It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks wewe two for helping out at my farm.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if wewe get it on you, wewe can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised wewe didn't wear that farming outfit wewe made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

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Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: wewe know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!

Back at the lunch.

Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* hujambo upinde wa mvua Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
upinde wa mvua Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is upinde wa mvua Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I aliiba $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner alisema it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of wewe then. *Uses magic gem*

The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.

Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-

All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.

The user of this gem has challenged wewe to a war. If wewe defeat the user, wewe may go home.

Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: wewe never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!

Two days ago.

Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.

Now Gilda remembered.

Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are wewe four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: wewe four are underarrest.

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So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.

Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What mwaka is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: wewe know what this means?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We're in medieval times.

STH Productions Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers

Based off of the video kwa AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

upinde wa mvua Dash
Applejack
and Rarity

Also starring

The ponies

Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo

Also starring the Griffons

Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike

And stop the music, because this is the end of part 1.

2 B continued