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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did wewe three go?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because wewe were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the machungwa, chungwa one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: wewe planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh wewe had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!

Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.

Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What the fuck were wewe thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't wewe realize that they could execute wewe for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
upinde wa mvua Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if wewe get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe did?
Applejack: But wewe were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until wewe kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.

Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.

2 B continued
So. I felt I should make one, final thing before I finally leave this site for good. I just wanted to say that this fan-spot changed my life all those mwaka zamani (2012 MLP:FiM fan-spot was best fan-spot). We went through ups, we went through downs. We fought off trolls, we made great friends. Any of those who remember key events in the formation of this spot, everything from FotM to Fawny to JimmyRustle to the first (and only) Fanatic, wewe may get what I mean. I made some of my best Marafiki on this site, and while we may not all keep in touch as well now as we did then, the friendships I made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.

Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking wewe back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!

Two hours later in Denver

Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne

Pete: That was a very retarded thing for wewe to do.
Gordon: I don't give...
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 The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him kwa Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case wewe wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
It's a normal siku like any other day, except- It's April Fool's Day, which is Pinkie and Rainbow's inayopendelewa holiday! It's morning, and Blazin' is fast asleep, until...

Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!

Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?

Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!

Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's inayopendelewa holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!

Lyra: wewe have never been pranked kwa them before?

Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?

Lyra: Oh...It...
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 Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride


Chapter 5: The rise of the pegasi


“This is outrageous!” my borther Landslide exclaimed with the spark of fury peppering his tone. “Unicornia has existed for zaidi than a thousand years and I will certainly not allow the kingdom to now break up into two parts!”

It has been two days since we received Forever Wind's disturbing letter about the foundation of the Pegasus Commonwealth. After hearing the news, my siblings immediately came to the ngome of First Magic to discuss this serious matter.

“How did we end up like this?” Whirling Abyss...
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 we planned our attack
we planned our attack
I listened in the distance, the sound of a tank rang through my ears and made me unsure of who's tank it was. ,"Sweetie Belle, i heard a tank go check and see if it's ours au theirs (the changeling's)". my friend nodded and made her way out of the forest. Later she came back ,"Scootaloo! it's ours!" she shouted; i felt excited that we finally had a tank. we all rushed out of the forest to see the big war machine, when Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and upinde wa mvua Dash finally made our way out of the forest there was the sight of the incredible tank and standing beside it was Twilight, Spike, and Spitfire....
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 "SWEET CELESTIA....."
"SWEET CELESTIA....."
(As before, Twilight and Spike were told to go to a warehouse and bring supplies to the Ponyville Military) The purple alicorn was getting her saddle bag ready while Spike was making sure they had everything they would need. ,"Spike, Is there anything we're missing?" Sparkle asked the baby dragon ,"No it looks like we are ready" the two opened the door and walked out into Ponyville. As the two were walking Pinkie Pie stopped ,"Hey Twilight, wow thats a lot of stuff wewe have where are wewe going?" Twi gave a occupied expression on her face.

,"Pinkie, I'm sort of busy can we talk some other time?"...
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? wewe here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Jack was walking away from the others, a mare was looking at him. She was called Sally

Professor Something: Sally! Come over to me at once.
Sally: Hmmm, no.
Professor Something: You're not ready for this.
Sally: Yes I am.
Professor Something: *Grabs Sally* No, you're not!!
Sally: Can't wewe just let me be? *kicks professor*
Professor Something: Ah *falls out wheel chair*

Sally then followed Jack, as he went for a walk.

Jack: *throws money in jar*
Musical band: Nice work old bean.
Jack: Yeah I guess so. Just like last year, and the mwaka before that. *continues walking*
Sally: *watching*
Jack:...
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What is your OC's name?
>Shredder
>
>How old is he?
>18

>What is his hobby?
>Playing guitar, cuz I'm in a band.

>Does he have any relatives?
>My sister is upinde wa mvua Dash

>What is his personality?
>What the fuck is that?

>Does he know how to make Marafiki easily?
>It's kind of the other way around. Everyone wants to make Marafiki with me.

>Has he met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
>Other then my sister, I've met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Twilight. I might have seen Fluttershy, but I'm not sure

>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
>Going...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful siku in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering zaidi ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: wewe really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot wewe in the arm! Why aren't wewe bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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 upinde wa mvua in her own kart (the others were aliyopewa their own to find Luna)
Rainbow in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
Ok, so the gang arrives in Canterlot, and Celestia suggests they mgawanyiko, baidisha up, but suggests she and Bolt stay together. So, as the two are driving through town.....

Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!

Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!

So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.

Bolt: How many buttons are there!?

Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.

Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they...
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The last solstice

Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind – Part 2


His first thought was to get the nyasi, nyasi kavu out of there, when he had the chance. It was an instinctive thought. He feared for his life. But, another part of him did not allow the luxury of backing out of this situation. Something was stronger than fear. Actually it’s two things. Compassion and hate. Nocturnal Mirage could not decide which one was zaidi powerful. The only thing he knew he must go after the Princess. And so he did.

Celestia has retreated to her bedroom and seemed she has completely forgotten the royal blue stallion. She...
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The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO wewe HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… au NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… au THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND wewe HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! wewe DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that wewe Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need wewe to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are wewe two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are wewe talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
time : 00:00
Dan - hmmm
location : Dan planing room
Jade - maybay...
Dan - nah...
Nikolai - every way come to GoldenHorn...
Dan - wewe right...
Nikolai - from raport I get it say he arive to Zebras Hotel tooday on 02:00
Dan - What he up too...
Nikolai - I dont know but we can kill him now...
Dan - ok... be redy Jade
Jade - ok...
time : 01:55
Nikolai and Dan wainting on roof of another hotel to GoldenHorn arrive
Nikolai - cars going....
Dan - Jade wewe in
Jade - yup
Nikolai - get redy 5 dakika and he get in to room
5 mintues later
Jade - were is he
*from radio*GoldenHorn - I suspect wewe Jade... burn in hell
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A part of Ponyville kwa 2031
A part of Ponyville by 2031
kwa the mwaka 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the mwaka that a gppony, pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called wewe here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...
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posted by Snickerz911411
I know that this really has nothing to do with MLP but could wewe all please sign this petition au something really bad will happen to the internet.

link

Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)

"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.

Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."

That is from the article. Please sign.
From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long zamani there was a pony, a gppony, pony who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light pink coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...
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posted by Quillabex
    I took flight up to the sky just right below the clouds, so I could see what I would com against and no surprises. I wonder what's gonna be up there in the Frozen North, gotta be prepared for the worst, I thought. Where am I to find Twilight? The Frozen North is a big place, she could be anywhere! I flew over Canterlot to see it devastated. Gone. Wiped off the face of Equestria, just like AppleJack said.
    As I flew farther north, the air got colder, and I know I wouldn't last long. If i just keep my mind on finding Twilight, I will make it, I thought....
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Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are wewe okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! wewe survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are wewe okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...
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