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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic onyesha
One day, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sits at a meza, jedwali with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied kwa chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black juu hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single gppony, pony in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. wewe don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a gppony, pony wewe idiots!
Screwball: Five dakika before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five dakika are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt zaidi like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to onyesha wewe some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, upinde wa mvua Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes onto stage*
gppony, pony 46: That's not fair!
gppony, pony 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue gppony, pony disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and upinde wa mvua Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, upinde wa mvua Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on juu of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sits in kiti, kiti cha inayofuata to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are wewe doing here?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: wewe can be polite kwa getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets back to kiti, kiti cha in truck inayofuata to Screwball* Did wewe miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to ngumi, punch upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are wewe okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, songesha it!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If wewe could songesha your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't wewe go anywhere?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, upinde wa mvua Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Are wewe okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic onyesha
One day, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sits at a meza, jedwali with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied kwa chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black juu hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single gppony, pony in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. wewe don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a gppony, pony wewe idiots!
Screwball: Five dakika before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five dakika are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt zaidi like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to onyesha wewe some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, upinde wa mvua Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes onto stage*
gppony, pony 46: That's not fair!
gppony, pony 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue gppony, pony disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and upinde wa mvua Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, upinde wa mvua Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on juu of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sits in kiti, kiti cha inayofuata to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are wewe doing here?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: wewe can be polite kwa getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets back to kiti, kiti cha in truck inayofuata to Screwball* Did wewe miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to ngumi, punch upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are wewe okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, songesha it!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If wewe could songesha your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't wewe go anywhere?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, upinde wa mvua Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Are wewe okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
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"SWEET CELESTIA....."
Rainbow in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
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Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
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