welcome to your new life."

Coffee Creme was drawing pictures on the meza, jedwali as a filly. Latte maharage, maharagwe came kwa and saw. "How nice, Coffee Creme! What is it?" She said. Coffee...
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posted by _Laugh_
The inayofuata siku at school..

Teacher: *blows whistle* I want three laps around the field! Now!
Trixie: Ehem. Ms. Day?
Teacher: What Trixie?
Trixie: I can't gallop today.
Teacher: *raises eyebrow* And why is that Ms. Lulamoon?
Trixie: Well, wewe see, I twisted my hoof.
Teacher: Very well then. There's a bench across the gym.
Trixie: Thank you.
Teacher: *nods*
Trixie: *walks away*

CC: I can't believe she did that.
SF: What a liar.
Teacher: Three laps! *blows whistle*
CC: *runs*
SF: *runs*
ST: *runs*

The whole class was now running as fast as they could. Trixie smirked as she looked at the school's clock. Her horn...
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posted by karinabrony
 Magical Mystery Cure
Magical Mystery Cure
Hello guys! Today I will be talking about season 3.

Magical Mystery Cure: In the starting when Twilight Sparkle started singing, I thought it was fantastic. It was a good starting for the last episode. After she saw upinde wa mvua Dash's cutie mark on Rarity, then alisema her line, wewe know what? There was no theme song. I didn't know why there wasn't a theme song. And at the song "What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me", Vinyl Scratch was with the background ponies. Probably the creators wanted to make the bronies happy. Then, a song that didn't even sound like MLP at all was on the episode. Twilight has a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Pete was discussing his plan on how to get back at Gordon

Pete: What we need to do is hire a new unicorn, and get him to find out about what Gordon is up to.
Orion: Like a spy?
Pete: Yup.
Bartholomew: *teleports inayofuata to Pete*
Pete: This is our new worker, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He's british, so don't make fun of him for that.
Coffee Creme: Uh, nopony makes fun of the british at all.
Pete: Ok then. Good luck *walks away*
Hawkeye: Hello Bartholo- lomr- mew
Bartholomew: *laughs* wewe don't have to call me kwa my full name. Bart will do nicely.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi Bart.
Bartholomew: Hello. I must say,...
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(sorry for the delay, i've been on vacation)
We were back at....
Apple Jack: FIRE!
-cannons moto apple pies and the pies hit the G3 ponies in their faces-
G3 upinde wa mvua Dash: OH MY GOODNESS! THIS IS TERRIBLE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL MANE! MY BEAUTIFUL TAIL! -cries-
-G3 ponies are screaming-
Twilight Sparkle: moto THE chokoleti RAIN!
-chocolate rain song comes on-
Rainbow Dash: BRING IN THE CLOUDS!!!!
-Pegasus ponies make chokoleti rain-
G3 upinde wa mvua Dash: NOT MY MANE!!!
Pinkie Pie: -super big grin- YAY! -opens mouth-
G3 Pinkie PIe: -aims gun toward Pinkie Pie- i have wewe now.
Apple Bloom: -bites G3 Pinkie...
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it was a bright and sunny siku in equestria, the sky was blue the birds where singing. Nothing could go wrong thought tropical breeze as she stepped off her hammock.

Breeze walked over to her purple pet octopus, toopie, and started to wake him up. "TOOPIE!!" Yelled breeze. "GET UP!! Today is a special siku remember?? We're going to Cantorlot for the weekend!"

Not noticing the mail kwa the counter, tropical breeze ran around the house searching for her pineapple suitcase. As soon as she found it, she grabbed her check orodha and started to pack.
"Starbursts, check! Hoofpolish, check! Tickets for...
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Just after Pipsqueak arrived at the courtyard of Canterlot ngome after escaping the oxen group he was cooped up in, he started to get angry and swali why all this bad luck had come his way. "Why can't I just help her without all this bad stuff coming my way?" he would usually say in anger. That was the most of his problems because Steve, the little Cerberus Mongrel, still had his sights set on the little colt. Hoping not to get caught, he hid in the bushes until the right time.

Pipsqueak was still angered over why he's unable to help Luna. "I wish I was big already!" he cried out in a very...
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"What is friendship?",Idea Sparkler said. She was moving to Ponyville with her assistant, Chance, because she had to make Marafiki and know the true meaning of friendship. She got off the carriage with Chance.

After she trotted in town, she went to her mom's maktaba and sat down on her chair. "Now I have to know what this 'friendship' means.", Idea Sparkler said. She got out a dictionary but found no meaning. She was looking through every book but never found nothing. Books, check. Notes, check. Pens, check. Dictionary, check, she thought. She didn't know what was missing.

Then, she was in the...
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Princess Celestia came again and forgot to give them something. She had her box of seven elements. "I forgot to give wewe the elements. Peppermint,you get kindness,Sparkling Tide,you get loyalness,Score Heights,you get honesty,Azura Alor,you get Laughter,Shadow Blitz,you get fearless,Meari Otenbasan,you get helpful,and Cotton Swirls,you get love."Princess Celestia said. "But I thought the mane 6 can only get elements of harmony!"said Peppermint. "I understand,but everypony has been telling me that wewe ponies are all of the elements."said Princess Celestia. "Okay. Let's go get em!"said Cotton...
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"Where are we?" applejack asked. I had no idea, but as I looked around, I soon realized where we were. Then I saw an '81 Impala with a California License Plate. It also had a mwaka on it, "Oh damnit." I say "What's wrong?" applejack asked, "Where are we?" "San Francisco 1982." I tell her. We time traveled back 32 years, and soon we were greeted kwa a guy wearing a mask, carrying a brown bag. "Hey!" he shouts. As I hear him shout, I floor it. The burglar then tried to shoot me, but missed breaking the window of a Mercury behind me. After I escaped the burglar I tried to use Chaos Control, but...
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Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were wewe going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were wewe to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have wewe done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did wewe do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...
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